What a pair of naive cunts we have here, while its always sad to lose a family member, blaming uber eats or similar for an alcoholic getting alcohol seems a bit too attention seeking for me.
Even if said alcoholic had no deliveries from uber eats, he would sure as hell have managed to get his drinks, even if bed bound, any supermarket will happily deliver drink for the princely sum of free to a few quid.
Or he could simply have wobbled to the shop, or drove drunk, or whatever.
As much as I detest uber eats and their “riders” with large foreheads with strange baldness patterns and Eritrean names I simply could not care if they want to make money delivering anything to anyone who feels the need to use them.
It would seem a tad unfair to neglect Alex Hughes, also a cunt. BBC News?
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
Their kitchen looks immaculate considering dad was a pisspot.
no empty cans, takeaway packaging, puddles of puke etc
well done girls!
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The pisshead should have changed his name to George Best.
The NHS would have given him a car crash victim’s liver and he’d still be alive.
At least until the second one packs in.
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Or Alan Brazil
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Will they do fatness tests before delivering burgers and pizzas?
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it says that these ladies are twins,
but they dont look like twins?
although probably finish each others sentences and have a secret language.
The only similarity they have is severe eyebrows.
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Pair of inbreds
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It seems to me that they didn’t try too hard to stop their Dad buying alcohol. Calling and being told “you’re not the account holder”? Oh well, I did my best.
No, you didn’t. You could have had him declared incompetent and taken control of his finances, for a start. Tried to get him into a residential program, maybe
I wonder how much of their angst is caused by the fact that a good chunk of Dads money ended up in the supermarket till rather than a savings account, and ultimately their pockets?
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im considering having you declared incompetant and taking control of your finances JP.
😄
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You’re too late, Elder has beaten you to it.
Don’t worry, you’ll still get the antique wooden button collection AND the Victorian boot hooks!
😉
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Some people are fucking stupid.
They want every part of their sad lives governed.
Why the fuck would anyone want a supermarket worker telling them how much they can drink?
Either way, supermarkets are in business to shift food and drink.
It’s how they make money.
If this cunt was stupid enough to drink himself to death then that’s his problem.
Fuck him.
Good morning.
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The “Government” will decide on what you eat and drink after 2030.Wankers.
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There was another such story recently outlining the exact same scenario and with bereft sibling demanding that the government strictures free enterprise in tribute to the departed pisshead.
My missus had a friend from school who did exactly the same thing – six bottles of wine delivered a day, died of organ failure at 39 leaving behind a teenage son. The mother of the dead alcy, who couldn’t be bothered to come back from holiday when told her daughter had been admitted to hospital with failing liver and kidney function, then launched a petition to have food delivery apps banned from delivering alcohol. The missus sent it to me and asked me to sign it. I refused, explaining that sad though this situation was, at the end of the day her departed friend had a son but chose booze over parental responsibility (ditto the grandmother); and making businesses – and indeed their wider customer base – suffer for THEIR lack of willpower and THEIR lack of personal responsibility was an erroneous response, and further empowered an already tyrannical government to interfere with and control every aspect of the freewill of the population at large.
This also draws me on to the wider question of addiction. I personally refuse to accept that addiction “is a disease”. There was a time when, during a really challenging part of my life, I was drinking every day, sometimes starting mid afternoon and going on in to the early hours of the morning. I’d have been dead if I’d carried on. I stopped and replaced alcohol with exercise and work. Now I still enjoy a drink a couple of days a week, probably still a bit too much, but I recognise when I’m taking it too far, and I force myself to take a month off every three months (as I am doing this month) to ensure I don’t lapse back into the bad old days. During these periods I’m much more lucid, energetic, and productive, I personally enjoy life more when I make that decision to stop. I do not want any assistance with this from the government nor be patted on the head for doing it – it’s a bit pathetic in truth that I can’t have a more sensible relationship with the sauce, but it’s my problem not the state’s, so fuck off excusing me from my obligations to myself, my partner, my daughter and my staff, you condescending cunts.
