Dead Pool [34]

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Congratulations go to Fred West who bags his third Dead Pool win by predicting the death os music producer George Martin, the man most famous for producing the Beatles – although he did loads of other stuff too until his studio in Montserrat was buried under a volcanic eruption (a most impressive sight, incidentally)…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 34.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

The Perpetually Offended

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The Perpetually Offended deserve a severe cunting.

I don’t know if these cunts have always been with us, but they seem to be fucking everywhere at the moment. Every-fucking-thing from the smallest council decision to foreign policy is evidence of “racism” or “Islamophobia” or “somethingism.” The latest shit these cretins are complaining about is that asking people to wear wristbands is equivalent to Nazi bloody Germany. Aaaaargh!!!!

When I was on a cruise, I had to wear a lanyard with an ID card so I could be charged for drinks,etc.

When I was looking at booking a weekend at Centerparcs, I noticed you can wear a cashless wristband.

In most campsites in Australia, you have to wear a wristband so only paying guests can use the swimming pool and other facilities.

Did I complain about any of this? No. Perhaps I should have contacted some shyster lawyer to whine about my human rights being violated.

I’m pretty fucking sure that some cunts only read the news so they can be offended by something. If you go looking for “racism” or “Islamo-cunting-phobia” you will always find it, whether it exists or not.

I sometimes feel my mind falling into a bottomless pit of despair and hopelessness.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

NHS Beancounters

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NHS Beancounters are cunts.

When my husband (Daddy Bear) started chemo the treatment he received had to be made by the pharmacy and used within a set time, this was fine he was in and out in a few hours each day Seven days a week each Three weeks, then some bright spark decided to centralise operations which meant making the treatment miles away at another hospital,then sending it out in taxis, which meant a waiting room of very sick people spending up to six hours a day waiting for treatment .

This was supposed to be a money saving measure, the nurses and doctors thought it was bollocks (I think that’s the medical term). The bastards that make these decisions should descend from their ivorys towers now and then to see what’s really going on.

Rant over.

Noninated by: Mummy Bear

International Womens Day

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It’s International Women’s Day. Surely that deserves a cunting?

Just another chance for a load of feminist lesbo klunge limpet dykes to bang on about inequality.
Change the fucking record.

Mother’s day. Womens day. Greedy cunts.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley & Cunt O’MaCunto

Ritchie Blackmore

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Ritchie Blackmore is a cunt…

If he wants to go down memory lane and be a rock musician again, why doesn’t he do one last blow-out of a tour with Deep Purple, instead of this ‘Richie Blackmore and his band of musos do Deep Purple and Rainbow’?

If Ian Gillan (or David Coverdale, for that matter) isn’t singing the stuff then what’s the fucking point? I know Jon Lord is no longer with us, but this could be the last chance for the classic Purple line-up to go out in a blaze of glory… But Blackmore is the sort of cunt that holds grudges for decades…

Great guitarist though…

Nominated by: Norman