Andy Burnham [2]

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Andy Burnham is indeed a puppet-faced cunt. Looks like he’s been sculpted by Gerry Anderson – two parts Scott Tracy to one part Captain Scarlet.

Fucking principle-free opportunistic cunt can fuck right off.

Nominated by: Fred West and TooManyCunts

BARB

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BARB deserve a good cunting.

BARB have 5000, yes you heard that correctly, a mere 5000 boxes in supposed family homes in the UK. From this 5000 they claim to be able to extrapolate the viewing figures for the whole of the country.

So when BBC quote a viewing figure of 10 million for the Bake-Off program what that actually means is about 900 of those boxes were watching it, never mind the fact that no one I know in my social circle watched it, but according to BARB 1 in 6 people in the UK did.

You can guarantee those boxes are in the homes of major employees of BBC, ITV, C4 & C5.

Fuck TV, but above all fuck the BBC

Nominated by: Boaby

Charlotte Church [3]

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Charlotte Church demonstrates what a tit she is…

Charlotte Church – the has been welsh warbler who sings much too loud, much too often, and flat – has tweeted that she thinks Nigel Farage is a ‘piece of shit’ and says she ‘wants her fucking EU back!’

Let’s put the silly little cunt into perspective shall we? Her most recent public appearance was at Glastonbury where she sang a karaoke-style set in the middle of the night while swigging booze straight from the bottle. She was heard telling the gathered audience: ‘I’ll let you in to a little secret, I’ve partied way too fucking hard this weekend.’ Presumably celebrating the Brexit vote giving her an opportunity to actually get noticed again?

Well, Charlotte darling, it’s like this. Even Wales voted to leave the EU so you can’t blame the English for a change. Furthermore, nobody really gives a flying fuck what you think, and Brussels is welcome to you.

So why don’t you give us all a break and fuck off and live there, dearie?

Nominated by: Dioclese

Kasra Nouroozi

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Kasra Nouroozi of law firm Mishcon de Reya deserves a right royal cunting for leading a legal challenge for a “group of clients” (unnamed of course) into the legality of Brexit . I think this Kasra Nouroozi cunt is clearly using this as an excuse to build his law career and make a name for himself.

The reasoning is he claims the Government cannot trigger Article 50 without an act of Parliament.
They claim to have been in “Talks” with the government since 27th June and say that “”the outcome of the referendum itself is not legally binding and for the current or future prime minister to invoke Article 50 without the approval of parliament is unlawful”.

Therefore this cunt says “Article 50 simply cannot be invoked without a full debate and vote in Parliament”

Fucking Cunt, him and his twat law firm can go fuck themselves, another bunch of entitled cunts who forget we elect these idiots to parliament and we pay their pissing wages.

Nominated by: Kath Gillon

Alistair Campbell

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For me, one of Friday’s most surreal moments, was reading about Alistair Campbell accusing Kelvin McKenzie of telling lies and being part of a propaganda machine during the Referendum campaign.

Seriously, Campbell? YOU accusing others of telling lies and being part of a propaganda machine? You? One of the biggest liars the 20th Century has EVER produced…accusing someone of lying? That takes some fucking brass neck my friend.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Campbell is always banging on about suffering from depression, fishing for sympathy. Here’s a tip; stop being Alistair Campbell you pontificating skidmark.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye