This year on the 6th of June is the 80th anniversary of the D-Day landings when the allied forces stormed the Normandy beaches and marked a major turning point of WW2. The Parachute Regiment had been expected to take part in commemorations with 450 men jumping from four planes, but it turns out that just one is available at the time of writing.

Despite being Defence Secretary, Grant Shapps went into full Lance Corporal Jones ‘Don’t panic!’ mode and promised to find the extra planes. So where are these planes? Well Ukraine and fucking Gaza of course. Cynically, Shapps has used this fuck up to try and justify more spending on defence.

There is an entire month devoted to the Pride cult and yet one day to remember the greatest generation before they are all gone is treated as an afterthought. You can bet your bollocks to a barn dance the Americans will be there with bells and whistles on and the French dusting off their best white flags.

To put this into some context on D-Day itself the UK and U.S used 1500 planes and landed 21,000 troops. If you replace planes with dinghies and troops with migrants, you will see where the priorities of politicians in Europe lie today. Our brave lads must wonder why they even fucking bothered.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Hands up if you hate Gary Lineker, the smug, overpaid gobshite who, like death and taxes, seems to be a permanent and unwelcome feature of life. Mmm… that’s everyone then.

Like others of his ilk (ref. for example Ant and Dec, Carol Vorderman, Katie Price), Linekunt has found the way to make an atom-sized amount of talent go an extremely long way.

He’s now ventured into the field of modelling, and is fronting up the ‘Gary Lineker Men’s Clothing’ range for Next UK, no doubt for a very fat fee.

Hasn’t this money-grubbing twat got enough in the bank already? What a loathsome cunt he is. And Next UK is almost as bad, for having the very poor taste to thrust his ugly mug and slimy personna into the public eye again.

Fuck off Linekunt, and take your clothing collection with you. You’ve got all the appeal of a septic toe.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
America isn’t my country and I won’t be voting in their election but I find it fascinating, listening to all the propaganda and the divisive rhetoric, particularly since there’s only one presidential candidate who’s remotely interested in making any attempt to unite the American people. Why would anyone want to criticize Biden when it’s so much easier to criticize Trump? It’s an interesting question. All we ever hear about Biden on ISAC is that he’s old, he’s sleepy, he’s useless, he sniffs kids’ hair. And that’s it. It’s either a case of making something up or resorting to insults. He’s a politician after all, why can’t the ‘right-wingers’ do better than this?

The Republicans in congress also have difficulty in finding fault with Biden. Since the 2020 election they’ve been desperately looking for an excuse to impeach him. Why? Because Trump was impeached and they’d like to even the score. They have nothing better to do. They’ve had three committees working on it but they couldn’t find any dirt on him, so they investigated his son instead, hoping to imply guilt by association. Earlier this year, accompanied by a triumphant fanfare, they announced they finally had irrefutable proof of Biden Junior’s dodgy business dealings in Ukraine and Biden Senior’s share of the profits. Unfortunately it turned out it was their irrefutable proof that was dodgy. It was bogus information that had been fed to them by a Russian intelligence agent!

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Now when it comes to criticizing Trump we’re spoiled for choice. Where should we start? Sexual assault, fraud, lying, election interference, theft of secret documents, more lying, obstruction of justice, admiration for Putin……..the list goes on. Of course some will close their minds to all this and act like it doesn’t exist. The alternative is to face reality and for some, this reality is just too uncomfortable. Ultimately when all’s said and done, it isn’t even Donald Trump who will be fooling them. They’ll be fooling themselves.

Nominated by Allan.

is a cunt. And definitely not a “bike nonce”.

The High Court has found Mr Joey Barton’s posts on ‘X’ , formerly known as Tommy Robinson, were defamatory.

This is clearly the right decision as the spindly presenter cunt is clearly not a “BIKE NONCE”. Of course, he does ride a “bike” and Mr Barton was, therefore not being defamatory in this regard. It is the bit where he refers to the pathetic, whinging, lefty piss-weed cunt as a “nonce” that causes the problem.

Mr Barton needs to watch it. The High Court clearly takes a very dim view indeed of persons who call Jeremy Vine a “Bike Nonce” when he is, in fact, a cunt.

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

You hear this a lot after a fuckup/scandal. Sunak said it about the infected blood scandal. Satan Vennells said it multiple times during her evidence to the Post Office inquiry. Whenever a child dies in the home and the Waffen SS don’t intervene, we hear it then as well.

It’s as if people and organisations think that saying ‘sorry’ magically makes everything better. But it doesn’t. People still died. That pain and suffering still happened. Peoples’ lives were still ruined. For once, just for once, it would be nice to hear somebody admit all of that when a calamity happens instead of issuing a token fucking apology.

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Nominated by Opinionated Cunt.