Disabled bay hijackers

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I would like to cunt people parking in disabled parking bays.

Last night, outside Pets at Home, some fat ugly old bag parked her piece of shit Alfa covered in filler in not one but two disabled bays instead of parking five yards further in a normal space. If that wasn’t bad enough she gets out and so do her inbred hillbilly retarded cunt kids and they put all there empty drinks cans on the floor instead of in the bin on the way to the big petshop for some shoplifting, the pikey cunts.

Hopefully they got fucking clamped……bunch of inbred cunts!

Nominated by: fuglyucker

Callum Best

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A ‘professional celebrity’ (ie: a media whore), Callum will put his name to anything if the price or publicity is right… Nothing is too low for this cunt… Celebrity Big Brother being just one example…

The cunt has also (yet again!) cashed in on his famous and far more talented late father… Callum has put a book out called ‘Second Best…’ Obviously ghostwritten (the thick twat couldn’t write a shopping list!) and obviously done for the money (as always)… In it he comes out with ‘revelations’ that his dad, George, ‘physically assaulted’ him… Which basically means the little bastard got a slap when he acted up… If I wrote a book about the times my mum or dad gave me a crack for cheek or antics it would be 20 volumes long… This little shit will cash in on his father’s name until the day he dies (soon, I hope?)…

He is also a tasteless little cunt… On the very day of the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Crash this little twat held a lavish, tacky birthday bash for himself in some garish nighspot… And this says it all: a few years ago he was asked about China and Darfur… Callum Best replied, ‘I think Darfur is great… He does some really cool designs…’ No joke, he thought Darfur was a fashion designer…

What a little fucktard of a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Pudsey [3]

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Yes it’s time to welcome the Prince of Chuggers, the legalised Robin Hood of BBC TV, the cunt of cunts – Pudsey the fucking bear!

Every year the Beeb roll out their pre-Christmas ‘charitee’ bash to raise millions from gormless pricks who donate money to watch the mind bogglingly tedious load of absolute shite that is Children in Need.

When my wife was deserted by her ex and left with a 18 month old child they were definitely in need. Nobody gave them fuck all for nothing and she had to work her arse off in some totally shitty jobs to put food on the table. That’s life. If you can’t support your kids, you shouldn’t be a parent – but then why bother when cunts like Pudsey give you money for fuck all – after deducting expenses of course.

I was once stopped going into work by a bloke with a bucket who said I couldn’t go in until I give Pudsey some of my hard earned. He needed to borrow that fucking eye bandage shortly afterwards…

Fuck Pudsey. Fuck Children in Need. Fuck the BBC. Put some decent programmes on, you lazy parasitic cunts!

Still, this year it’s on Friday 13th so with a bit of luck something will drop on Pudsey from a great height and rid us of the little turd!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Supercasino

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Anyone who works odd shifts, is unemployed or just an insomniac will be aware of this shower of tax avoiding cunts.

It can be seen on Channel 5 (in the UK) usually around 1am – 3am, they are a bunch of tax avoiding cunts based in Guernsey and they also run Jackpot 247 (which can be seen on ITV in the UK, at the same times!)
These two fucking scamming trading names are both run by the same company, Netplay TV, a quick check on companies house shows how many spin-off companies they have incorporated, all for tax evasion of course!
When you do win with these cunts, which is rare, they will NOT pay you your winnings. A friend of mine won over £2000 and it took him 6 MONTHS, yes 6 FUCKING MONTHS and involving a solicitor until they finally paid him out, this was after asking for scans of his birth certificate, driving license, credit card and they even DEMANDED a photo with a newspaper showing the days date, I kid you not!

They try to make out they encourage responsible gaming (no, it’s gambling, not gaming you cunts) yet they then offer you a free £10, but before you can even win you have to bet 99x this in 30 days, thats betting £990, but in the small print they state a maximum win of £100.

So, you get a free £10 for joining, you then have to wager £990 in 30 days on HIGH risk bets (streets, corners, splits or single numbers) and even after all this you can only ever win £100.

A shower of fucking tax avoiding cunts who have been reported to the gambling commission, let’s hope they revoke their license!

Nominated by: Boaby