What a pair of naive cunts we have here, while its always sad to lose a family member, blaming uber eats or similar for an alcoholic getting alcohol seems a bit too attention seeking for me.
Even if said alcoholic had no deliveries from uber eats, he would sure as hell have managed to get his drinks, even if bed bound, any supermarket will happily deliver drink for the princely sum of free to a few quid.
Or he could simply have wobbled to the shop, or drove drunk, or whatever.
As much as I detest uber eats and their “riders” with large foreheads with strange baldness patterns and Eritrean names I simply could not care if they want to make money delivering anything to anyone who feels the need to use them.
It would seem a tad unfair to neglect Alex Hughes, also a cunt. BBC News?
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
What in the name of Martin Buchan’s boots is that vile grotesquerie on the left?
It looks like a cross between an Easter Island statue and Neil from the Young Ones.
That would have given the five year old Norman regular nightmares. Come to think of it mind, it (not a he or she. It’s a fucking it!) might give me bad dreams now.
A challenging wank then, Norman? – NA.
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I recently ordered and received three 1lt bottles of Baileys. The price was amazing and tons cheaper than supermarkets.
I love the stuff, shot ( or 3 of Baileys ), top up with iced coffee, etc voila milkshake for adults.
The delivery bloke asked me for my year of birth. No other proof of age, but in fairness I’m 72 and look it.
I’m not drinking it at 6am, it takes me months to get through that amount and I probably have two ( ahem ) milkshakes a week, at most.
I’m going to be seriously pissed off if some bastard love child of a Klingon manages to bring about a ban on alcohol deliveries.
Baileys is a girl’s drink. What are you trying to tell us, JP? – NA.
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The Twins never said what alcopops tipple of choice was did they?
id guess cider?
proper tramps drink that.
Tramps an cousin fuckers to be inclusive.
I only drink bitter an whisky.
bit snobby i am.
Doubt he was that fussy?
drink fuckin handwash when shaking like a dog shittin peach pits.
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To be fair Mis, he probably drank whatever was on special offer.
Alcoholics stop being choosey at a certain stage.
They may start out all Benedictine brandy, but quickly move to 8 Ace.
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My nextdoor neighbour ( when I was still on good terms with her ) foolishly let her alcoholic brother move in with her when his wife kicked him out.
It was appalling, and mainly responsible for the breakdown in our relationship, the way he behaved. Still, you can’t educate pork.
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iced coffee JP?
its nice that is,
ive had that.
like iced tea too.
im very sophisticated in my tastes.
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Christ, we’ll be wearing monocles and calling each other ” old boy ” next.
And yeah, iced coffee is lovely, got addicted to it on my first holiday in Greece, many years ago. I even drink it in Winter!
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i first tried it in Aldi.
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Mis probably has an old wingback armchair in his pallet shed on the allotment where he retires to for a bit of peace and quite, donated by one of his generous celebrity customers, JP.
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Shelving courtesy of yet another, LL.
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Didnt know you were a shirtlifter Mis. Still, live and let live.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/r7Yk4o2wszg?si=QvAK2fuaq1UFnf3g
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The only reason that thick fat cunt would get down on his knee is if someone dropped a box of Jaffa Cakes on the floor.
If someone dropped some Jaffa Cakes anywhere near that gob of his, they’d never touch the floor – NA.
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Doctor Syntax @
” Would you take the knee for Henry Nowak ”
” I think no ” says Lammy.
And that my friend is all anybody needs to know.
What could be the reason for this distinct lack of enthusiasm ?
Simple. Henry Nowak was white.
If ever a line was drawn………
Good evening 👍
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Anthony Head in Deadpool anyone? ☹️
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Oh no.
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Mentioning Head has got me thinking about those coffee adverts he was in.
I well fancied that woman who was in them with him.
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Sharon Maughan. Lovely.
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Norman@
As you know im charm personified,
but if some ginger sloane ranger knocked on my door on the tap for free coffee?
well, wouldnt of been such a successful advert.
“what do you want?
coffee?
shops that way luv,
an theres a paki shop on the corner if your not bothered if its out of date.”
