Dido Harding

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Dido Harding, the incompetent CEO of the worst ISP in the country TalkTalk, is an absolute cunt!

Last week TalkTalk was hacked for the third time this year. THIRD TIME FFS! What the fuck was the woman doing? Clearly not her job of running the fucking company that’s for sure.

So how the fuck did Baroness Harding of Whinscunt get this fucking job? Well, she started off at Woolworths (who went bust) then moved to Tesco (where she ‘resigned’ aka was sacked) then after a spell at Sainsbury (much declining profits) ended up as CEO of TalkTalk. Now you might think she sucked somebody cock to get the job? You may very well think that, but I couldn’t possibly comment.

Ditto how did she qualify to become Conservative peer? Well, that’s a lot easier to answer – in October 1995, she married John Penrose, MP for Weston-super-Mare, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State, Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport since 14 May 2010. 2010 you might recall is about the time she landed the TalkTalk job. I’m sure it’s a total coincidence, along with the peerage.

Highlight of last week? Watching the bitch squirm on TV. Highlight of the TV moments? Watching her admit she didn’t know whether the data that was hacked was encrypted or not. Didn’t know FFS! It’s her job to know!!! It’s bloody basic – especially after two previous hacks within the past year.

If this cunt keeps her job after this, there’s no hope for any of us any more. Worryingly, In February 2013 she was assessed as one of the 100 most powerful women in the UK. The honour was repeated the following year, when she was named in the 10 most influential women in the BBC Woman’s Hour power list 2014.

Even more worrying is that the incompetent cunt is a non-executive director on The Court of The Bank of England. Christ help us!!!

What a total cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert is a cunt.

Viewed (by ‘hipster’ Yanks and student knobends) as the great satirist and subversive (but actually just a watered down version of what Rowan & Martin and The Smothers Brothers used to do) has decided to take a big pay hike and take over (another cunt) Letterman’s chair and arselick a load of Hollywood celebrities.

Really sticking it to the man, that is…

And Amy Sedaris is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Norman & Mr Twister

Emma Thompson [3]

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Emma Thompson is a lefty cunt of the highest order i.e of the metropolitan elitist nature who looks out of their Ivory Tower at the rest of the country who she claims to represent the views of.

She has claimed that the reason Britain cannot take in more migrants is`racism`. Oh so it is racist not to want to set a precedent that everyone in an impoverished war torn country can swan in here through illegal means. What an assumption to make that British people would prefer white refugees. Maybe she is pre-occupied with peoples ethnicity while the rest of us are simply focusing on space and resources as arguments against the cosy Guardian BBC luvvie world which she is pretty much the patron saint of.

Come to mention it, didn`t her and her cunt of a husband say that they were willing to go to prison for not paying their taxes. Anyone here in a position to intervene in this important “humanitarian cause”?

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

Salad

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Salads. They take ages to prepare, taste of nothing unless you smother them with salad cream and/or mayo and you invariably want a takeaway/equiv 1/2 hour later.

I was making a salad the other week and when I was cutting up some cheddar to pimp it a bastard fly distracted me and I nearly took my thumb off.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge-Frottom