Colette Paul

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The cunt in charge of the Bedfordshire police wants to impose a zero tolerance for speeding on the M1. So 1mph over the limit and you get a £100 fine.

The reason, to reduce accidents and potential deaths you may think, which is the usual bollocks of an excuse they use for speed cameras? No this cunt has openly said and admitted its a cash generating scheme to raise lost revenue due to government cuts. I don’t know whether to applaud the cunt for at least telling the truth or call her a complete twat.

Stop harassing the motorist and start doing some proper plod work like nicking criminals.

Nominated by: Lord Swinging Balls

Star Wars fans

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Star Wars fans are cunts… Don’t get me wrong, I loved the original trilogy (although Return Of The Jedi was a bit shite!)…

But these cunts – grown fucking adults – who dress as fucking Yoda, queue for hours to get an autograph from some unknown fucker who appeared onscreen for 10 seconds in a Stormtrooper costume in 1977, and treat the Jedi like it is a true spiritual path are complete and utter cunt trumpets…

That new villain looks like a piss-poor Darth Vader too.. Black cloak and mask? Red lightsabre? Been done and it won’t be bettered… His name is hardly menacing either… Kylo Ren? Sounds like an episode of the Ren & Stimpy Show: where the dog and cat duo learn kung-fu…

Nominated by: Norman

WTF! There was a cunt of a Star Wars fan on the Beeb this morning who been queuing for a ticket since December 5th!!!

And the Beeb and Sky are cunts as well for presenting this as mainstream news. Never mind Syria or the EU non-renegotiation, the lead story is the latest over-egging of a second rate shite film. I’m a big SF fan, but Star wars is second rate bollocks…

Nominated by : Dioclese

Question Time

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Where the fuck is an ISIS homicide bomber when you need one?

This week’s Question Time panel is:

Jacob Rees-Mogg (Conservative, Cunt)
Emily Thornberry (Labour, Cunt, looks down on working class folk who hang flags with the St George Cross from their house and drive a white van, double cunt)
Hannah Bardell (Scottish Nazi Party, fucking ocean going cunt)
Mark Reckless (UKIP,……yeah, cunt)
Piers Morgan ( does it really need to be said? )

OK, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Community speed watch

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Now if anyone deserves a cunting it has to be those kind people with nothing better to do than harass the working community.

Lets take the most recent fatalities in my area, these were in fact Grey on Grey actions by the over 70’s in motor vehicles and did not involve speed just a blatant disregard for other road users, yet these are the same people who club together “for the good of the community” and stand by the road taking plates and sending out shity letters.

Cunts! We pay the police to do that shit!. More to the point we pay your pensions so fucking stop it! If you want to do something useful start litter picking expeditions or form euthanasia clubs and any way if you were so “up for it” where are you when it rains? Exactly half hearted busy bodies!

Nominated by: Lord Benny

I got a letter from one of these cunts. It went straight in the bin, although I did contemplate wiping my arse with it and sending it back!

Nominated by: Dioclese