Andy Burnham [2]

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Andy Burnham is indeed a puppet-faced cunt. Looks like he’s been sculpted by Gerry Anderson – two parts Scott Tracy to one part Captain Scarlet.

Fucking principle-free opportunistic cunt can fuck right off.

Nominated by: Fred West and TooManyCunts

48 thoughts on “Andy Burnham [2]

  1. And helped to cover up the deaths of 1200 in Staffordshire.
    Evil , mascara wearing fuck pig of a cunt.

  2. The son of Satan, if anyone is made in the image of the Evil One (Blair) it is this cunt. If the labour party needs to know why half their supporters are now voting UKIP they need look no further.

  3. So if he got married to an MP in a civil partnership that made PM, the UK could have a male first lady as well, the amount of make up and facials this fucker looks like he has had, he is a well suspect cunt. but then maybe he’s fluffing with Simon Cowell.

  4. I’d like to nominate women’s taste or complete fucking lack of.

    Women have the worst taste in media, I’m not saying that all women like vacuous cunty shite but a majority do.

    Look at the magazines they read here in the UK such as Hello, OK and Take A Break. Idiotic magazines that concentrate on the lives of utter cunts parading as celebrities. Feminists cunts moan about Page 3 but have no issue with these magazines constantly belitting female celebrities for the clothes they wear or cellulite on their legs. Fucking hypocritical cunts.

    Look at the TV they watch, soaps, reality TV shite such as Made In Chelsea with it’s thick as pig shit posh cunt ‘stars’ and ‘talent’ shows. They have loads of shit in the morning to watch like This Morning and Loose Women yet these cunts complain when there’s sport on the TV for a few weeks. Shut up you ingrateful cunts, there’s plenty of vacuous cunty shite TV for you to watch the rest of the year.

    Look at the films they watch, completely unfunny romantic ‘comedies’ which cast people like that unfunny gerbil faced cunt Amy Schumer and weepy shite that isn’t deep but just a load of disneyfied Americanized mawkishness designed to draw in overly sentimental unthinking cunts.

    Listen to the music they like, bland pop shit like One Direction. They like listen to any old shit as long as it has the bullshit ‘Girl Power’ monicker attached to it. Newsflash ladies, most of that shit is produced by men and marketed by men you gullible cunts.

    • Yep, I obviously have a male brain – hate all of that shit too. I can’t even bear to catch a glimpse of Loose Women they are just too irritating for words. Cunts one and all.

      • Now into our fourth month of no licence or broadcast TV. Neither of us miss all that shite one bit.
        Absolute bliss…

      • Anybody who watches loose women should be gassed. Oh, alright then, sterilised……

  5. Andy Burnham is indeed a cunt of the first order, the only person Andy wants to help is himself. Not a misguided cunt but pure 100% cunt.

  6. Indeed, he is an arch cunt of the highest degree. However, I’d be hard pushed to decide who’s arse I shove a red hot poker up first, in a “red hot poker up the arse” contest involving Andy Burnham and Nicola Sturgeon. There are other candidates too for such a contest, all of them cunts.

    • It’s a moral dilema to be sure, but one which is easily resolved. Simply get another red hot poker and then both can get it up the jacksie at the same time. Sorted.

  7. Richard Branson needs a cunting (AGAIN) because apparently that entitles twerp cunt ” has held secret talks with Theresa May in an effort to boost his plea for a second referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union (EU).”

    Cunty cunt cunt cunt.
    He sees himself as such an authority on the economy that only his opinion matters and he has told Mrs May Brexit would cause “long-term damage [to Britain’s economy”] that is on the verge of going beyond repair”.
    What a self opinionated cunt of a man Branson is.
    Sir cunty Bollocks also didn’t want the meeting interpreted as him offering support for Mrs May’s leadership bid, “although it was unclear whether he had also discussed his views on the referendum with any of the other four candidates for the Tory crown”
    What a cunt faced cunt.
    The entitled cunt then went on to attempt blackmail by saying “his company had cancelled a deal to acquire an unnamed UK-based company in the wake of the referendum result.”
    He is such a cunt.

    • Well said Kath.

      The cunt lives on the other side of the Atlantic with his billions in the British Virgin Islands.

      What an absolute cunt.

      • Fuck Richard Branson the dumb cunt I’m gonna illegally download all his companie’s music just to spite the bastard.

        He screwed over alot of his own label’s musicians so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind because stealing and rebellion is so punk rock right richard?….nevermind the bollocks here’s richard branson the bellend

    • I voted remain (not a popular opinion on here but there you go) as I thought it was better for our economy, however I’m not a massive fan of the EU by any stretch. However I respect the decision of people who voted leave and I don’t consider them to be a bunch of xenophobes. People voted leave and remain for genuine and heartfelt reasons.

