The Tragedy of the Black Studies Masters Degree

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Professors at the world renowned Birmingham City University say “They sat us down and told us straight away… we’ve closed the masters… and all your jobs are at risk,” said Prof Kehinde Andrews, who leads the university’s black studies department.

The university, which made the decision in February, has blamed low “student” recruitment for the closure – eight students are currently on the MA course..

Tragic I know.

Part-time student Charmaine will complete her MA next year and was told about its closure via email.

“It feels like an attack on black intellect, because they already withdrew the undergrad course and now withdrawing the masters,” said part time student Charmaine.

With universities across the country having to tighten their belts due to cash shortages…After all coppering up to pay the vice chancellor an average salary of £340,000 p.a must be difficult, at least the ethnics haven’t pulled the race card…

Prof Kalwant Bhopal, director of the Centre for Research in Race and Education at the University of Birmingham said “This creates a dangerous precedent and shows the threat that black academics and their scholarship is under”..

Oh dear.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

109 thoughts on “The Tragedy of the Black Studies Masters Degree”

  2. I don’t know why Kunta Kehinde is whining about being unemployed; he’s black, so as long as he’s also flexible & willing to travel, his advanced intellect makes him a shoo-in as a mud flap on any of the Eddie Stobart wagon fleet. It’d be a perfect role for the chippy cunt.

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    • 3000 word presentation essay on cotton picking.
      2500 word assignment on shoplifting.
      15000 word dissertation on face flies.

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  3. Maybe his hand held out chum Lenny Henry will give him a few quid …..
    oh, I forgot only OWED MONEY for past trangressions from Whities counts

    Or he could just fuck off and go to one of the African ‘Mother’ countries they bleat on about and love so much, but there again, he’ll just be treated like the superior chipper CUNT he is, by his ‘brothers’

    WANKER

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  6. Never mind, eh?
    The cunt can get a job as a history lecturer.

    You know, tell us all about how they were ‘here first’, how they built and guarded Hadrian’s Wall (what is their fucking obsession with that bloody wall?!), how Mary Seacole saved the entire British Army, that the Zulus really won at Rourke’s Drift, that Anne Boleyn was as black as Newgate’s Knocker, how the ‘secret black soldiers’ won both World Wars (World War II, of course, won by black wimmin). Yer know, all that crap.

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    • Aye,complete fantasy indulged by witless cunts.

      The poisonous part is the fantasy taught to impressionable minds.

      And liberal democrats.

      Oven.

      Your health sir.

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      • Cheers Tez. This fantasist revisionism is everwhere.

        I recall the BBC (naturally) did a programme call ‘Top of the Pops – The Story of 1985’. The majority of this BBC4 claptrap was them wanking over some dark bloke no sod remembers called Dixie Peach, who presented TOTP a few times that year. You’d think he was Christ meets Winston Churchill the way they were going on. They also very strangely focused a lot on a group called Loose Ends. An average at best shoulder padded pop soul act, who only troubled the lower reaches of the Top 20 a mere couple of times. Yet they were portrayed as the main chart artist of that year. Wasn’t it actually A-ha, Paul Hardcastle and Jennifer Rush? Ah though, Loose Ends – like Dixie – were black. Ah.

  8. There is loads of black culture. Film masterpieces such as ‘Mandingo’, and ‘Drum’. Then there are songs as pointed out by Mr WC Boggs including ‘Oh! Dem Golden Slippers’. TV shows such as ‘Love thy Neighbour’. And what about Al Jolson? Plenty for a Master Student to get stuck into right there. Learn all about their heritage. Only a raycist would suggest persons of colour have not contributed to our rich cultural tapestry.

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  9. jesus. Yesterdays pair of cunts looking for notice 3 years after their pissed-up sis took a header down the stairs .. ‘story’ courtesy of the oft cunted bbc cunt brigade, with this zero-interest, no worldly-consequence bilge being the next one along via the same supposed titan of global news and events.

    And suddenly the title/vocals of that god awful decades-ago ‘song’ came into my head ; ‘french kissing in the USA’ … take that cadence of that nauseating, repetitive line .. but replace it with ‘Cunts whingeing to the bbc’

    (…’and getting in-dulged’ …)

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    • oops .. while scrolling the link provided, my thumb musta hit this link below, byilt into the text, putting a hybrid of the two [ nobody’s-fault-but-their-own ] stories in my head.

      Them two’s old man, this ‘uns sister… both, of course, finding their way to the ‘we never say no to saddo bullshit’ bbc ..

      https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd9pn581xzwo

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  10. Interviewer: And why do you wish to come to study here?
    Quota filler: WAA is you a-LLOWED to aks dat question?
    Interviewer: Because I work at this University.
    Quota filler: Yous OH-nly got dee JOB be-COZ you woz white.
    Interviewer: What is your degree?
    Quota filler: Me is got qualify in Basketball sstudies back in Nairobi ooniversi’ee.
    Interviewer: Why do you want this Master’s degree in White Man Is Bad M.A.?
    Quota filler: Dis is good opportuni’ee for me.
    Interviewer: Really?
    Quota filler: Yeee, to sell drugs on campus and raaape, erm… chat to de white womans.
    Interviewer: I’m afraid you are far too unqualified. You have even completed your application in crayon. We cannot accept you.
    Quota filler: YOOUUS a RAY-cist. Me gon complaiiiiin.
    Interviewer: Full scholarship?

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  11. As ISACs leading naturalist and anthropologist i feel i should correct some myths about black people.

    1) they have rythym.
    maybe some do but not more than anyone else.
    why is it they make shitty rap music rather than be guitar heroes?

    2 they all have big willys
    thats propaganda started by Idi Amin whos nudger was like a revel.

    3 some are academics.
    you can put specs on a fuckin cat.
    doesmt make it professor of science at Bristol university.
    blacks are like those dinosaurs
    big lumbering, blubbery,
    with a little shrivelled walnut brain controlling the motor functions.

    4 the blokes fuck off soon as some dirty bitch gets pregnant by one.
    thats not true.
    They dip her handbag first.
    then fuck off.

    5 it wasnt very nice as slaves.
    rubbish.
    they fuckin loved every minute!
    singing in the cotton fields
    singing on the railroad,
    if your hit by a car do you break out singing
    “Oh what a beautiful morning?’
    course not.
    They loved it the bullshitting fuckers.

    white power✋️

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    • I’d like to ask Miz, professor of Black People Myths, one or two truisms:

      – Do they all suffer from conjunctivitis or is that the gange making their eyes red?

      – Can any of them swim?

      – Do all the women wear toupees or weaves? Is that why the women are always angry?

      – Are they really all lazy cunts like Mexicans and Australians?

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      • All black women wear syrups Maggie.
        underneath all they can muster is a stubble, sort of a fuzz like you get on rotting fruit.

        As for swimming , sadly no.
        They have high bone density so whereas you or I,
        dive into a pool like a graceful arrow,
        they hit the water like a chucked anvil
        sinking straight to the bottom.
        gurgling and comically drowning.

        If in a swimming bathes and this happens,
        ignore them.
        they hate being patronised..

  14. I remember watching on television in the fifties, tribes in the jungle cooking animals in holes they’d dug. The chief wore fuck all except for his cock in a cain and tide round the waist to prevent it from getting burnt off I suppose. At weddings they would have the bride in a wooden cage fattening her up for the occasion. There were also my favourite the pigmy women naked at the waist with big tits. Why have the bbc stopped doing these programmes.

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    • Because its rude to wank over pygmys.
      its colonelism that is.

      you have to find white midgets and shoot your beans over them instead Sammy.

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      • Nice find Thomas.
        Right are we all going at the same time?

        on the count of 3
        1…2…3!!

      • Going where?
        Down on that female Peter Dinklage?
        You first, pal!

      • i thought we were all going to self tamper over the sexy midget Thomas,
        popping our corks in sequence like it was New Years eve.

        well im not cleaning up the mess ive made.

      • Did you ever watch ‘The Singing Ringing Tree’ when you were a kid, MNC?
        That’s what instigated my fear of dẁařves…mutated, creepy little fuckers.

      • I did watch it Thomas.
        although i didnt understand it

        i like midgets.
        i always envied that rich bloke on Fantasy Island that had a pet mexican one.

        “da plane boss! the plane!’
        remember him?

        sadly dead now.
        think he got shoved in a washing machine as a prank or something,
        but then you would wouldnt you?

    • I think you meant those dwarfed porn stars to be grotesque, Thomas, for a laugh. I’d never have got a stirring in the loins even during my younger days.

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    • Sam Fox was diminutive. Well, in some ways she was.

      Bloody shame she turned out to be a demented tuppence flicker.

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  16. Prof Kalwant Bhopal, director of the Centre for Research in Race and Education at the University of Birmingham said “This creates a dangerous precedent and shows the threat that black academics and their scholarship is under”..

    Professor ( I’m assuming that’s what Prof is an abbreviation for )
    Shouldn’t that be
    …… and their scholarships are under?

    Maybe the course should have been Bl@ck Studies incorporating the English Language.

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  18. Great night of boxing down in Bournemouth tonight!

    pure action all night.

    well done to Chris Billam Smith
    a great boxer and ambassador for the sport.
    👊🤛

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  20. I’ve seen this race bating twat on TV. He hates this country but won’t leave. I would love to kick him out no return. Suddenly they would all realize that its not so bad afterall.

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