Nominated by: Boaby
And did he drop the bomb? Did he fuck! He mumbled almost incoherently at very great length but finished up saying fuck all. And what he did say sounded like he was speaking from a very big karzi at the bottom of a very deep well. You would have thought he would have a decent microphone, wouldn’t you?
It’s obvious the evil one has got to him, offered him a pardon and a chance to get his life back if he shuts the fuck up. Do you really think you can trust the evil old witch, Julian? If you do you must be a bigger plank than you look. Cunt.
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
Turns out the cunt has taken drugs ‘for a medical condition. ‘ The condition is known as ‘pedallus slowus’ and the cunt is protesting like mad about his innocence, despite a doctor saying he has no idea why he took the drug.
Will the cunt be stripped of his ridiculous knighthood and worse heavily cunted on here together with the cunt who suggested knighting the cunt?
Plus he looks and talks like a cunt.
Nominated by: Trouserbulge
A pub is where I want to drink and a restaurant is where I want to eat. Obviously you expect a pie etc to be sold on a pub for cunts to soak up the alcohol and drinks to be sold in restaurants so cunts can match the wine with their food. What pisses me off is the ‘Foodie’ pubs where a fucking burger costs £16, because it’s hand made with meat from a cow called cunt who loved a mile away and is local. I support animal welfare and prefer quality well looked after meat but don’t rip people off.
How many of your beers are local you cunts and aren’t flown or shipped in, and how many of the cunts working there are local? We’ll have milk for a tenner a pint because some celebrity bitch sucked it out of the cow herself. The cunts.
Nominated by: Black and White cunt
Yet another snowflake, SJW cunt banging on about letting in every cunt under the sun in whether they look like a child or not.
But don’t take my word for it here’s her bullshit from the ‘This Morning’ programme:
She was the only cunt there who thought the fogie in the picture was a child. Eamon Holmes and Nick Ferrari are both sat their shaking their heads (in a “what the fuck is this one taking in her camomile tea?” manner) knowing that Stevie Wonder, David Blunkett and Lenny Peters could all see that this cunt is in his 40’s at least.
Here a few points you may wish to mull over Kate:
1. He’s late 30’s at the very least. You claim this is because of his “hard paper round” (to get here) which apparently ages people. (please see 3 below).
2. None of the cunts – “children” or otherwise – coming from the Calais Jungle are refugees, they are economic migrants. As soon as a refugee leaves the first safe country they destinated as a refugee – in order to better their lot – they become an economic migrant, FACT! Greece is safe, Turkey is safe, Italy is safe and France is safe. So why the need to come all the way to the UK then?
3. At one point you state that you are 40. Well if a “hard paper round” ages people then the reverse must be true. I had you down as late 20’s/early 30’s. Ordinarily that would be a huge compliment but – based on your own ageing principle – it merely means that you’ve never struck a bat or done an honest day’s work in your life.
4. Your bio states that you are a stand up comedian, political activist and radical feminist which is basically snowflake speak for professional bullshitter. Luckily – until today – I’d never heard of you.
5. You did have a real job working for the greedy banking establishment, which is probably how you’re minted now and are able to piss your time away on causes which do not concern you, or your privileged life. (please note that this does not contradict 3 above as I stated “honest day’s work”).
6. If they all come over here you know full well they won’t be coming to an ivory tower near you any time soon, and if they did you’d probably sign the eviction petition run by your neighbours (just so long as they don’t mention you by name).
7. You are a cunt!
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!