Get right to fuck off! I didn’t see you and the other prize bell end Boner handing out UNICEF grain bags. It was the minions who you sneer at and tell to do more, I know, I was one of them.
And the boomtown twats were shit.
Nomiated by: Thorax Cockslammer
Aside from all the usual tuneless crap he has on it every year (Beverley Knight, KT Cuntstall. Muso-Wank Blues Orchestra etc), I guarantee this year’s cuntfest will almost certainly feature Lily The Musical Mong in full massive eppy blubbering spazmotron gobshite mode, and all the BBC royalty celeb cunts Holland licks up to will all say something like ‘Fight Brexit’ ‘Fight Trump’ ‘Stop Hate Crime’ and ‘More diversity on TV’ as their New Year Resolutions.
It’s always a cunt bonanza but cunt spotters this year will be in for a special treat…
Nominated by: Norman
Another thing which made me laugh are these so-called “Social Media Stars”. It’s fucking laughable how these “Facebook Stars” are given attention just because they film their adult-child antics, ie act like a total cunt and get famous for about three days before fading from memory. Way too much of a disposable non-culture these days, and it’s a steaming delivered basket of giraffe shit.
Talent isn’t required in today’s fucked up world. All that’s needed is to act like a knob. It pays to be a cunt in TV slebland these days. What in the crap went wrong?
Nominated by: TwatVarnish
Just seen their advert waxing lyrical about Gareth Thomas coming out as gay.
What that has to do with Guinness it doesn’t say. Someone from The Guinness marketing team care to illuminate on this.
If the idea is that the sight of a gay Welsh rugby player is going to send us all rushing out for a Guinness there could be a flaw in that plan.
If they are just trying to capitalise on the fact rugby is homoerotic and Guiness suspect that many male rugby fans are in the closet it might be a clever bit of marketing.
New Guinness slogan?
Gayness is good for you?
I could use a drink but it won’t be a Guiness in case drinking that shit is now code for I’ll have an anal chaser……
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
Usual “…immigrants are a net benefit to the UK economy…”.
Yes Laurie, yes they are, paying taxes into our economy to the sum of millions right now.
Alas, what no cunt then follows up with is the fact that those moneys “now” do not pay for houses, schools and hospitals “now” and the more it exacerbates the worse it’s going to get and impact more and more on the services available to everyone, which – unfortunately – includes those folk who were actually born and bred here (as much as that group is despised in this country these days).
It’s virtue signallers like her and her ilk which genuinely makes me feel unwanted in my own fucking country for fuck’s sake!
Also, when free movement of trade is mentioned, why does no cunt ever ask what the figures are, ratio wise, between the UK and the rest of the EU?
I bet it’s pretty much 1:1 for France, Germany, etc., the western European states. But I bet it’s 10,000:1 for the former eastern block/soviet states.
So Laurie Penny, you explain to me how the disparity of numbers IN vs OUT is even remotely fair!
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!