Stephen Hawking [3]

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Stephen Hawking is a cunt…

He says (for want of a better word) that science and research will suffer in Britain leaves the EU… What total bollocks… Britain has been a hotbed for science and technology for centuries…

Was the UK in the EU when Isaac Newton did his stuff? Not to mention Dawrin, Logie Baird, Faraday, Fleming, Bell etc…. Obviously Hawking has some sort of financial angle, like all the rest of the pro-EU mob… Well he can fuck off…

Do one, Davros…

Nominated by: Norman

Dead Whale Watching

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I live in the East of England and we have the stories on TV of these poor old blubbery bastards being found dead on our beaches (pity they weren’t cunt asylum seekers).

There are no end of cunts going up to these poor things, stroking them, climbing on top of them and taking ghoulish pictures with their kids!!

The things are dead for fucks sake….Cunts….

Nominated by: Judge John Jizz

Santander

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I’d like to nominate SANTANDER for a good cunting.

When you ring their poxy ‘Customer Service’ all available cunts are unavailable because they’re speaking to other cunts. If you finally manage to get through, it’s to some cunt called Jim in Glasgow or Sophie in Sheffield or Stacy in Bootle as we give a fuck where you are you patronising cunts.

Then of course the cunt can never help you, and they put you through to some other useless cunt who asks all the same bloody questions that the first cunt asked you. If you want to complain, they put you through to the complaints department where you have to wait on hold for over 20 minutes like the cunt you are for banking with these cunts.

Nominated by: Bankfucker

Peter Gabriel and Sting

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Peter gabriel and Sting are a couple of cunts!

The thick as a brick cunts are at it again but this time the bellends are gonna tour together for some easy money. The last thing people want to hear is Gabriel’s “Biko” we all know anti-apartheid is a huge lie cause Africa is worse then ever under black rule. Plus only chavs and poofs want to hear Sting’s “Desert Rose” for the thousandth time.

Peter Gabriel’s WOMAD festival is the dumbest piece of shite that he’s ever done and proves Gabriel has turned into a world music cuckold. Stop being a bloody bellend Peter and reform Genesis! at best you got 10 decent solo songs the rest is dog shit that no one wants to hear.

Also, Sting, apologise to your band members from Police. You’re not the genius you think you are your solo work is also shite. I hope the Rock Paper Scissors Tour is a huge failure and you both fall off the stage!

Nominated by: Titslapper