Radio phone in callers.
These stupid cunting morons get right on my tits. 90% complete mad idiots. 10% lonely geriatric twats with nothing to say.
Then 100% of them spend 10 minutes saying Hi to everyone they fucking know? Why? I don’t need to hear you greeting your pervy uncle fucking ken. You daft bastard. Fuck off and play some choones.
Nominated by Cuntoxed
Craft beer is a right pile off piss
‘Craft’ beer is a product of our times and is an absolute cunt drunk by cunts. Time was when there were two types of beer drinker: lovers of proper hand-pulled ale and those who preferred lager. Fair enough. Now, though, pubs are awash with bearded hipster twats, with Peaky Blinders haircuts, stupid specs and skin tight jeans, wanking their way through ‘beer flights’ and third of a pint measures of sheer piss masquerading as ‘craft beer’.
Stupid flavoured beers and IPA’s full of pungent hops that mask the actual inadequacies of the product.
The most ironic thing of all is that the big brewers, who were supposed to be left behind by the ‘new wave beer revolution’ are now taking advantage of the gullible twats who drink this shit and are punting out piss water on the supermarket shelves at £2.00 for a 330ml tin, next to their normal stuff at £1.10 for a 500ml can. They’re laughing all the way to the bank.
When the trend for craft beer passes, as it surely will, the proper stalwarts of good brewing will still be there: Hook Norton, Timothy Taylor, Samuel Smith, Shepherd Neame, Batemans, Deuchars and the rest.
Craft Beer is a cunt and the people who drink it are cunts.
Fuck off the lot of you.
Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface
Professor Daniel Pollack-Petzner.
Who the fuck? See the piece below:
The classic family film Mary Poppins has been branded racist by a US academic who accuses Dame Julie Andrews of ‘blacking up’ with soot while dancing with chimney sweeps.
In a piece for the New York Times, Professor Daniel Pollack-Pelzner criticises one of the film’s iconic moments, when Mary Poppins joins Dick Van Dyke’s Bert to dance on a rooftop for the classic song ‘Step in Time.’
So now we know. Soot is inherently racist in kiddies’ films and American academics live on planet Half-wit.
I always knew van Dyke was a cunt.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Sajiv Javid needs a cunting.
This cunt, who for the first time in this job does something good in refusing Shamishitta the cunt terrorist re-entry to UKistan, has now back tracked as I strongly suspected he would, saying he wouldn’t leave anyone stateless.
So with all the evidence stacked against her this cunt is going to let the unrepentant whore back in; as strongly as I feel about this situation my ears pricked up when Sanjiv said fuck off, and I thought great someone with some sense but now I’m thinking just another attention seeking spineless cunt just like Shamshitta’s lawyer.
This country is fucked when it’s run by the very cunts we voted Brexit to stop coming in…..
Nominated by fuglyucker
I know it’s become repetitive by this point but can I please put forward an EMERGENCY CUNTING for that utterly useless sell out bitch the Maybot for offering MPs a Brexit delay vote and a vote to conclusively rule out No Deal?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47373996
We all knew she was going to pull some sort of sly trick like this eventually but now that it’s actually happened and now the Brexit dream is over I’m experiencing an anger that I didn’t think even I was capable of. Once again democracy in this country has descended into a complete and utter fucking farce thanks to the whims of an abominable woman who makes Chamberlain look like a colossus by comparison! Corrupt, self serving, inept, undemocratic CUNT!!!!!
Nominated by OpinionatedCunt