Probably living in a skip by now with one silver fingernail of hope and desperation from all the losing scratchcards he has scraped whilst crying. If you are using your losing scratchcards as roaches for your trampy rollies you have made some cuntishly cunting life choices.
Jump in the Mersey you fucking loser cunt.
Nominated by: Neil Young’s Mongy Son
According to that X-Factor shite Cheryl is now ‘mentoring’ two black lads…
Not the first time that she’s done that, eh?
Apart from her being a totally unpleasant cunt (relatives in the north east have told me what a nasty little cunt she was, even as a kid), she is also an ugly cunt.. Bloody hell, I’ve seen more meat in a KFC box….
And now she going to change her name again by divorcing the latest poor sod to be lumbered with her!
Nominated by: Norman
Don’t get me wrong, I loved the original trilogy (although Return Of The Jedi was a bit shite!)… But these cunts – grown fucking adults – who dress as fucking Yoda, queue for hours to get an autograph from some unknown fucker who appeared onscreen for 10 seconds in a Stormtrooper costume in 1977, and treat the Jedi like it is a true spiritual path are complete and utter cunt trumpets…
That new villain looks like a piss-poor Darth Vader too.. Black cloak and mask? Red lightsabre? Been done and it won’t be bettered… His name is hardly menacing either… Kylo Ren? Sounds like an episode of the Ren & Stimpy Show: where the dog and cat duo learn kung-fu…
Nominated by: Norman
He’s been doing more of his self-aggrandising graffiti. FFS, lawks-a-lordy &c. Surely,three strikes and you’re out (I know he’s officially Canadian, but seems to live in the USA), and they’ve got some “cruel and unusual methods”, I understand…
May the Lord have mercy upon his soul for being such a complete and utter arsewipe, yee-ha!!
Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard
I bet he couldn’t drink two shots of his Whisky without getting pissed. Has been a cunt since he wore that Sarong. We will been bombarded by the Beckhams for decades now. I don’t even reckon David fucks Posh anymore, he’s been caught cheating before (silly man, getting caught) and I think it’s the money they can make being a couple which keeps them together.
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt