No doubt many will have heard of Swatch who make cheap plastic watches in funny colours..
In the latest bout of sheeple madness they’ve “collaborated” with the luxury watch brand Audemars Piguet to make some cheap plastic pocket watches worth about a tenner..
However this plastic tat has caught the publics attention..
“Swatch have closed their stores in cities across the UK after hundreds of people queued outside branches eager to buy a new limited watch.
The Swiss firm said it would not open, external its branches in the capital “in light of safety considerations for both our customers and our staff”.
Stores in Birmingham, Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester and Sheffield will also remain closed.
The firm had been due to launch their new “Royal Pop” pocket watch collaboration with luxury watchmaker Audemars Piguet, with eight models priced from £335.
However the watch has been put on resale online for up to £16,000.”
Fuck off its a plastic fob watch with a cheap movement stuck inside it.
“In the Liverpool One retail area, some shoppers had been camping for two days outside the Paradise Street store.
Merseyside Police said they received a report that “a group of males were acting in an aggressive manner and making threats” outside the shop at about 07:00 BST on Saturday.
“Officers attended and the crowd dispersed shortly afterwards,” a force spokesperson added.”
Dear me the grasping stupidity of the masses is quite astounding.
Perhaps Our New Hero Andy Burnham will be throwing them into the crowds during his by election campaign?
Mass produced Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Ever looked through that magazine GQ?
its meant to be a mens magazine.
just adverts for mens perfume ,
overpriced watches, sunglasses ,
other shite nobody needs.
Youd have to be a right mug to pay 200 qide to smell like a puff,
woo falls for this marketing tripe?
afat from Nichola Sturgeons ex husband.
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GQ stands for Gay Queer magazine…what were you doing reading it, MNC?
I hope you didn’t feel a tingling down below as you were leafing through the pages…
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GQ stands for Gây Qůeër magazine…what were you doing reading it, MNC?
I hope you didn’t feel a tingling down below as you were leafing through the pages…
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It should be banned.
Bad for morale.
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As fit and atrractive women were all but banned from men’s publications after that Me Too bollocks, GQ – like Esquire – is now a phag mag in all but name. There are no mens magazines any more.
The more moronic ones like Loaded and FHM are long dead. Killed by woke. And, even Hefner’s Bunny Mag has been brought to its knees. Tits are no longer allowed, and they even had an openly trans Playmate of the month. The rest is silicon tattooed Tik tok slags and
The old times. When a copy of Mayfair, a packet of Park Drive and Cadbury’s Aztec bar was the bloke’s shopping list. There was one pin up in Mayfair from the 70s. Trying to remember her name. She blew my errr socks off. A real woman who had the lot.
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Got it. Belinda Carson-Brown. That was her name.
And my old memory was not being kind or playing tricks.
What a fucking magnificent real woman…
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=11755&highlight=de+witt
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it was in the dentists waiting room.
even had a mans handbag for a very fair £600!!
Did get semi hard, but that might have been nerves .
Hey Thomas, my dentists are Sihks.
think i should ask them about the Henry Nowak murder?
and ask to see their ritual daggers?
after any treatment obviously.
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Ask them if they sterilise their ritual daggers before they use them on patients.
Is that how your missing teeth to which you previously alluded were extracted?! 🗡
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in that dentist waiting room is a big fish tank on one wall and a big telly on the other.
The telly just shows adverts for dental treatment.
Having these implants.
A fake tooth screwed into your jawbone ( rawlplugs not supplied)
The people on the advert said itd changed their lives.
Dead confident now,
happier, not shy to smile.
only 6 grand.
fuck me.
id never smile again if i spent 6grand on a fake tooth.
I sit facing the fishtank,
working out itd cost me around 40 grand to fill in the gaps in my dazzling smile..
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A full set of teeth is overrated anyway…it doesn’t seem to bother this fine gentleman:
https://share.google/JVqYwMjCGasH1pVXy
Imagine what the surface of those pearly browns feels like!
Bricks probably.
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This dentist is obsessed with flossing an these little wire brush things that you clean between teeth with.
Always trying to flog me them.
But he seems to have given up on me now.
Think ive made him depressed.
Ive never bought anything, told him i couldnt give a flying fuck about my teeth really.
think ive effected his morale.
Think hes questioning his beleive in the importance of teeth whitening, and not everyone wants to be a BeeGee.
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You should go in humming Stayin’ Alive when you next visit your sikh dentist.
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I remember cunts who conned the vulnerable for selling watches that kept perfect time, but didn’t complete the sentence, for only twice a day. Noon & Midnight. The cheeky cunts even left out the hour finger to rub it in all the more.
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I can’t and never will understand these moronic mongs who wank over anything with a Apple logo on it.
I thought folk queuing up for Pope John Paul II at Heaton Park overnight was baffling. But to camp out all night for a fucking phone or a watch?!! Phone slaves are an anathema to me. It’s like something out of Quatermass, like mass hypnosis. Seeing cunts glued to these fucking things all day every day
Also, in the Liverpool One area…. Acting in an aggressive manner? Well, there’s a thing….
You’d think the Mickeys would just nick the bloody things. Either that, or get then ‘knock off’ from Gizmo, Sinbad, Divvy, or one of the Corkhill clan.
And, I wonder, was the argy bargy outside the store blamed on Chelsea fans?
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True Fact Norman,
pope John pauls real surname was
Georgian Ringo.
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O/ T, any past or present Fireman on here.?
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/reform-uk-manchester-news-firefighters-warned-free-speech
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Sorry O/T.
Please everyone sign the online petition for justice for Henry if, like me, you want to see those fucking coppers who were complicit in his death behind bars:
https://www.change.org/p/demand-justice-for-henry-nowak-charge-the-officers-publish-the-findings
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SIGNED..👍 & FORWARDED TO MANY ..!
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signed.
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Signed.
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Signed it, but if the IOPC sanction prosecutions for the arresting officers, then something is seriously amiss. Grossly negligent in their duties, whichever way you look at it.
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…don’t sanction…
I’d like to blame my phone, but it’s more likely that I’m a bit pissed.
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Signed
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Let’s be honest, people queue now to get a beer at the pub..
Queuing will die on its arse soon, as low IQ third worlders don’t believe in it.
Stab someone, steal it, scream racism, and plod will arrest your corpse. Then try and smear your character..
Still i thought morbidly obese dave came across well on interviews this morning..
Harvard must be a clown school.
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Obese Dave came across like the utterly fucking ignorant cretin that he is, Barry.
I’m used to politicians being incompetent. I’m used to them lacking common sense.
But I have never seen or heard a politician so comprehensively thick as that cunt.
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Agreed. He’s nothing but a fucking mouthpiece, FMC, his brain is devoid of meaningful thoughts, he simply relays Labour’s wank-mantra.
Fucking oxygen thief of the first order, just like that fat cunt Abbot – Mother of the House. Fuck me, what a Grade A shit show!
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Yes but he sounds posh.
Like the PG Tips chimps from the 1870s.
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The majority of us just want to know the time like myself rather than the mechanics of it all. Especially when one’s getting on a bit and continually being reminded of time ebbing away, I prefer not to be constantly reminded of it.
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Imagine being :
£3,000,000,000,000.00
In DEBT…!
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Nowt that to what itll be by the end of Labours term in office.
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No need to imagine, John. We already are.
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