Connie and Daisy Perkins


What a pair of naive cunts we have here, while its always sad to lose a family member, blaming uber eats or similar for an alcoholic getting alcohol seems a bit too attention seeking for me.

BBC News?

Even if said alcoholic had no deliveries from uber eats, he would sure as hell have managed to get his drinks, even if bed bound, any supermarket will happily deliver drink for the princely sum of free to a few quid.

Or he could simply have wobbled to the shop, or drove drunk, or whatever.

As much as I detest uber eats and their “riders” with large foreheads with strange baldness patterns and Eritrean names I simply could not care if they want to make money delivering anything to anyone who feels the need to use them.

It would seem a tad unfair to neglect Alex Hughes, also a cunt. BBC News?

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

60 thoughts on “Connie and Daisy Perkins

  1. What in the name of Martin Buchan’s boots is that vile grotesquerie on the left?
    It looks like a cross between an Easter Island statue and Neil from the Young Ones.

    That would have given the five year old Norman regular nightmares. Come to think of it mind, it (not a he or she. It’s a fucking it!) might give me bad dreams now.

  2. I recently ordered and received three 1lt bottles of Baileys. The price was amazing and tons cheaper than supermarkets.

    I love the stuff, shot ( or 3 of Baileys ), top up with iced coffee, etc voila milkshake for adults.

    The delivery bloke asked me for my year of birth. No other proof of age, but in fairness I’m 72 and look it.

    I’m not drinking it at 6am, it takes me months to get through that amount and I probably have two ( ahem ) milkshakes a week, at most.

    I’m going to be seriously pissed off if some bastard love child of a Klingon manages to bring about a ban on alcohol deliveries.

  3. The Twins never said what alcopops tipple of choice was did they?

    id guess cider?
    proper tramps drink that.

    Tramps an cousin fuckers to be inclusive.

    I only drink bitter an whisky.
    bit snobby i am.
    Doubt he was that fussy?
    drink fuckin handwash when shaking like a dog shittin peach pits.

    • To be fair Mis, he probably drank whatever was on special offer.

      Alcoholics stop being choosey at a certain stage.

      They may start out all Benedictine brandy, but quickly move to 8 Ace.

    • My nextdoor neighbour ( when I was still on good terms with her ) foolishly let her alcoholic brother move in with her when his wife kicked him out.

      It was appalling, and mainly responsible for the breakdown in our relationship, the way he behaved. Still, you can’t educate pork.

  4. iced coffee JP?
    its nice that is,
    ive had that.

    like iced tea too.

    im very sophisticated in my tastes.

    • Christ, we’ll be wearing monocles and calling each other ” old boy ” next.

      And yeah, iced coffee is lovely, got addicted to it on my first holiday in Greece, many years ago. I even drink it in Winter!

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