Independence Day [2]

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The 4th of July is an annual cuntfest around here!

Swamped by USAF personnel who are busy “defending freedom’s future” at their UK airbases. Arrogant, thick as pig shit and twice as loud.

“No taxation without representation”? The tax dodging cunts never paid a single penny to the crown. The greeks pay more taxes than the US colonies ever did. Good job we drew a line across the country, kept the good bit, and called it Canada!

Fuck off home and defend freedom’s future in your own fucking country not mine!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Kelly Martin

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In Grays, Essex we have total cunts like Kelly Martin who decided to drop her keks in broad daylight like Kerry Katona in an airport car park and piss all over the wreaths on the local war memorial.

You are a fucking piece of shit Kelly Martin, you are in fact a great of example of why there is no need to import foreign scum when we are burdened with our home grown cunt scum such as you.

I doubt you have enough savvy to realise why what you did was so wrong but you must have enough brain cells to know you are you are a total nasty cunt.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Shami Chakrabarti [2]

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Not only was Marc Wadsworth a cunt at the Labour party love-in on Thursday but Shami Chakrabarti was her usual self righteous, condescending, supercilious, dwarf cunt.

I thought she was a total twat when she ran Liberty (a synonym for we’re all cunts here) previous to her appointment as the author of the whitewash report. Anyone mentioned in her report is obviously a cunt too.

Nominated by: Smeggy Frenulum

Neil Kinnock [2]

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Kinnock of Bedwetty deserves a serious cunting.

Tired and emotional at a tube station, was approached by a journalist who asked a few pertinent questions about the gravy train &c., and the addled old sheep had to play the hopeless fart card and call diddums Steven to the rescue…

Thankfully, the Met didn’t bother pressing any charges against the journalist.

As a pathetic old sheep, Kinnock deserves to be kebabbed, although looking at his face he appears riddled with something… Is it just rank overprivilege??

Not so sure he’d pass the necessary health checks.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Michael Jackson fans

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Michael Jackson fans are cunts…

Even with the recent headlines about the police reports on raiding Neverland, the lunatic cunts who worship Jackson still won’t admit he was (at best) very strange and creepy or (at worst) a sick little fucker…. Any grown man that has ‘sleepovers’ with young boys (apparently in the same bed) and has a signed photo of Macauley Culkin is well fucking dodgy, no question about it…

But the most fanatical, hysterical and -frankly – insane fans in the world still see this weirdo as some sort of saint…

Nominated by: Norman