CJ de Mooi [2]

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The cunt CJ de Mooi is the “egghead” who wrote in his autobiography that he punched a mugger and then chucked him in a canal, where he drowned. Now normally, I’d have applauded his actions,but this supposed genius saw fit to boast about it print. I’m fucking sure that if I’d got away with offing some cunt I wouldn’t be rushing to broadcast the fact.

Of course,knowing that the raving poof was capable of this,has slightly derailed my plan to pinch that pink bonnet of Izzards’ head. Imagine the shame of getting chinned by Izzard.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Liberty

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I would like to cunt that snow flake human rights group Liberty.

These cunts are campaigning about police forces who use anti-spit hoods. These are hoods that coppers put on scrotes who spit when they are arrested.

Liberty say its against the rights of said scrote not to be able to spit and it’s degrading. FFS, I reckon if you get spat on by some disease ridden crack addled scrote it should be the coppers right to chin the cunts.

I have a mate who’s a copper and gets spat on regularly….the Liberty cunts need to gobbed on and see who’s rights are infringed then, the cunts!

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Ghosts

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Ghosts are thick cunts.

What sort of ethereal entity wastes it’s time haunting an eighteenth century coaching inn or the derelict insane asylum in which they died, when they could nip across the solar system to witness the majestic beauty of the rings of Saturn and still be back in time to catch Rachel Riley fingering herself in the shower…

Mugs.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Nurofen

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i would like to cunt Nurofen. How the fuck do they get away with it?

They charge upwards of £2.50 a pack. You can buy supermarket brands for about 25p. They are exactly the same – they have to be by law!

Also they have started this ‘ targeted pain ‘ bollocks. It’s nonsense. It’s just the same stuff in the packets and it doesn’t ‘target’ pain. Aren’t they breaking some law? Don’t buy it!

Nominated by: Ozmandias

Green Day

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Green Day are cunts and American idiot cunts at that. In particular the lead singer: Two quotes from this punk rebel below:

Rock group Green Day say they “fully support” the protests against US president elect Donald Trump.

“I don’t think any of us were prepared for Donald Trump to be president,” singer Billie Joe Armstrong told the BBC.
“I think there’s going to come a time when the protests get larger and larger – and that I fully support.”
The star, who has been an outspoken critic of Mr Trump, said he felt like his “country is being set on fire”.

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong publicly supported Hillary Clinton in the presidential race, branding her the only choice while calling Donald Trump “evil.”

He tells Beats 1: “There’s only one choice for me and that’s Hillary Clinton. What a lot of liberals need to understand is there’s never been a candidate that has come this far that has had this much of a liberal and a progressive agenda.

“Just because she has just got this baggage that comes along with her, and it’s not even really baggage, compared to Donald Trump she is basically a school teacher.

Wall street establishment child rapist defence council Hilary either did a really good job of pulling the wool over your eyes or your a paid up establishment shrill.

By the way your music is a parody of anything potent and your a massive cunt.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit