Congratulations to Proper Cunt who correctly predicted that Stephen ‘Davros’ Hawking was the next celeb to kick the bucket (not literally obviously)!

Seems that the author of the world’s most boring book will write no more, so it’s not all bad news. Dioclese nominated him for years before changing horses. No staying power that bloke!

So we move on to Dead Pool 87.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

I could never understand why it costs many millions to repair the reported potholes (6312) of Surrey for example. Or indeed billions nationally. I have repaired potholes at the end of my driveway where it joins the main road. You buy a bag of tarmac, you dig out the loose stones and dirt from the hole till it’s nice and clean and solid, throw in the tarmac and voila!, it’s good for 4 to 5 years for 3 quid plus my time (1 hour) .

That doesn’t cost millions does it? I was watching a news program on TV showing councils repairing potholes. They had a road gang with 3 to 5 massive machines, stripped the entire road surface for a hundred yards and replaced the entire road. Quoted cost? 200k.

Ah! I then saw why this is a billion pound problem. Replace 100% of the surface for a 1% problem or else the potholes might come back. This has the benefit of using up any spare council slush money swilling about before the end of the budget cycle. Have you noticed the increase in road repair activity in February and March. So the sad state of the roads is a political Aunt Sally to maintain council budgets, and ‘relationships’ with the construction industry.

Pothole repair is rubbished by these experts as it doesn’t last as long as proper resurfacing. But if your planned resurfacing is way longer than the lifetime of our pothole repair then you are full of shit.

The good thing about potholes though, is that lots of cyclists in Lycra get their bollocks crushed every year.

Nominated by Mrs B, Essex

What a fucking waste of time homeschooling is, turning out antisocial fuckwits on society who can barely do their ABC’s

My friend’s retarded, welfare sucking daughter, who’s as dim as a Toc H lamp, is allowed to home school her two simian kids.(Of course the father plays the lead role in “The Fugitive”)

The kids, who are terminally fucking stupid and can’t count past two, have been taught every trick in the book… how to get free food from the foodbank, how to suck churches into giving them free holidays, how to get medical marijuana, how to maximize your welfare handout, where to get Christmas handouts. I could make a list as long as anyone wants it to be as long as they don’t want the ability to read,write, add or look after personal hygiene to be among the items.

As soon as they leave school they’ll be rejects because they don’t know how to interact with other humans, having spent most of their lives in a trailer watching fucking rugmuncher “Ellen” or Dr Fucking Eggshell Blond Phil.

I don’t know how it is in other parts of the world but we spend a shitload of money here in Vancouver on this sewage disposal of a program…. and it turns out social morons like a conveyor belt

Send them to “soft school” like they did when I was a kid, or force the fucking idiot parents to be educated themselves

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker