No doubt many will have heard of Swatch who make cheap plastic watches in funny colours..
In the latest bout of sheeple madness they’ve “collaborated” with the luxury watch brand Audemars Piguet to make some cheap plastic pocket watches worth about a tenner..
However this plastic tat has caught the publics attention..
“Swatch have closed their stores in cities across the UK after hundreds of people queued outside branches eager to buy a new limited watch.
The Swiss firm said it would not open, external its branches in the capital “in light of safety considerations for both our customers and our staff”.
Stores in Birmingham, Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester and Sheffield will also remain closed.
The firm had been due to launch their new “Royal Pop” pocket watch collaboration with luxury watchmaker Audemars Piguet, with eight models priced from £335.
However the watch has been put on resale online for up to £16,000.”
Fuck off its a plastic fob watch with a cheap movement stuck inside it.
“In the Liverpool One retail area, some shoppers had been camping for two days outside the Paradise Street store.
Merseyside Police said they received a report that “a group of males were acting in an aggressive manner and making threats” outside the shop at about 07:00 BST on Saturday.
“Officers attended and the crowd dispersed shortly afterwards,” a force spokesperson added.”
Dear me the grasping stupidity of the masses is quite astounding.
Perhaps Our New Hero Andy Burnham will be throwing them into the crowds during his by election campaign?
Mass produced Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Ever looked through that magazine GQ?
its meant to be a mens magazine.
just adverts for mens perfume ,
overpriced watches, sunglasses ,
other shite nobody needs.
Youd have to be a right mug to pay 200 qide to smell like a puff,
woo falls for this marketing tripe?
afat from Nichola Sturgeons ex husband.
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GQ stands for Gây Qůeër magazine…what were you doing reading it, MNC?
I hope you didn’t feel a tingling down below as you were leafing through the pages…
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It should be banned.
Bad for morale.
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it was in the dentists waiting room.
even had a mans handbag for a very fair £600!!
Did get semi hard, but that might have been nerves .
Hey Thomas, my dentists are Sihks.
think i should ask them about the Henry Nowak murder?
and ask to see their ritual daggers?
after any treatment obviously.
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Ask them if they sterilise their ritual daggers before they use them on patients.
Is that how your missing teeth to which you previously alluded were extracted?! 🗡
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in that dentist waiting room is a big fish tank on one wall and a big telly on the other.
The telly just shows adverts for dental treatment.
Having these implants.
A fake tooth screwed into your jawbone ( rawlplugs not supplied)
The people on the advert said itd changed their lives.
Dead confident now,
happier, not shy to smile.
only 6 grand.
fuck me.
id never smile again if i spent 6grand on a fake tooth.
I sit facing the fishtank,
working out itd cost me around 40 grand to fill in the gaps in my dazzling smile..
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