The Unsuitable Motorist.
“A blind motorist who took his partner’s car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence.
Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told.
Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine.”
“Hall told police he had planned to drive to Scotland and wanted to escape his home, his relationship and his finances.”
Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months even though he did not have a licence at the time of the incident, and he was ordered to pay £272 costs..
A tale of woe,hasn’t the chap heard? He could have got the bus,it’s £2 apparently.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
There are blind people driving round the car park at our local Tesco’s every day. I almost had a motorcyclist over the bonnet last week.
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“I almost had a motorcyclist over the bonnet last week.”
Did he reject your lewd advances, arfur?
Or suggest you go somewhere less public?
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Unfortunately Tom the motorcyclist was not a nubile young woman but a big ugly man with a considerable vocabulary of swear words.
While you’re here Tom, I’m thinking of buying a Sierra. Any tips on running an old Ford these days?
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Most certainly arfur:
Get a new Powerstroke electronic ignition
New plugs and leads
Get the radiator re-cored or, better still, get a new aluminium replacement
If it’s been sitting a while:
Get the fuel lines replaced
Get the fuel tank cleaned
Make sure mice haven’t nibbled any wiring
Check the sills for hidden rust
Check the suspension and steering components for rust
New battery, of course.
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Buying a Sierra, Arfur?
Fuck me, have you just won the Lottery? Have you seen the price of a boggo-standard Sierra nowadays – they are fetching silly cash.
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Thanks Tom. This one isn’t a barn find, it’s actually in regular use. It’s the CVH engine so it’s already timed electronically but only a single coil of course. If I do go for it I think I’ll beef it up the old-fashioned way with a pair of 40DCOEs.
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Ho ho, nice one arfur…make the induction sound great and get that Pinto down to about 15mpg!
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That’s a big part of the attraction Paul, I can get this one for sensible money and it could prove to be an investment. I drove a veritable fleet of them through the eighties. Tyres are critical. Get that right and they are fucking brilliant.
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I clipped a cunt as I made my way to work 25 years ago. Perfect storm. A set of traffic lights where a stop at a red could have been the difference of on time or a minute over .. cyclist in the middle of the lane, dawdling, as the light hit amber … I went arou d the cunt ; nearside wing mirror clipped his RH handlebar end ..
Happily I was on time for work, and the image of johnny 2 wheels wobbily-ly hitting firstly the kerb on his bike & then the shop window OFF the bike in my rearview has just given me a warm glow. Stick near the kerb, cunt!
The downside was I had to take the long way to work for that shift-start for the next few cycles, just to play it safe.
Worth it, on balance.
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ttce, if I may.. what did you ask of Jim’ll fix it, old bean? 🤔
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Cuntemall, I asked for myself and my cub pack to be brutally raped in a BBC dressing room by Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall whilst Esther Rantzen held us down with one hand and flicked the bean with the other.
My fellow cubs got their wishes, but I was cruelly rejected as, after inspection, Jimmy said I was already too slack.
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Wow. *Exactly* what I’d predicted. Uncanny, like.
Although ye could have saved up the ‘ask’ really and just hung about outside the BBC whenever the gold Rolls Royce was parked ’round the back. That way, ye could’ve still gotten the above, .. AND maybe a short flight in an RAF Chinook as well, or something… (a sniff of Kate Bush’s gold bikini?)
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Hang around outside the Beeb? I wasn’t falling for that one again, after I was invited to a Top of the Pops fancy dress party dressed as a dog and got bummed by Eric Gill.
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Blind my arse. If he was really blind how did he manage to pick the sympathy shades to go with the sympathy stick? A complete and utter lying cunt who deserves a good working over to teach him a proper lesson.
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Much like the court scene in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’, throw a cricket ball at this faker’s head and see if he tries to get out of the way.
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He’s only blind to the effect of being a total cunt.
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He’s not totally blind, but was totally pissed.
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Surely the cunt was blind drunk?
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I’d like the mad cunt to get the job of chauffeur at Downing Street.
Also manager of the wine cellar..
https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2014/02/downing-streets-3-2m-wine-cellar-revealed/
Splendid.
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He should’ve crashed the car into an other. He’d bound to have bumped into a black illegal driver fleeing the police after murdering some poor cunt.
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Isn’t it Richard Osman, who’s gone a bit cracked ?
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Got dumped by his Mrs too.
“I think we should see other people”.
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Reminds me a bit of Lennie Peter’s & Dianne Lee.
“Blind? Is he fuck!” My dad used to say.
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Can a blind man, be any worse than the third world daleks, when it comes to driving ability.
Foreign vermin should be confined to public transport, prison or the cemetery..
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What a silly sausage.
If ‘he’d got himself a guide dog he could have let it drive and thus avoided the subsequent kerfuffle.
🦮
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Just not a black Lab though Sam.
He’d have been nicked for FAR RIGHT terrorism offences.
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Only if he`d called it `Niggeɾ`, Hugh.
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Well guys and girls, here is a link to super boil your piss..
https://x.com/the_tpa/status/2107032453252542749
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No surprise Birmingham is number one, pop pickers.
