Nico Rosberg

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Nico Rosberg luckily beats Lewis Hamilton (who is a much better driver than him) because Lewis’ brand new engine blows up and costs Lewis 25 points and Lewis also messed up a few starts and lost points. Yet the German only beat Lewis by 5 points. Realising he had no chance in the future he retires and I think it’s a bit cowardly, something I wouldn’t associate with the Germans.

Anyways Nico is a good driver and has his moments of brilliance but he is lucky to be World Champion.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Quidditch

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I would like to cunt quidditch – not the game in the Harry Potter films but the ‘sport’ played in the real world by cunts.

It has its own official rulebook a world cup and a UK premier league is about to start up. The game is non contact and mixed gender so ideal for student types.

It’s another way for snowflakes to escape the awful world they find themselves living in. What better way to forget Brexit and The Trump than to run around with a broomstick wedged between your arse cheeks.

Wikipedia have a page on it if you can be arsed.

The tidal wave of cuntishness continues.

Nominated by: Mahatma Koat

Immigration

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Bradford, 2016

I would like to cunt immigration. How long can we carry on like this? 660,000 arrived here in the last year! The net figure is 330,000 when you take into account the number emigrating. It would be interesting to know the make up of the people emigrating.

If the majority are the indigenous population then the make up of the population is being changed rapidly beyond recognition.Some would no doubt say’ what does it matter?’ People are people but what are we losing? We are becoming something different and it is being imposed on us.

It was all summed up by Gordon Brown when he called that woman a bigot because she didn’t like the way her neighbourhood was changing before her eyes. She wasn’t, her concerns were legitimate and Gordon Brown was an out of touch cunt.

Nominated by: Richard 1

Momentum (3)

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THE LOCAL PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTION WERE OUT AND ABOUT ON THEIR ANNUAL JOLLIES, SHOWING OFF THE PRODUCT OF THEIR ART THERAPY CLASS……

An emergency “Peoples” cunting please for Magic Grandad’s paid bunch of Neanderthals, who, at the blast of the marshal’s whistle is ready to drop everything and get in a taxi for the sake of a cheap photo opportunity. This rat infested heap of unemployable scum descended on Leeds hospital this afternoon to punch the nose of one of Matt Hancock’s staff:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

This shit and piss stained heap of never-were’s were clearly put up to this since it occurred just hours after the original story was included in newspaper and media stories.

It just shows how much freedom we would have in this country if McDonnell, Catweazle and their bunch of knuckle dragging cunts ever get power in this country.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Brooklyn Beckham

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At the grand age of 17,the “hugely talented” photographer, Brooklyn Beckham, has announced the release of his first book,allowing us mere mortals to “see the world through Brooklyns eyes”.

For fucks sake,we’ve had to endure 20odd years of his publicity craving parents,particularly that talentless,tone-deaf singer/designer!!!, pig-faced leech Victoria,and now her fucking spoiled brats are getting ready to delight us for the next 20 years.

I’ve done some cuntish things in my life but nothing to deserve a world inhabited by the spawn of the Beckhams/Olivers/Ramseys. They should all be drowned in the septic tank round the back of my local Indian restaurant.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler