Michael Hutchence was a philandering, coked up, obnoxious, tuneless, strangle-wanking cunt
Nominated by: Norman
Traffic planning
I would like to cunt traffic “planners”.
These oxygen thiefs hate cars so much – they are undoubtedly all spiteful small-minded creeps who probably use public transport or bicycles – that their junction control programming hold up the flow of traffic for no reason. Sets of traffic lights with pedestrian crossings are timed so much in favour of the walkers that few cars escape in the 20 seconds they’re given, before the peds get another 3 minutes, plus another 10 seconds on top with all lights on red, presumably just in case a paraplegic is rolling slowly across the road. The frustration caused has led to many accidents, as drivers take risks to escape their imprisonment.
Bloody useless cunts!
Nominated by: Ed P
Holy books
The Bible = proof that God exists
The Quoran = proof Allah exists
Mr Men book = proof that Mr Tickle exists
Nominated by: Nickleby
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen IS A Cunt.
Seems like ol’ Charlie Sheen was fucking trannies maybe that’s why he meant by BI-WINNING. Yeah you’re sure winning mate, your life destroyed by promiscuous sex with thousands of hookers and trannies. Also a heavy consumption of heavy drugs like cocaine and crack ruined your life with you’re family and your kids you stupid HIV positive tiger blooded cunt.
You’re losing now you poor old sod.
Nominated by: Titslapper
Anthropomorphic Global Warming
Climate change talks. What a load of cobblers.
To see them arguing about fractions of a degree and how much they want to control global warming is fucking hilarious. There is no proof of man made global warming . all the so called ‘evidence’ is computer modelling and 95% of those models have over-estimated global warming. The climate had not warmed at all in the last 16 years. The planet will do what it wants to do it always has done. CO2 makes of 0.4% of the atmosphere and our contribution to that is tiny.
Another myth is that 95% of scientists agree about MMGW. No – 95% of the scientists attached to the International Panel on Climate Change agree but they have a vested interest. There are thousands of scientists who are sceptical about our part in global warming. They just don’t get any air time.
Its all bollocks.
Nominated by: Ozmandias