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Farcical
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“Diversity is our strength, blah, blah, woof, woof”
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I don’t need anyone to explain to me the decline of Birmingham Barry. My wife was born and raised there and when we married we had our first, second and third homes there. First was in Perry Barr which was then a Tory seat. Labour took the seat and a few years later had Khalid Mahmood installed as their MP. He was famous for his record expense claims. At the 2024 election he lost the seat to a pro-Gaza nut job, Ayoub Khan. Look him up, you’ll be fucking horrified. We baled out in 1999.
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If a blind chap can drive drunk from Huddersfield to somewhere near Carlisle without crashing then perhaps his finances need looking at, more than likely some form of disability claim involved.
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if they can play piano they can drive a car.
I’m all for blind cunt empowerment.
Only thing stopping them is confidence.
a positive mental attitude.
The day I see Stevie Wonder in formula one ill be a happy man.
Noel Edmonds it was who
taught me about positive mental attitude.
He stayed positive when he got that bloke killed on his TV show,
and when he went bankrupt through that fraud.
Sorry that’s wrong,
he had a mental breakdown over the fraud,
my mistake.
He claims he has 2 glowing orbs like melons that float over his shoulders.
theyre the spirits of his mam an dad.
who looked like watermelons while alive apparently
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ive never liked the blind.
not very nice of me I know,
and people will say
” oh they can’t help it”
but I still dont like them.
I think theyre creepy as fuck.
used to be this couple who my gran knew.
the woman was called Molly,
and blind.
eyes like boiled eggs.
and she shouted all the time.
” HELLO FLO!!”
my gran would tell me to say hello but I wouldn’t.
The screeching no eyed cunt gave me the fear.
probably dead now?
she was old then,
in the 1970s.
thank fuck for that.
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And the get a free dog, the fucking spongers!
The dog is proably irritated at having to help a blindie and would rather be owned by someone who can see where they’re throwing the ball, ie not into an electrical substation or onto railway tracks.
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Hey Cunt Engine….If anyone is going to know you will. Have you ever heard the term ‘posh wank’?
I saw a video of transport secretary Heidi Alexander out canvassing and the bloke who’s door she knocked on said don’t put that leaflet through my door, Labour have fucked the country and then finished with it was his day off and he was having a posh wank. Her fucking face!
Maybe its just doing in the comfort of your own home rather than in some bushes or looking through some window?
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You have to think of Penelope Keith or Sarah B’Stard when you shoot your load into the still-warm pheasant’s twitching body, LL
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Think a posh wank is when you wear a tie, and thank your hand LL.
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Perhaps these theories are correct,I’d always thought it meant wearing a black silk glove whilst “polishing the Archbishop”..?
Although it’s possible it refers to renting a “private audition movie” from Mr Mountbatten-Windsor.
Allegedly seeing as he’s just mobilised his lawyers.
The filthy cunt.
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No Mis, she’s still alive.
In light of the (alleged) preparation of a terrorist attack on Nigel Farage, she’s just been appointed by MI5 to be his Personal Protection Officer.
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They say when you lose your sight you compensate by having a heightened sense of smell and hearing.
Like the superhero Daredevil but in Carlisle. And a wino.
A good job he wasn’t near Birmingham he would have driven straight into a mountain of uncollected garbage or a kebab shop.
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Or a young brown woman, gushing blood where her fanny used to be before an imam cut it off with a rusty breadknife.
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White stick and Dark glasses, probably likes to go into ladies changing at the swimming pool.
Sorry girls, don’t worry I am blind 😂
Benefits cheat and cunt. Driving skills OK
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Blind Richard Osman doppelganger drove from Uddersfield to Carlisle after sharing 4 bottles of wine and didn’t crash.
He should give driving lessons to Tiger Woods.
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What a twat
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I have to say I can’t remember the last time I saw someone using a white stick. Probably racist now anyway, some imagined hangover from colonial times that only nig nogs can see.
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Hmmm…I’ve just realised that, ironically, whips are black!
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Blind fuckers are a faux pas nightmare.
and if you offend the cunts ,
nobody will be on your side.
” awwww that’s dead tight that.
hes/shes blind.
= Magoo wins
you lose.
” why you wearing sunglasses indoors?
you blind or summat?”
yes.
“oh.”
see? made you look bad.
” can you get your mam to move her car?”
that’s my wife.
” when’s the baby due?”
I’m not pregnant.
Both by removalmen
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Look at those wobbly stripes in the grass. Was your last gardener a Parkinson’s afflicted Stevie Wonder on the ale?
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He’s only got tunnel vision, similar to what the government have in being unable to see the white British white population who were born here.
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Yes, the white people of Great Britain, folks.
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A mid-afternoon chuckle for us all:
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16183279/France-riots-student-protests-school-fire.html
Give the man a hand!
Hopefully he was a darkıe.
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Not the first dumb cunt to try similar this year …
“a protestor valiantly scooped up a live flash-bang grenade during an anti – ICE rally, only to have it detonate in her hand”
Minneapolis , January. Lost a few fingers. Soon after ‘drive, baby, drive drive’ got herself shot. N.B. *that* particular stiff’s family have employed saint floyds attorney to turn her death into maximum $$$ …
Back to Minneapolis ..
”Video footage captured on social media showed the protester attempting to grab the pyrotechnic device from the snow-covered street. The flashbang detonated almost immediately upon contact, causing catastrophic trauma to her hand”.
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by the way, … ^ ‘valiantly’ .. (mere days after journo-spin was cunted).
Let’s see if Lefty the lefty looks half as valiant trying to pick up, say, a bowling ball with her presumably dominant hand, going forward… the stupid, STUPID dopey stupid cunt …👆
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Isnt it a splendid jape?
I was going to nominate these sand wóg riot cunts but Mr G Twatt beat me to it.
I expect it will be a most lively discussion in due course.
Hopefully after many more atrocious injuries and French apoplexy.
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Let’s hope that it was his wanking hand.
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I don’t want city to get away with being slung out and never be seen again, I would want them to squirm and be told to play the remaining fixtures by their ladies team if possible, because women always get the blame for what their stupid male counterparts end up doing.
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Tory shadow Chancellor on telly.
looks like Harry Hill.
promising us the earth!
everything will be brilliant,
never have to put your hand in your pocket,
theyll fix everything,
be fuckin marvelous.
wonder why they didn’t do it in the 14yrs they were in power?
because then they did fuck al except hit us with Net Zero, Boris Million of immigrants and lock us up for covid.
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Indeed.
A bag of human trash,all those disguised Liberal Democrat cunts.
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If you’ve just had an almighty bust up with the missus, why on earth, especially if you’re blind, partially sighted or whatever, want to drive to Scotland?
It’s not like he could enjoy the scenery, is it?
If you really wanted to get away from everything, a trip to Bangkok and a few weeks enjoying the services of a ‘love you longtime’ would be advisable.
Although there’s a strong risk that a nasty infection might add to your worries.
But fucking Scotland?
Was he aiming to get fucked on heroin?
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I see you point FM but the mad cunt is blind,you could lock the pissed up cunt in a broom cupboard and make “airplane noises” outside for 20 hours and have a heroin addled hag entertain him,all for £50.
Naturally any fine gentleman would pretend he’s in Bangkok and empty his bank account whilst he’s being “gummed” off by a toothless single mother from a council estate near Middleton.
The man is a fool.
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They sell braille porn in Scotland.
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I shit you not, MNC…there’s an English to Braille converter!
https://wecapable.com/braille-translator/english-to-braille-converter/
Here’s what I’d give to Anthony Hall so his eager blind cock would fall, limp as an empty glove:
⠠⠎⠍⠑⠇⠇⠽⠀⠋⠁⠞⠀⠺⠕⠍⠁⠝⠀⠾⠀⠧⠑⠝⠻⠑⠁⠇⠀⠙⠊⠎⠑⠁⠎⠑
(Smelly fat woman with venereal disease)
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Hehe,😀
Would you employ a blindy Thomas?
I heard they like practical jokes?
like putting dogshite in the soap dispenser in the gents.
or gorilla glue.
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We already do.
He’s a bit of a disaster, to be honest.
I’m not sure his fork lift truck operator’s certificate is genuine.
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I presume there’s braille road signs on the way to Scotland too, Mis.
Blind, my arse!
Unless his heightened sense of smell could pick up Scotlands deep fat fryers, he’s taking the piss.
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Bump in the road?
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Never mind Scotland..
If you want a proper treat,it’s Yemen all the way,courtesy of the Hall School of Driving”
“Saudi-backed forces run over surrendering Houthis with trucks
Clip appears to show armoured vehicle driving over wounded fighters who had raised their hands while lying on ground”..
He’ll never be unemployed over there.
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while I’ve no time for the blind weaving about all over the place, and getting in the way with their dogs,
I DO like deaf n dumbers.
easy to get along with.
quiet. not eavesdroppers.
dont argue what you put on the jukebox.
They’re alright your deafheads.
But I dont like epileptics.
bastards
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Me & some drunk mates had a game of ‘who can best fake an epileptic fit on the sitting room floor’ sometime in my early twenties … and I’ll always remember watching one of ’em giving it his best and thinking ”wouldn’t this be the absolute worst moment possible (or best?) for whoever’s turn it was to have a spontaneous first-ever ACTUAL epileptic fit… like, still going 5 minutes later ‘christ, he’s really committing to it .. and how the fuck is he rolling his eyeballs back like that? 😄
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I trust you rifled through his pockets and liberated a 20 out of his wallet whilst he was showing off, Cuntemall?
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Anyone have Jeffrey Archer in DP?
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I had the smug faced cunt at one stage but forgot about him over time.
To answer your query ; No-one had the perjorious perjurer on the day he bit the big THE END, tho.
I see another wave of spin, of course … e.g. ‘Jeffrey Archer: Gifted, ambitious but dogged by scandal’ … in the Independant just now … like the fucking scandal(s) didn’t come about by the cunt’s own scandalous behaviour.
Cunts beget cunts, I suppose. His books ranged from meh to shit. Never had an isac nom by the looks of it….
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