Please Please Please can I nominate Darren Day for numerous reasons but the main one being he is a massive utter total cunt
Nominated by: Debo
Nominated by: Debo
Pierre Boulez
Plinky plonk schreech thud. Frog composer/conductor cunt Pierre Boulez has twisted his last pair orf cats bollocks for the sake orf art and is now treating Old Nick to one of his cutting edge metaphysical tone poems.
Music critic at the Guardian in full toss.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Emma Thompson [4]
Emma Thompson is an ignorant pro-EU cunt.
She had this to say on the in/out European union referendum, firstly describing the UK as: “a tiny little cloud-bolted, rainy corner of sort-of Europe … a cake-filled misery-laden grey old island”
She continued:
“I feel European even though I live in Great Britain, and in Scotland as well. So of course I’m going to vote to stay in Europe. Are you kidding? Oh my God, of course. It would be madness not to. It’s a crazy idea not to. We should be taking down borders, not putting them up.”
I wonder where she lives? Do you suppose it’s an area that is likely to be swamped with immigrants coming from open-bordered suicidal Europe or in some very affluent place where all the faces are white? Fucking hypocrite.
Nominated by: Serena
( To answer the question : Thompson is married to actor Greg Wise, with whom she lives in London and has one daughter and an adopted son Ed. )
Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins is a cunt.
You’d think it would be hard to cunt anyone who had once stated that they wanted to “make a house record out of the sound of Morrissey being burned to death”.
So why am I cunting him?
Because he has now changed his tune and says: “I like the guy. I think he’s very intelligent and has real good taste in music. There are definitely some people I wouldn’t mind seeing burned to death – I absolutely have a kill list. But not good old Morrissey. I think the world is a much better place with him in it.”
What a fucking cunt.
Nominated by: Fred West
QI
Went from being Quite Funny to Quite Shit to a complete sack of cuntspill.
Formula is as follows:
Stephen Fry says “bum” or “bottom” or something equally brilliant.
Audience laughs.
Cuntishly unfunny knobhead panellist (Jack Whitehall, Sue Perkins etc) says something cuntishly knobheadedly unfunny.
Audience howls.
Alan Davies does a few cuntishly stupid facial manoeuvres to act out whatever the cuntishly unfunny knobhead panellist has just said.
Audience goes berserk.
Cunts. The whole bloody fucking lot of them, including the audience.
Nominated by: Galted Asas