      The vote was leave so that’s the result, I wish these people would stop whining like self entitled cunts. Oh fuck, they’re lefty hypocrite cunts, what was I fucking thinking. A bunch of commie cunts at heart.

      • I respect your opinion even though I disagree with you. But you’re right. We had the vote now we need to implement it. I’d have felt the same if Remain had won by the way…

        It’s called democracy. One man, one vote.

      • If I had of actually been allowed to vote as a UK citizen living in Europe, yea I would of course for self centred reason best for my status of living in another EU country voted remain, however the paper work never arrived so fuck it. on the other hand I do have a suspicion as with the Scottish independence vote that all polls are now close world wide , , that in its self makes it easer for the outcome of any vote to be altered manipulated the way they want it, as with all the youtube evidence that was conveniently ignored on you tube with the Scottish vote.
        So is the illusion of democracy really an illusion or is it real , is that not the real issue! after all you are going to be hard pressed to find an honest Cunt in politics or the media !

  8. I’d like to nominate Mother Theresa for a cunting. She was apparently chucked out of her home country of Albania for being a cunt and there’s a disproportionately high percentage of cunts from there. She was obviously an outstanding example of cuntishness. Oddly enough for a cunt, she had a face made out of scrotum skin. I was touched, though, when Elton (fill me a tub with olive oil) John sang “Sandal in the Bin” when she shuffled off the mortal cunt.

    • Totally agree, this cunt did nothing to help the sick people in her hospital, the wizened old Catholic cunt thought that suffering brought people closer to god and denied them basic healthcare such as painkillers. It’s common knowledge that she was a cunt who campaigned against birth control while she was there, no fucking wonder they had so many kids that they couldn’t feed.

      She is another reason why religion is a cunt, all it’s charity is false and their main aim is to convert cunts from one ridiculous cunty religion to another cunty religion.

      • I’ve been to her mission in Calcutta and seen how she lived. Interesting.
        Go take a look for yourselves.

        Religion is a cunt tho but this woman struck me as somewhat different – until I saw how they defiled her work with a fucking great big marble tomb! The Vatican just doesn’t get it, does it?

      • I was in Santiago de Compostela the other week and although not relgious I thought I’d take a look in the cathedral. Fuck me but what a gawdy display. Anything not decked in marble was gold guilded with silver and jewel encrusted ornaments. I don’t think this is what Jesus had in mind….

      • “I don’t think this is what Jesus had in mind….” Exactly and onces he sees christians wearing mini crosses(idolatry) he’ll be like these dumb cunts got the wrong message from this.

        The roman catholic church has the message that’s its perfectly alright for small children to be fiddled and diddled with and still be called Holy man.

        Also the churches solution to punishing child raping priests? easy send them to another country where the cunts can do it again!

        No wonder the pope supports rapeegues because its supports his holy man can’t be blamed fallacy . The Holy See is literally the 4thbeast also islam is best interpreted as the little horn power in revelation.

  9. So the question remains if all the cunts were laid down head to toe, how far would the cunts reach, could they reach round the equator or the moon maybe , who knows but fuck me there’s a lot of CUNTS

  10. We need to extrapolate to get the total number of cunts in the world, which has a population of 7.4 billion, so at least 7.39 billion cunts. At an average height of 150cm (to account for children, dwarves, pygmies and those beheaded by ISIS), this results in a total head to toe length of 11.09 million km. The average distance to the moon is 384,400 km so a sufficient number of cunts to reach to moon and back more than 14 times. That’s a lot of cunts, which cuntributors to this esteemed website have always known.

  11. Shock horror Hilary has no charges to answer according to the FBI. Dealing with state business is using an unofficial unsecured email server is no problem if you are a clintion.

    Cunts

  12. Henriette Reker is a cunt, Six months after the haji sexual assault rampage in Cologne, the filthy whore slag mayor of brussels has again come out and blamed someone other than Moslems for the behavior of violent raping Moslems.

    Blaming people other than herself or the guilty for the cover-up and failure to address the problem I guess seems like the logical thing to do. Who does the cunt blame? the actual perpetrators? No she blames the police! Again.

    This is diane abbott level of incompetence Women are incompetent politicians (yes I know male politicians are just as bad), but women politicians cannot be questioned or they will throw their bloody rag at you but ultimately who does this hurt? yep young girls and women. This is yet another reason to do away with feminism and bring back the patriarchy or how bout robot politicians? I could live with that .

    • These feminist cunts in the west always whine about a non-existing patriarchy yet constantly defend the cunt religion Islam which is the nastiest misogynist patriarchy out there.

      Utter cunts.

  13. “This is diane abbott level of incompetence”

    A truly inspired concept, TitSlapper.

