The McCanns

Posted on April 4, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Fuck me, I thought the Mccanns had given up, but the whining sub council estate absent parents are at it again. They couldn’t be arsed to stay in and look after their children, or pay for someone to, so we get subjected to 7 years whining, and police investigations at our expense.

You fucked up, and don’t deserve kids. So shut the fuck up!

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Also this from the Daily Mail back in January :

A lawyer defending a woman who was caught drink-driving while her small child was at home alone has accused Madeleine McCann’s parents of child neglect.

In what has been described as an ‘outrageous’ slur on the missing girl’s parents, defence lawyer Gareth Morgan compared them unfavourably to his client, who left her five-year-old son at home by himself before being arrested after she crashed her car at traffic lights.

He told magistrates at Merthyr Tydfil, south Wales: ‘The parents of Madeleine McCann were guilty of child neglect for leaving their little girl much longer than my client. They were never prosecuted.’

Too fucking right as far as I can see!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Bear Grylls [2]

Posted on April 3, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Apparently a survivalist cunt who lives in the wilderness eating bush tucker grubs and sucking water from cacti.

A picture paints a thousand words. Fucking hypocrite!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Andrew Lloyd Webber [2]

Posted on April 2, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Just for a moment, let’s spoil ourselves by celebrating the misfortunes of the pug faced little cunt who sat on his golden throne while he subjected us to his excruciatingly embarrassing search for not just one new unknown musical star, but two! A Joseph and a Dorothy. Not that we gave a flying fuck about either.

It seems his latest offering – a musical based on Stephen Ward who committed suicide in the wake of the Profumo affair – is to close after just 4 months. The omens were never good, of course. It opened the same night the roof fell in on the audience in a West End theatre he owns. Actually, I think he owns most of them, doesn’t he?

It seems the theatre was never more than half full. Of course Webby is unrepentant. He commented “if you choose a subject purely because it is commercial, catastrophe looms”. Well, no Andrew. Catastrophe looms when you write some so shitty and uncommercial that nobody comes to see it, you daft cunt.

Anybody who paid good money to sit through his excruciating sequel to ‘Phantom’ must be rubbing their hands together in glee…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Music critics

Posted on April 1, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Don’t get me wrong – I actually like the Arctic Monkeys – but what the fuck is the matter with all these music critic cunts? Especially the wankers at the Brit Awards?

Apparently the Monkeys are not only the ‘best British band’, but their latest album ‘AM’ is being fawned over by the aforementioned cunts as ‘Mastercard Best Album of the Year’ FFS! I have all their albums. This latest one is bland, boring, tuneless, hugely disappointing, pretentious shit completely lacking in any semblance of originality.

Thank God these cunts would rate my stuff as crap. That’s got to mean I’m onto something!

Nominated by: ChasCMusic

Susanna Reid

Posted on March 31, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

One less cunt on the BBC sofa? Possibly – with the departure of Susanna Reid to ITV daytime telly. Poor old Bill’s going to have to make do with that old slapper Minchin instead. Poor sod.

Having fallen on her arse – and a very nice arse it is – on that highlight of highbrow telly Strictly Cum Dancing, she’s dumped her ‘hubby’ and her 250 mile commute to Salford to fuck around with Ben Shepherd on another sofa instead. Sofa so good but Good Morning Britain – the graveyard of presenters? Must be a cunt.

Nominated by: Couchpotato