A lightweight cunting for Lucy Worsley.
I am keen on history and will watch most programmes that inform and interest. Until, that is, I tried to watch a programme fronted by Lucy fucking Worsley.
What a simpering, childlike, preening cunt. The object of her presentation seems to be for her to dress up. Like an objectionable, precocious child. Showy and impossibly posh. A repulsive, pointless, twee cunt.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Never for one minute believed all the huffing and puffing over a coupla dead Ruskies in Salisbury. So a few Putin goons wafted a spot orf spy spray over a double agent/dodgy oligarch and his missisky. Par for the course doine me neck orf the woods. Johnson and May outraged and defending the honour orf Blighty? International incident? Fuck orfski. Just a media smokescreen to cover their total capitulation over the terms orf the Brexit negotiation.
Now they have slipped that one past the ever vigilant newshounds orf the media we get reports orf how they are backing orf on their hard line stance, reducing the rhetoric ect ect. Blighty’s defences are fucked, we have no diplomatic leverage and our “allies” have issued their communiques very vaguely in our support and offered to hold our coat in any fight. Needless to say the old British Bulldog no longer has a pair orf dentures that fit so once again, discretion being the better part of value, we bottle it and retreat, the laughing stock orf the world.
Poor old Blighty. Can we fall any lower?
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
Jewish,Muslim,Christian etc….I care not. Ban all religious teaching in schools. There’s plenty of time when people get older for them to decide if religion suits them. As it is,most teachers at these places are raving maniacs or deviants. They should only be allowed to spout their gibberish to people sensible enough to tell them to “Fuck Off.”
God doesn’t belong in schools. He belongs in the minds of mentally ill degenerates. Keep him there.
Fuck them.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler
Ted Danson love child and al-BBC snowflake Steph McGovern needs a cunting.
Everyone knows al-Beeb ties itself up in knots appeasing and pandering to every hand wringing, whining “Me Me Me” minority cuntlords and now this shoe faced twat has jumped on the bandwagon.
“Posh presenters earn more than me, its not a gender issue, its partly down to class”, well boo fucking hoo. I’m of the opinion if you are good enough regardless of sex/race whatever, you get the job, anything less is just tokenistic fuckwittery and leads to a substandard service. Particularly apt the BBC cunts since they have an overload of useless wimmin, token ethnics, gays, and St Gary of Linicunt that we fucking pay for.
And coming from Middlesbrough which is regularly named in top 10 UK shitholes (apologises any cunters, not had the pleasure of visiting if you hail from here) she should lick the BBC sphincter raw since the poor mite has got a pay rise which had “just now” reached six figures.
Another cunt moaning about injustice and the unfairness of it all, wallowing in victimhood status while sucking the BBC tit.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator
Co ngratulations to Boilsucker who secures a win by picking former Eurovision host Katie Boyle who died today at 91.So we move on to Dead Pool 89.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My Picks :(Shaun)
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Johnny Clegg
Marieke Vervoot
Colin Butts