The latest banning by F1 bosses leads me to think we are really heading in the wrong direction. First it was darts, then boxing and now F1 It may not be important to some, but I for one actually fucking like to look at pretty woman, unashamedly so. I was born this way, can’t help it and I refuse to grovel and apologise for just being a man.

SkyNews have a poll on their website, 16% for the ban and 84% against the ban. But they will still ban it won’t they ? All because some bra-less hairy femanazi’s think it’s demeaning. Personally I think it’s just more minority appeasing/virtue signalling bollocks. I hate where we are heading with this – can’t do this – can’t do that bullshit. These girls do have a choice, take the money or fuck off and go earn a living another way. Just like I do everyday, take a job on if I like the deal or fuck it off if I don’t like the deal. Simple.

What happened to ‘Keep calmn and carry on’. It’s now all ‘Get hysterical and and send in the fun police’. For fucks sake is this the start of the Islamification of our society. Some say they are savages with a centuries old ideology, but it seems we are now aspiring to their levels of zero tolerance, perhaps they are centuries ahead of us because they have been behaving this way for hundreds of years.

People are losing their jobs because they touched a colleague on the knee, or made a pass at them, They call it unwanted sexual advances. Well how the fuck are you supposed to know if it’s wanted or unwanted until you try it on ? Some of you may have been to one of those Argintinean grills where you have a red/green place mat. Red side up means no more meat, green side up means more meat please. That way the waiter doesn’t have to keep asking you. Our woman could do the same to save us from being confused. At the moment they all look like empty plates to us.

Maybe in years to come girls around the world will be gagging for cock simply because men will be to afraid to even think of making the first move.

Nominated by Cunt Vader

The LBC Washington Correspondent Simon Marks is a Uranium enriched biased cunt that is massively overdue a cunting.

During the American election campaign this totally unbiased liberal piece of shit would report in on daily basis to the O’Shithead show for a spot of self congratulatory denegration of Trump and his campaign, he’d often find himself speechless at the latest Trump rant commenting ‘well if Trump felt he’d not alienated enough voters he certainly has now’.

Marks would go on….. the safe money is on Clinton, Trump is a liability who’s insulted his way through the Primaries but there’s not a single commentator that believes he could ever win the Presidency….

Oh dear….. looks like you’re wrong Simon. So what’s a cunt like Simon do next? Well in an attempt to prove himself right he spends the next year filing completely biased reports to a biased audience that will give them air time, bring on o’Shithead.

A cursory glance of this cunts website confirms my suspicion that the last thing in the world the cunt is is objective.

That said Simon gives a good account of himself, clearly his resume is written by himself and as such he pays no attention to his achievements, such as being President and Chief Correspondent for. FSN the ‘worlds leading independent broadcast news agency’ which is owned and operated by….. Simon Marks. Fuck me you couldn’t make it up.

Nominated by Cunty McCuntface.

I’d like to nominate “snowflake sports” for a cunting.

We all know the joys of snowflake cunts pissing around atop plastic broomsticks on 5-a-side pitch pretending to play the imaginary game Quidditch from Harry Potter (football/hockey mixture with a child’s toy stuck between your legs), Pod Racing from Star Wars (basically a dodgem car drag race on a straight track – no bumping!) and Tron’s “Deadly Discs” (two cunts throwing Frisbees at one another, wearing full body padding, helmets and goggles – just in case they melt) but now – as covered by our very own Snowflake Central liberati spewing machine the ABBC – we have “Mermaiding”, and yes it is exactly what you would imagine!

Sad cunts wear a pull on mermaid’s tail and then swim by flapping their legs up and down. That’s it.

The objective: to swim like a mermaid. So who wins? The fastest cunt? The cunt who swims the furthest underwater? The cunt who swims the longest distance?

Well the objective of who wins (as with all snowflake endeavours) wasn’t so much to find the best (because “best” and “brightest” are baaaad words in modern society) but to be inclusive and will probably be based on the very subjective notion who most embraces/resembles the motion of a mermaid in full flow.

Hmmm, so what archive/library footage of mermaids will they be referring to when making these assessments? Splash? A Disney cartoon?

No doubt there will be points for artistic impression too – which would explain why their outfits were as garish as any Rio carnival costume rather than a perfunctory black or blue colour.

No surprises then that the cunts in flake central want to make it an Olympic sport (to go alongside pole dancing no doubt – yes also to be an Olympic “Sport”).

Well let me tell you now – snowflake cunts – there’s already an Olympic swimming discipline where you legs are together and you flap them up and down, it’s called the butterfly stroke and you use your arms as well and it’s all about who is the fastest, i.e., the BEST over a given distance because that’s all any (normal) fucker cares about in a real sport!

So instead of inventing/recreating imaginary sports why not just try and get better – or at least participate in –
real sports. Oh but that’s right, real sports have a definable objective and that’s baaaad because it identifies the best (and “best” is baaaad in an “inclusive” flake society isn’t it)!

Triggered? Then please feel free to paddle off to any fucking safe space of your choosing. The shallow end is ? way!

Fucking snowflake cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Bullshit on food packaging to trick the dumb into thinking it’s healthy…… Why the fuck when I buy a 330ml can of fizzy sugar does it give me the nutrition values ‘per 165ml serving’…. What kind of cunt would drink half a can of fizz and save the other half for the next day?

Or when some gm processed to fuck mechanically recovered meat based turd in a pack has ‘no artificial flavourings’ on the front of its packaging…. No shit sherlock but it does have 13 e numbers, artificial preservatives, artificial colouring, emulsifiers, binding agents and who knows what the fuck else in it…. Stop being cunts and trying to mislead dumb cunts…… Most of us know it’s dodgy shit but it tastes good…… Just man up and tell it like it is. If people like shit they will buy shit don’t need the bullshit…..

We all know cigs are bad and now there are pictures of some poor fuck coughing up a lung on every side of the pack but smokers still smoke. If I fancy eating or drinking some shit in a tray or piss in a can I will but don’t need some fucker pissing down my back but telling me it’s raining…… Cunts

Nominated by Cunt dracula.

Here are the Subject Pronouns (and subsequent Object Pronouns) we have in the English language:

I (me)
You (you)
He (him)
She (her)
It (it)
We (us)
They (them)

These are all you need for subjects or objects. There are singular ones and plural ones. There are only two genders therefore we have male ones and female pronouns. That is all.

If someone wants to call themself a different gender to the one they were born, I shan’t say anything; if someone wishes to take hormones after ‘changing gender’ because Nature made a mistake, I shan’t interfere; if someone wants to cut off their John Thomas & growbag or perhaps have some sewn on, I won’t become involved.

Similarly, leave me alone when you require I use non-gender pronouns to describe whichever category you have chosen to belong. Ze, sve, ghe, zir, etc will not be used by me. Actually, none of the 60+ new non-binary (sigh) pronouns will be used. To be told to use any others, to be compelled to, is, naturally, an infringement of Freedom of Speech.

There have been talks of imprisonment if people don’t comply. I thought Human rights were supposed to liberate, not imprison. This is Forced Speech, compelling words into the mouths of individuals and threatening to punish them if they don’t comply. Don’t force me to use words with which I disagree and I won’t force you to say you’re mentally ill.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.