Like a cheap rip off of Harry & Meghan Hewitt’s paranoid exploits, The Beckham Family continue to add fuel t0o the SM flames, mainly through the simple looking young son Romeo (with a name like that he had to be either a pooftah or a drama queen). Just like dad this 22 year old waste of space has had a new tattoo added to his body, which is believed to be a “snub” to his older brother, who, from what one reads his ugly mother (soon to be seen. stark bollock, in a famine relief advert for Gaza) was trying groom for an Oedipus Complex (Oedipus, shneedepus, what does it matter, as long as he loves his mother?). When Dave was kicking a football about and being the ignoramous he was (and is), she promoted him as “head of the house” and her little man.
There must be a comedy series there and after the bat shit crazy Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, the Beckhams could become the biggest thing since Steptoe & Son.
Why don’t they all shut the fuck up and continue their squabbles in private?
Nominated by W C Boggs.