    The Diane Abbot Scale should become a universally adopted measure of incompetence, ineptitude and general fucktardery. A Richter Scale for dumb cunts.

    • Diane Abbott isn’t incompetent, she is a nasty cunt pedalling an agenda to fuck up anyone she doesn’t like, especially white men.

      • Let’s call it the Diane Abbott scale of cuntishness. Hit the top of that one and you’re in line for cunt of the year.

        Hit the bottom of it and you’ll probably still be in line for cunt of the year.

        That’s a level of cuntishness that amateurs like Andy Burnham can only dream about.

        Geldof may need a different scale entirely though.

      • Corbyn is her ideal white man, he also wants to fuck the white male English up.

  14. Bugger me, we have had the Upyerendum and got a result but all that has happened is Project Fear is being cranked up….oh and the BBC have started interviewing a few old and obviously senile Leavers. Usual suspect Remainers continue to be massively reported (unchallenged) delivering forcasts orf doom. Bearded cunt Branson, IMF, yank teeth Carney, Banks, scruffy git Geldorf ect ect. All at it. All cunts.

    • I had to avoid the radio all day just to give me a break from all the doom. Indeed, all cunts.

  15. Updating is a cunt.

    For fucks sake, update this update that. I’ve got an update on the update situation for you cunts who develop the often unnecessary updates: FUCK YOU AND YOUR UPDATES. I’ve always used a Mac and they never used to bother you too much with updates but now you have to tell the Cuntputer to not notify you about updates. I’m using an Android phone and it is the worst for updates, turned off Google play update notification and now Sony wants to update certain things and I can’t find anywhere in the settings to turn the update notification off. I refused to download the latest software for the phone and now screen rotate only works when it wants to and the screen suddenly goes dull. All this on a phone that’s about 3-4 months old. I am sure they do this to make you update. I will always use a Mac computer but these smart phones are fucking cunts. Fucking update cunts.

    • Agreed,
      It was not that long ago Firefox was on version 14, we are now on 47!

      Oh and Microsoft, stick your fucking windows 10 up your fucking arseholes, thank God their incessant nagware updates will stop on July 29th when they will no longer offer it for free.
      Maybe then when I block these updates you will not offer them to me every fucking Tuesday regular as clockwork!

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      • You can turn off automatic updates, you know.

        As an IT contractor, I spent over twenty years testing software for loads of different companies. In all those contracts, there was only one I ever asked to be released from – after 10 days. Guess who? Yep – Microsoft.

        There was a great big banner in the developers’ office at Microsoft Campus in Reading that said “Remember! The future of the world is in your hands today!”

        One night somebody wrote across it in red felt tip “We’re fucked then!” and no, it wasn’t me. The witch hunt to find out who did it was something to behold.

        They’re arrogant cunts and as a retired professional, my opinion is that their software really ain’t that good.

        My advise? Buy a Mac. I never regretted it. XP was OK and is about the best OS they ever released. A friend of mine just got Windows 10 and asked me to help him with it. I was not impressed. It’s a computer not a surface tablet or a phone. Different animals that won’t fit in the same cage…

        You have my sympathies, but then again you bought the bloody stuff in the first place 😉

      • It amazes me that Microsoft have given away windoze 10 for free, as it totally out of kilter with the previous costs of acquiring there software and OS platforms, why would they do this ? is it because of all the tracking that has been built into win 10 so that all users of the OS can be monitored, the amount of activity logging that is has it quite astonishing. the home version is different to the professional version that does not have all the logging and tracking access built into it , mainly because company’s would not make the move to use it with all the security issues on their networks.
        this leaves questions why free ? and who financed it ? government agency’s maybe who knows, either way its a total piece of shit and has left many that have fallen into the trap of something for free into disappear with its unreliability.

      • Agreed Dioclese, Mac all the way. PC must stand for Particularly Cunty, and anyone who continues to buy a PC is a cunt. The look alone of Windows is enough to m all e me want to smash up a PC. You get what you pay for any although Mac’s are pricey they are the Best Computers.

      • I use Mac, Windows and even Linux depending on the role of the machine required. OSX is nice and stable but apple are so anal about what runs on OSX it is an expensive OS to run.

        If OSX was as widely used as Windows there would be just as many updates. Oddly Windows 10 on my MacBook is incredibly stable.

  16. Wimbledon fans are Cunts.

    Paying rip off prices to attend it, being irritating cunts for the players to put up with when something controversial happens, all those stupid Union Jack painted on your face cunts supporting Andy Murray (nothing against the Scots but didn’t that cunt say he wanted independence in the Scottish referendum?). So they’re supporting someone who doesn’t even want to be part of the UK. To all those cunts on Henman Hill, why not watch it at home instead of sitting on a fucking hill with loads of other annoying cunts with names like Janina and Tarquin. The cunts.

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