Michael Portillo

Posted on April 5, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Michael Portillo deserves a good cunting.

I Just turned on the TV, for some reason it was on BBC 1 and I was greeted with Andrew Neil on some politics wank. That was bad enough and almost had me sticking my foot through the TV but imagine my surprise to see the fat, bloated cunt that is Michael Portillo sitting there with a smug grin on his face like he had just arse raped a fox on a spring hunt with his Tory chums.

This fucking Tory turd burglar possesses possibly the most punch-able face on TV, he is up there with Philip Schofield.

If I won the lottery I would hire the O2 arena, book Portillo & Schofield via their agents and buy a 3 wood golf club, I’m sure you can guess the rest!

Alas that will never happen, you have more chance of Jimmy Savile turning up on BBC Breakfast to apologize than winning the lottery these days!

Nominated by: Boaby

Debbie Harry

Posted on April 5, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Debbie Harry is a cunt for making the 1st rap song rapture, Blondie was alright but nothing extraordinary IMO . The 1st album they had was alright but far from a masterpiece largely a overrated band

Nominated by : Titslapper

Ben Innes

Posted on April 4, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

You have to ask yourself what sort of person goes up to a plane hijacker and asks if he can have a selfie taken with the bloke wearing the suicide bomb?

Well, I’ll tell you.

A complete and utter braindead moronic cunt, that’s what…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Having a selfie done with a potential hijacker on a plane? This is the sort of look at me cover themself in shit to get noticed attention whore of a cunt that Britain is now (in)famous for… Of course we will get thick cunts who will think Innes is great and who will say, ‘Only a Brit would do that! Good old British humour!’

Well I say what a fucking spunkbubble… If he was any sort of a man (or Brit) he’d have chinned the stupid ‘hijacker’ cunt and knocked him out cold… Instead, this is the sort of knobhead who would do anything to get noticed… This Innes cunt would probably have a selfie done with someone like Hitler or Peter Sutcliffe, just to get his narcissistic mug plastered all over social media and the papers…

This wankstain makes me ashamed to be British… Fucking cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Designer sunglasses

Posted on April 4, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I would like to nominate designer sunglasses ( well designer anything really ).

It seems that 90% of ‘designer’ sunglasses are made by 1 ITALIAN company and that includes RAY BANS. They are called Loxicalli and the owner is a billionaire!. I’d also like to nominate the twats who pay the exorbitant prices and fall for all the hype

Nominated by: Ozmandias

Peter Stringfellow

Posted on April 4, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Peter Stringfellow, the leathery skinned grinning idiot.

Anyone whose Wikipedia page includes him being an assistant tie salesman (for 3 weeks) and being in an open prison for selling stolen carpets has got to be a cunt of magnificent proportions! The image of him his wirey frame water skiing on a current advert will haunt my nightmares for years to come.

Oh shit now I’m thinking of the old fart coming in his 29 year old wife’s arse!

Nominated by: Donkey Kong’s Balls