Peter Stringfellow, the leathery skinned grinning idiot.

Anyone whose Wikipedia page includes him being an assistant tie salesman (for 3 weeks) and being in an open prison for selling stolen carpets has got to be a cunt of magnificent proportions! The image of him his wirey frame water skiing on a current advert will haunt my nightmares for years to come.

Oh shit now I’m thinking of the old fart coming in his 29 year old wife’s arse!

Nominated by: Donkey Kong’s Balls