Loose women [2]

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Loose women, ah, that pile of old hags that have given the boiler formerly known as Jordan another platform for her wanton pointless sluttery. Remember those old blow up sex dolls from the seventies? Iooked fuck all like a real woman. But, instead of the dolls getting more realistic, some slags have down graded themselves to look just like them. Silly trollops.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Theme pubs

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Pubs abroad called ‘The Irish Pub’, ‘The English Pub’ and ‘The Scottish Pub’ etc etc can fuck off, and it is a cunt.

Out in Copenhagen and Ive seen two different Pubs called the names already mentioned. Firstly your not an English, Scottish, Irish or Welsh Pub unless you’re actually in the country. You might have a Dart board and some fucking Cider on tap but you can fuck off. If I want to go in an English Pub I’ll go to one in England you cunts, when I’m abroad I like to see what the local people eat and drink and not be in somewhere that’s trying to remind me of where I’m from.

Fuck off you cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Sponsored links

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Sponsored links are cunts.

Those cunty things, that cover nearly every news websites grip my shit. Taboola are my number one hate. “A great way to check your ppi status” or “this new treatment is taking your area by storm” or “25 cunts who fucked up their faces with surgery, number 18 will make your jaw drop” are only things a cunt would click on. They are fucking everywhere.

And, as I do most of my net browsing on a tablet, it is easy to accidentally click on these fucking things when the web page is loading. And, when they pop up, they are just portals for other adverts. I know the news sites must get their revenue from somewhere, but why can’t they get it from a more upmarket source, like selling smack, or human organs for transplant.

Cunts

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Champagne socialism

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Yes it’s easy to be a hardcore socialist/green activist when you’re minted.

Most folk where the notion of socialism actually fits are too busy trying to grind out a living to give two shits what these cunts think on their behalf!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!