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OT. Lord Randy of Andy’s immense shiner is all over the red tops.
Hilarious, of course. But, whodunnit?🤨
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He got the I in Windsor dotted.
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Fergie, Duchess of Pork. She got a ham of a right hook.
Pissed orf with him cos she’s lost her grace and favours…..
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He fell off his HIGH HORSE..!
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And I don’t know who dunnit, but kudos to them.
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probably some irate dad. caught him in the bushes outside Windsor Pizzahut.
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These are the type of cunts that would have the state control every aspect of our lives.
Sorry your dad’s dead, I’ve never had alcohol delivered but it was your father that needed controlling, not everyone else.
Of course restraining him would have infringed his human rights, but the answer isn’t removing everyone else’s.
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in his memory
https://youtu.be/l7TWLxCIgwE?si=1QgEg6DUsEUAyEnS
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Completely O/T. Given recent events.
If black people stay in black countries.
If white people stay in white countries.
If Asian people stay in Asian countries.
If China people stay in China countries
If PIKEY people stay in PIKEY countries.
You get the idea.
There’d be no racism..!
We’d visit the THIRD WORLD SHITHOLES.
THEN COME HOME, THINKING WELL; THANK FUCK WE DON’T LIVE THERE.
SO, basically; if all you BLACK/ brown/ yellow/ green/ blue/ pink people FUCK OFF OUT OF GB.
WE IN GB WOULD NOT HAVE A RACIST PROBLEM.
SEEMS TO WORK FINE IN JAPAN..!
MONO CULTURAL SOCIETY’S SEEM TO DO QUITE WELL.
MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY’S DO NOT FO WELL.
FUCKING OBVIOUS, ISN’T IT..!!!!
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Simples..! As the rocket scientist said to the brain surgeon. What you do isn’t Rocket Science..!!
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Kinnell…
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15874315/last-story-jon-snow-secret-battle-alzheimers-dementia.html
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OT. As imminent World Cup giddyness ensues, I am preparing my own version…
As this USA fairyfest is going to be a damp squib, with gobshite pundits, horrible daft wimmin blabbering crap and immense wokery and anti-Trump shite ruining what’s left, I have decided to have my own version on my telly.
I have nearly 30 hours of Spain 82 and 40 hours of Italia 90. All from my original VHS tapes from the time converted onto DVD. I might cut Lineker out of the Italian footage though. A mate of mine has a lot of Mexico 70, Germany 74 and Argentina 78 stuff, so I’ll probably arrange something there and all.
To sort of qiuote Blur (before they became faux cockneys), Modern Football Is Rubbish.
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Even the ITV 1982 opener/preview programme is a joy.
The great Brian Moore, Greavesie, King Denis, Big Ron.
No Alex Scott, Eni Aluko, Karen Carney or Micha Fucking Richards.
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Morning Norman…..great World Cups, though Lineker might be worth watching shitting himself on the pitch vs Ireland. I’d love to watch Match of the 70’s again which included music from the era and presented by Dennis Waterman.
Match of the 80’s and 90’s too. I’ll be looking it up on YT later I reckon. Like yourself, I couldn’t care less about todays football and have never been a fan of holding a WC or Euros across multiple countries.
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Afternoon, Liberal. Even Emlyn Hughes (who I certainly never appreciated at the time) is good to see during his stint on the BBC’s 1986 World Cup coverage. Crazy Horse’s handling (boom boom) of the infamous Maradona game was miles better than the shit we now hear from Keane, Richards, Shearer, Ian Shite and all those daft bloody wimmin.
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British🇬🇧Banquets Now!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78q215vyd7o
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Back when black studies involved the local CID the world was different?
Sensible black people look in the mirror, ‘Yep, still black!’ Then get on with their life like everyone else
Fucking joke of a country
It’s a white country.
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That Easter Island Neil the Hippy in the pic….
Why do the words house bnck, nailed to, and cricket bat keep coming to mind?
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Oh aye… Also, the words take that, and that, and fucking that (you cunt freak of nature).
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