Dead Pool [101]

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Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly predicted that Spiderman co-creator Steve Ditko would be the next dead dude.He was 90 and was found dead in his house from a suspected heart attack.

On to Dead Pool 101.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Spencer P Jones
John McCain

Adults in kids T shirts

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Grown adults who wear kids T-Shirts are cunts….

I’m talking about tossers who are in their 20s onwards who wear Marvel T-Shirts (usually to do with all that modern film franchise shit and not the Stan Lee/Jack Kirby originals)… And the worst ones? Grown adults wearing Hogwarts sweaters and Harry Potter T-Shirts…. They’re mostly daft wimmin, but I have seen some men in Potter gear as well… These cunts are the saddest twats imaginable…. Because any adult who even admits to liking Potter (or anything by J Kunt Rowling) has to be a phenomenal cunt….

Nominated by Norman

Penguin Publishing

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Penguin Publishing. These cunts – who may I remind everyone are THE BIGGEST PUBLISHING COMPANY IN THE WORLD – have removed the requirement for a degree from all of their jobs in an effort to stop judging on merit and boost ‘diversity’ (unless its diversity of opinion, obviously). That’s right – these cunts, who are practically the Disney of the publishing world, who operate in a field where high standards in terms of grammar and literature skills and the like are not only desirable but necessary, have now removed the requirement for a degree from all their jobs, and in doing so have effectively said that poor literary standards are perfectly acceptable so long as their diversity quota gets boosted. Fucking cunts.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

The London Bombers

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A severe cunting for the four bastards who killed 52 people in London on this day in 2005.

Mohammad Sidique Khan was the ringleader, recruiting sergeant and main financier of the 7/7 plot. He grew up in the Beeston area of Leeds. He killed six people at Edgware Road on the Circle Line.

Shehzad Tanweer was Khan’s right-hand man in planning and executing the London bombings. Outwardly he seemed assimilated into British life, working in his father’s fish and chip shop and regularly playing cricket. He killed seven people at Aldgate on the Circle Line.

Jermaine Lindsay was a Jamaican-born Muslim convert who never made a secret of his extremist views. He was brought up by his mother in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, where he alarmed his teachers by attempting to radicalise impressionable younger pupils. He killed 26 people between King’s Cross and Russell Square on the Piccadilly line.

Hasib Hussain was the youngest member of the terror cell at 18. He was an unexceptional teenager who had an ordinary upbringing in the Holbeck area of Leeds. He went on to kill 13 people on a number 30 bus in Tavistock Square.

Let’s sincerely hope that these murdering cunts are rotting in hell wondering what the fuck happened to all those virgins they were promised. Islam is, of course, a religion of peace. Thankfully there’s nothing quite as peaceful as a dead terrorist.

Ain’t multiculturalism a wonderful thing?

Nominated by Dioclese

The NHS [3]

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The NHS is due a uber cunting.

Even after various scandals including Harold Shipman, Mid Staffs and now fucking Gosport they STILL have the arrogance and the sheer gall to think they’re above criticism and are incapable of making mistakes and have absolutely no reason to improve because they see themselves as some omnibenevolent, morally virtuous, beloved public service who are the guardian angels of British society.

Well, they’re not – they’re a bunch of bureaucratic cunts who keep squandering the British taxpayer’s money on yet more measures to paper over the cracks, all whilst repeatedly ignoring the serious systemic issues at the heart of the organisation and treating anyone who even so much as dares to bring up these issues or suggest improvements as pariahs. And that’s just scratching the fucking surface – if I went into detail this would become as long as a QDM cunting!

By this point, I would honestly be in favour of privatising our complete and utter deadly farce of a health service. Fucking cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

The NHS in England has decided it is going to stop providing treatment where it considers it ineffective – for which read not cost effective. The 17 treatments it plans to remove will, apparently, affect about 100,000 people every year and free up an estimated £200m.

Great unless you’re Mrs D who is waiting for a steroid injection (after the referral was fucked up and we’ve been waiting 16 weeks for an appointment that hasn’t been requested!) and for treatment for varicose veins (which the GP says is urgent because it could lead to potentially fatal DVT or blood clots).

Have any of the cunts running this pile of crap actually worked out that if you don’t treat some of this stuff, then it could lead to conditions further down the road which involve treatments that potentially cost even more than money they’re saving on minor procedures? No, of course they haven’t.

I’d give the fuckers the finger, but that would be difficult as they’re also going to stop treating Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

Bloody idiots! The lunatics are running the asylum (assuming it hasn’t bee replaced by social care on the community, of course…)

Nominated by Dioclese

I am currently in Royal Surrey hospital waiting at outpatients. I have never been here before.

If the NHS is so fucking great, why is there a cafe and an M&S by the foyer? Why does it look and feel like a motorway service station? Why is there an open backed gallery in a corridor (where it’s supposed to be clean)? And why the fuck does the stench of bureaucracy fill the air like an oppressive macro-infection?

The apparently wonderful NHS is a perfect example of why big organisations are not only bad, but enherently evil in their impersonal and dismissive nature.

To think that this thing, so obviously corrupt, inefficient, and downright awful, is anything more than a pile of old wank, you must really be a cunt.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

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