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They’re a funny lot at the BBC, aren’t they?
You’d think the big story to go for regards Uber Eats and the rest of them, would be their seemingly unchecked employment of immigrants of suspect legality.
But why bother searching for that kind of shit when you can just publish un corroborated fairy stories like these?
And why do the bereaved young wimminz feel the need to pout for the camera dressed in the kind of gear they wear when down the pub on a Friday night looking for cock?
So many questions, so many cunts.
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Another term of labour and green party coalition, and we will become a dry country to appease the peacefuls..
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Because of climate change we should give up drinking beer and eating meat.
🙄
yeah, good luck with that.
Also theyre saying to supermarkets to only stock white eggs not brown because of carbon emissions?!
not sure how they came to that conclusion…
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White eggs, don’t tell Humza Yousaf..
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White eggs not brown because of carbon emissions Mis? WTF? First I heard. Any explanation? My missus specifically buys brown eggs because they are better quality.
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Not sure Arfur.
i prefer brown eggs too.
Not sure what the crackpot theory is around it.
i dont buy eggs from a supermarket anyway,
bloke on the allotments supplies me.
“bloke on the allotments supplies me”….I’ll bet that statement hides a multitude of sins – NA. 😄
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RACIST EGGS, WHATEVER NEXT..!
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Yep
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Second nom…Zoe was so full of life and lived for her children? it’s a wonder she could even see them with the alledged amount of booze she was shifting 😩…
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Aaargh.. why am I being modded😕
Well, there’s obviously nothing wrong with this post. I checked the naughty list and you’re not on it. If you’re using a VPN IP address it’s possible that address is on the mod list. That has happened before. Other than that, don’t know. I’ll release your posts. Keep posting and let’s see what happens. Sometimes the WordPress filters do crazy things – NA.
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Aaaargh
Shiver me timbers – NA.
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Sorry just testing, appears my phone was playing up 😕… anyway the second nom, Zoe was full of life and lived for her children? …. with the amount of booze she was allegedly sinking it’s a wonder she could see them😩… typical sob story from auntie whilst skirting around more serious happenings
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The Shining
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This is just another example of western SOCIETAL DELICNE..!
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Trump wades into Henry Nowak scandal as State Department slams ‘two-tiered policing’ in UK https://mol.im/a/15875291 via https://dailym.ai/android
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I’m with the young ladies on one thing.
Takeaway deliveries of any kind should be banned.
Not for any health related reasons, but for the benefit of society as a whole.
Just think about those benefits.
No more mopeds with L plates zooming around dangerously and piloted by an illegal immigrant.
No more bashed up Toyota Yaris’s and Nissan Micra’s doing the same, piloted by inbred park keys.
No more waiting in the queue at the chippy because the delivery orders take priority.
And to top it off, the feckless, benefit sponging cunts who proliferate in the usage of takeaway deliveries will have to get off their fat arses for once.
It’s a clear winner.
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I’d ban drive throughs too.
If you can’t even be bothered to get out of your car and walk into the place, you are too bovine and indolent to be allowed to independently spend your money.
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Are these two really from Earth? They look a bit alien to me, perhaps alcohol is a poison in their solar system.
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I blame the government. This is clearly the most important issue facing the country, and what are they doing about it? Fuck all it seems. The answer is simple, provide every low IQ household with a fully qualified, live in, doctor. They can then keep a much closer eye on the the health of the nations retards. Obviously the service would not be free, so the households could pay something towards it from their bennies.*
*This policy suggestion has been fully fact checked by the Lib Dems and Marcus Rashford.
Good morning, everyone.
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(Dr) Marcus Rashford MBE
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I’d be a fucking alcoholic if I’d sired a pair of slappers like that.
Harsh but fair – NA.
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You have to laugh at vulnerable people who don’t have any willpower. There wouldn’t be any of these vape shops. I’m still laughing just at the thought of having a whole shop dedicated to people who can’t give up smoking. Go into a pub is my advice, where you can’t smoke and get pissed instead.
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Deliverpoo and others are shit.Honest Abdul handing over my food to me?No thanks
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The BBC must have too many researchers
Piss head dies from Alcohol
Better to have done a story on the two Chucky dolls in the header, freaky twins.
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There should be centres for people who haven’t any willpower and want to end it all in pleasurable ways there’s no help for, so long it doesn’t harm others. It would immediately free up doctors work load to help normal people who are desperately trying to survive illnesses that need medical care.
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Fuck me is this what we’ve come to? A glorious future beckons.
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UK defence spending to be announced today.
weve a shortage of solar powered tanks,
anti racist bullets,
halal vegan ration packs
and Ewarships.
seeing as theyve no fuckin money to start with we’ll be lucky to get a pair of mountain bikes and a nerf gun.
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Had to look up information on the nerf gun, Mis, I didn’t know existed. Glad I’m living the life of enjoyable peace and quiet alone with not having to work around other people. What bliss.
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Think they became popular in the 90s Sammy.
My son had one, a Nerf gun.
Modern types dont approve of little boys playing with toy guns nowadays Sammy.
probably why the kids dont know if theyre boys ,girls or identify as cats.
I had a veritable arsenal of weaponry as a nipper.
6shooter cowboy guns that fired caps, a raygun that sparked,
a plastic winchester rifle,
tarzan knife, swords, peashooter,catapult.
childhood was a arms race.
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It’s all smoke and mirrors, you cannot walk into the army / navy stores and say :
Can I have.
1/2 dozen Typhoons.
10 challenger 3’s
A dozen F35’s.
5000 sqaddies.
These things take YEARS to build / train..!
It’s not like 1942, where you could knock out a Lancaster in three weeks…
The public are being lied to -again.
STARMER YOU PRIME CUNT..!
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£18 billion to £15 billion.STARMBOT YOU IDIOT FIX OUR DEFENCES FIRST INSTEAD OF SPLASHING CASH ON DOLE DODGERS.
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but apparently we do have the money to waste £1bn on using cleaner fuel for the RAF jets, note for the cost of a grand virtue signalling exercise you could buy another 10 F35 Jets, can someone please explain how these insane decisions are ever waived through. Its a religion.
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An inevitable “go fund me” page to pay for some more “cosmetic procedures”?
How about taking yer dads bank cards phone and/or laptop off him and staying with him to help?
Common sense approach?
Nah,blame someone else,after all it’s the Modern British way.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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Reading the story somewhat sad as the poor bugger had been a firefighter for 22 years. One has to wonder was it the job that turned him into an alchonaut.
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Cheers.
🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻
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In honour of the great VS:
If only he’d saved all his money instead of spending it on booze, he could have spent it all on booze.
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O/T…bad enough is claiming identity politics could lead to civil war….well you gap toothed domehead your party had enough time in power and did sweet f.a. but exacabate the problem, so hopefully you may be right on this 🤐
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Labour, Tory, same backside with same shit from the same hole. Lib Dum, ‘Green’ Party, the shit stains left from the same shit.
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They all deserve a visit to traitors gate.
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Perkins? How apposite.
Looks like a pair of diesel dykes!
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Haven’t read the nom. A glance at the two of em tells me all I need to know.
Oven please Unkle, and can you film the melting plastic. Cheers.
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Oh indeed LDC.
Like a burning Action Man tank in 1979.
(Please note that Palitoy does not condone setting fire to your Action Man or his vehicles nor throwing him out of your bedroom window in a makeshift parachute once alight).
Thank You.
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Thankyou sir. Gent and a scholar.
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My old man used to refill his own shotgun cartridges and, obviously, had a tin of gunpowder.
You can imagine the carnage, UT.
Lost a few good (Action) men during that campaign.
Bally good show.
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