Brooklyn Beckham

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At the grand age of 17,the “hugely talented” photographer, Brooklyn Beckham, has announced the release of his first book,allowing us mere mortals to “see the world through Brooklyns eyes”.

For fucks sake,we’ve had to endure 20odd years of his publicity craving parents,particularly that talentless,tone-deaf singer/designer!!!, pig-faced leech Victoria,and now her fucking spoiled brats are getting ready to delight us for the next 20 years.

I’ve done some cuntish things in my life but nothing to deserve a world inhabited by the spawn of the Beckhams/Olivers/Ramseys. They should all be drowned in the septic tank round the back of my local Indian restaurant.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Shitty advertising

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I’d like to cunt two adverts.

1) The latest Audi advert which looks half decent until you get the godawful breathy whiny warblings of Homeward Bound in the background which kills it! (Apparently sung by Gina Kushka – did NOT put that voice with that face).

2) The Amazon add where two “friends” buy each other a pair of knee braces. If you haven’t seen it yet I’m sure it’ll make you vomit.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

‘Edgy’ programming

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TV commisioning editors are supposedly looking for more edgy programming and apparently welcome submissions.
Although still no reply to my soap opera blueprint…..

“The Reich Stuff”……the trials and tribulations of a family, running a Nazi gift shop in Golders Green High Street….

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Rogue One

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That Rogue One is shite and all….

More anti-white, misandrist, ‘diverse’ bollocks… Yet another scrawny posho militant feminist female lead who talks all ‘Haw! Haw! Haw!’ A gang of rebels that has more colours than jelly babies, and a new droid who is about as endearing as piles… And no amount of Darth Vader will save such shite…

Nominated by: Norman

I’m a big fan of SF but I have to say that Star Wars when it first came out was the most disappointing load of hyped up, completely unbelievable horse shit I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch, second only to Lord of the Rings…

Forced my self to watch some of the later ones in the hope they’ll get better, but they just don’t.

I wouldn’t even waste my time downloading this pile of crap off Pirate Bay!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Stella Creasy

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The Labour Party Autumn Conference 2015 - Day 3

Stella Creasy recently clashed with John Redwood over social mobility, and make the completely bollocks claim that the England football are shite, because they all went to public. You know, places like Eton, Gordonstoun etc. They’re shite because they’re all posh boys. There’s just one problem there, it ain’t fucking true.

I mean could you imagine Wayne Rooney or that clown, Raheem (must give the ball away) Stirling going to a school like Eton? They’d be mistaken for shoe shiners. This comes at a time when Diane Abbot, claimed that UKIP voters were the same who voted BNP. I’ve never voted BNP, neither have any mates, especially the black ones. I vote UKIP, because not one of the main parties has any respect for me, my friends or and British person. All they want is our votes. Something that has been proved with their treacherous behaviour over Brexit. Unfortunately, a lot of people in this country are thick enough to give them that.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw