The Tragedy of the Black Studies Masters Degree


Professors at the world renowned Birmingham City University say “They sat us down and told us straight away… we’ve closed the masters… and all your jobs are at risk,” said Prof Kehinde Andrews, who leads the university’s black studies department.

The university, which made the decision in February, has blamed low “student” recruitment for the closure – eight students are currently on the MA course..

Tragic I know.

Part-time student Charmaine will complete her MA next year and was told about its closure via email.

“It feels like an attack on black intellect, because they already withdrew the undergrad course and now withdrawing the masters,” said part time student Charmaine.

With universities across the country having to tighten their belts due to cash shortages…After all coppering up to pay the vice chancellor an average salary of £340,000 p.a must be difficult, at least the ethnics haven’t pulled the race card…

Prof Kalwant Bhopal, director of the Centre for Research in Race and Education at the University of Birmingham said “This creates a dangerous precedent and shows the threat that black academics and their scholarship is under”..

Oh dear.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

109 thoughts on “The Tragedy of the Black Studies Masters Degree

  1. “It feels like an attack on black intellect”
    Black intellect! The best oxymoron we’ll hear all day.
    That Kehinde cunt is a wrong ‘un and a troublemaker and should be marched into a slurry pit.
    The only thing to be said in support of Robertsons going to university is that, whilst they’re physically there, they’re slightly less likely to stab or mug someone.
    With all that’s been going on with Henry Nowak and bud-bud ding-dings this week, let’s remind ourselves that nıgģers are far more likely to stab you than any other group and need to be treated like the animals they are.
    Every single one at uni is there as a result of blatant corruption and ‘thumb on the scale’ marking/grading…if things were fair, they’d get maybe 2% in any exam on any subject and that’s just credit for putting an inky paw-print on top of the paper.

  2. I imagine the course is a breeze.
    Screech loudly,fling faeces and chimp out when told you are failing the course.

    And who the hell is professor Kumquat Bipolar.

  3. Oh no!
    How on earth are race baiting shit bags like Kehinde Andrews (see past nominations) going to turn young black people into white hating racists now?
    Fear not.
    There’s still the BBC.
    They’ll be more than happy to oblige.

  4. The white masters have cancelled the Black Masters Degree, so students (all eight of them!) have responded by sucking their teeth and taking the knee, followed by much gnashing of goat curry (served with rice and peas).
    Chiggun!

  5. Well perhaps kehinde can get back to a more suitable position…like sweeping the campus hallways of all the 🐂 shit he’s dropped around,or possibly hook up with that other grifter shola umbon-go and form a new double act….the traveling ‘chippys’ … No wonder they’re thinking of closing the course surely it could have been done over a weekend anyway 🖕…mind you they did build Hadrian’s 🧱 so make it a week😩

  6. “It feels like an attack on black intellect”

    Said David Lammy, Lenny Henry, Dawn Butler and half of the Black & White Minstrel Show

    • My masters degree is in Black Studies.

      it was hard work.
      i had to get my hair permed and watch a episode of Roots ,
      we covered the work of grifters and chippy cunts like Malcolm X,
      and rapists like Martin Luther king.

      id only gone there to shag student chicks and dance to the Smiths.

      No fit birds though.
      They all smelt funny an looked like Donkey Kong.

      ps
      still came top of my class.
      helped massively stacking shelves in Asda.

  7. There could be more to this than the BCU will openly admit.
    Maybe it isn’t necessary a case of low student numbers, but that the BCU have seen sense and realised that this is simply a licensed trouble making course run by renowned racist shit stirrers.
    Whatever. Be it low uptake or the theory above, it can only be an immensely good thing.
    Then they can put the money saved to better use.
    A degree in white studies, anyone?
    Or would that fall foul of the law?

  8. As Thomas, taking the words out of all of our mouths, observed, “Black intellect” is a self-cancelling concept.

    Charles Murray and Richard Herrnstein published the uncomfortable truth in The Bell Curve forty years ago where they documented with scientific and statistical facts the indisputable divergence of blacks from whites in terms of academic achievement and societal advancement. They also predicted the totalitarianism that would result from any attempt to artificially “level up”:

    “It is difficult to imagine the United States preserving its heritage of individualism, equal rights before the law, free people running their own lives, once it is accepted that a significant part of the population must be made permanent wards of the states.”

    As we have had emphatically affirmed this week – if you privelege an inferior, or alien, constituent of your society, you destroy those who made that society successful.

  9. Let me complete the course for them.

    “If the Robertsons can’t steal it, eat it or fuck it, they’ll destroy it”.

    Here endeth the lesson.

    You can collect your masters degrees from the roll next to the toilet

  10. Spare a thought for Kehinde.
    He thinks his professorship was awarded for intellectual endeavour and hard work.
    We and those suckers who awarded it, however, know differently.
    He was just the right bloke, at the right time and the right colour.
    You’re the result of a box ticking exercise, Kehinde.
    If only someone could untick that fucking box.

  11. Ever seen that footage from the US in the 60s?

    Theyd overturned segregation in the southern states,
    against the will of the people living there,
    but politicians know best.

    Theyd made the schools have mixed classes so black kids now sat alongside white kids.
    There was loads of riot police there,
    protesters going mad,
    an some terrified black kids.

    Dont know if anyone asked the black kids if they wanted to sit in a classroom where everyone hates you or stay with in a all black school.

    The local whites whos grandads had been in the Klan, an great grandads had fought for the confederates in the Civil war were less than happy.

    Forcing people to do shit for some idealogical reason.

    • The arrogance of politicians knows no bounds MNC, just look at what that cunt Blair started to ‘enrich’ the UK into the fucking cesspool it is today.

  12. Poor race-baiting Kehinde, the end of the best money-for-old-rope, freeloading blag he’ll ever have.
    ‘Black Studies’ indeed! Just how hard can it be to peel a banana? The cheeky monkey!

  13. kehinde Andrews looks like a black Jimmy Somerville.
    And isnt particularly black.

    He seems to think wearing specs means hes a intellectual rather than a short sighted Miagoo.

    If challenged on any of his bullshit he becomes hysterical.
    wish he’d come on ISAC😁
    .
    sure wed become best mates.

    • ps
      Just made myself laugh.
      i remember triggering General Cuntster by referring to his deceased black girlfriend as ‘IT’.
      hahaha😅

      He went hysterical.

      gonna be whistling all day now.

      • I used to like reading GCs posts, he was like a rabid dog at times 🤣

      • I never had any axe to grind, found him quite entertaining and insightful on things but I was never fully convinced by the General’s claims of having a black bird.

        Just didn’t sit right with me.

  14. I still don’t know what all the fuss is about.

    They’ll all have jobs for life at the BBC by next week.

    Stick to tiktokky videos about chiggun and fuck off.

    Good morning.

    • Great nom Unk. Exquisite sarcasm in your first sentence; “World renowned Birmingham City University.” They are commonly conflated with Birmingham University which suits them. In the listing of British Universities they come in at number 114 out of 130. Birmingham University ranks number 17 and is Russell Group. You know why its abbreviation BCU is appropriate? Those are the grades you need to get in there.

    • and the black mission to mars is probably not going to happen 😒

      Shame, they can all moonwalk

      dats one small step for man…

      Louie Armstrong afronaut

      • Blacks can’t become astronauts because in space their heads swell up like a giant black peanut with big rubber lips and they can’t breeeeve.

    • fair play to the french for that, it’s a good idea.

      personally, I wouldn’t eat frogs legs, snails and shit-filled sausages but they’re doing something traditional and that’s the main thing..

      wouldn’t it be nice for something like that to take off here. They could serve pie, chips, faggits and roast beef. All the Tizer you can drink.

      if you add boiled spuds, I might come too.

    • I’ll say this Guzzi, the minute any sensible employer saw that on a cv, it’d be going in the bin. You know there’d be nothing but fucking trouble from the cunt if they got a foot in the door.

  15. 82nd anniversary of D-Day today chaps, when 150,000 far-right thugs ruined Germany’s peaceful attempt to create a united Europe.

    A national day of shame, so best we don’t talk about it. Rodney certainly won’t.

    Rest easy though. If it happened now Lord Herpes would have them all banged up within days.

    NB Birmingham City ‘University’ is a fucking joke.

    • I’m put in mind of how the US marines used flamethrowers to burn out any stubborn Japs on the South Pacific islands in the Second World War.
      If only Europe & the UK had used similar methods on the dogshit flotillas…

    • And for a year on from that day Geordie more than a quarter of a million young Americans died in the fight to free Europe from the Nazis. Rodney is complaining about Americans pointing out the decline of freedom in Europe. I think they have earned the right to do so. Rodney is peeved because he is unable to lock them up like he does with Brits who say things he finds disagreeable.

      Well fuck him.

  16. It would be credit to them if just one owned up to the truth with a brilliant essay in the way we see them and why they act the way they do, could change things to their advantage.

  17. I can’t help thinking a Masters Degree in Black Magic would be much more popular. The works of the extremely popular writer and scholar, Dennis Wheatley would, of course, form the cornerstone of the required reading. Lab work could involve creating an homunculus, out of body experiences ( following the example of Giffrtd Hillary), and lots of cavorting with naked chicks at secret locations in Kensington. Brilliant.

    Come on all you potty professors, there is money to be made.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • That old black magic has me in a spell,
      That old black magic that you weave so well,
      Icy fingers up and down my spine
      That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.

      So down, down , down I go………

      That’s an extract from Keir Starmer’s nightclub act at the Coconut Grove

  18. Lenny Henry was chancellor of this ‘university’ and Gary Lineker their most famous graduate of Black Studies.

  19. Module 1: Being Black
    Module 2: The White Devil An All Their Fault
    Module 3: Black History (Wakanda)
    Module 4: White Peepow Who Was Really Black
    Module 5: Drill Rap Creative Writing
    Module 6: Special Elective – Dancing or Stabbing
    Module 7: KFC Field Trip
    Module 8: Claiming Racism At Work

    On partial completion of these modules, your Masters with Distinction will be awarded on 14th July.

  20. There’s a certain irony that a series of courses laid on for our black brethren to better themselves academically, are being withdrawn due to a lack of interest by said brethren in enrolling in them. Who would have guessed THAT would happen…

    • @gusset…when you’ve got a big order book from your bro’s for the latest on trend gear, there’s hardly enough time left from looting 😩…dee only hadz deese colors out bro’ 😕

    • To be fair,which I invariably am,thousands went to enrol but were distracted by the Kansas Fried Chicken Hut.

      Innit bruv.

      Dear me.

  21. Hopefully this will put an end to the ineffably irritating trend of using effnik and patwa accents in radio ads. Listening to Talk when driving is dangerous as I have to scramble for the mute button immediately an ad break is announced, lest I be subjected to the opening chimes of the latest MuckD charmer that begins with some Pirelli-lipped DEI voiceover hire waffling “Aan dae fwreee ov leftaovers fur lanch?”

  22. Surely a masters degree is racist..
    Anyway maybe Keith can do some research into sickle cell, maybe make it more infectious and deadly..

    Some of the symptoms are pain in the back and the limbs, I thought all pavement apes suffered from that, from Monday to Friday.

  23. A well know chemist I use to pick up my repeat prescription, had employed a darkle who was slowly sticking on labels of the individual patients tablet boxes and looking round in that bewildered looking manner they adapt, took an age before I was finally able to receive mine. Once home, I’d realised he’d stuck the labels on the front of the boxes, completely obliterating the names of the items. Obviously haven’t seen him since.

    • Pharmacies all use a standard size label Sammy. Most pill boxes have a dedicated area for attaching this label which usually carries the instruction; “Please attach dispensing label here.” I have never once in my life seen that instruction followed. The label is always stuck over the drug’s name or the dosage or other important information. Lazy bastards.

  24. Old Ken Andrew wants reparations, it’s all white mans fault.

    He was asked why he didn’t go and live somewhere else, his answer was everywhere has been ruined by white, the irony …. Does he live in Birmingham

    He can now devote his time to studying cotton picking techniques and write a book on how the salves could have done a better job instead of whining.

    Black studies, how to become a professional victim.

      • ‘Oh, a grasshopper sittin’ on a railroad track
        Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
        A-pickin’ his teeth with a carpet tack
        Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day…’

        You hum it, I’ll play it!

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