It seems that there are a lot of people about who are taking the piss. Literally. According to that fount of knowledge ‘The Remoaniad’, five thousand members of the group ‘Urine Therapy’ regularly bathe in, wash with, or drink their own piss.

This gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘taking the waters’. Unsurprisingly, there’s absolutely no scientific evidence to support this ‘therapy’; it’s quackery pure and simple. I’m just surprised that given the number of mugs about, some enterprising soul hasn’t bottled his own waste and flogged it to punters as ‘Old Mother Hubbard’s Therapeutic Elixir’ or something. Cures worms, verrucas, piles and constipation. Ferment it, and you’ve got this year’s must try drink for wine pseuds to eulogise over; ‘Chateau Neuf de Gypsy’s Kiss’.

Now I’m the first to admit that I’ve necked some rough stuff over the years, assorted beverages that may, in colloquial terms, be likened to drinking piss. But there’s a line drawn in the sand which I reckon isn’t to be crossed. Unless, of course, some odd but brave soul will put his hand up to sampling some of the amber nectar, and is prepared to come on and share his experiences.

After all, it takes all sorts…

Nominated by Ron Knee

Insurance companies

What a bunch of grasping, greedy, unprincipled cunts.

The entire insurance “ industry” is based on the idea of charging huge sums of money to cover your risks and then find some “reason” not to pay out your claim.

The sickening legal requirement for drivers to be insured means that, whether you like it or not, you have to pay these utter cunts large premiums for the privilege of knowing that they will default on their spurious promises.

What a load of wank faced cunts. Where I come from, we call it theft. Motherfucking twats!

Nominated by Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe

I’d like to nominate clueless and compulsive sharers of clickbait and political memes, especially those who read a headline, post it to facebook having not read the article.

I think it speaks volumes about the dopeyness, infantilism and attention-nuking effect social media is instilling in adults, many of the graduates.
The sources are always the same; Huffpost, Mail Online, The Canary, Vox, the Independent… all using headlines designed to scream at the dulled minds of social media users and shared regardless of content or substance.

This only leads to the sharer being mocked as more discerning friends rip the sensationalist rubbish to tatters before their eyes, making them feel foolish.

The sad part is, although these people are your friends, their willingness to share any old half-truth because it makes them feel better about themselves, or hating The Orange One, and having not actually read the article or exercised any skepticism (many dont read books, or are rendered cognitively incapable of digesting ‘long form’ formats) makes you question why you ever decided to befriend the cunt.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

An emergency cunting please for this silly trollop with a little girl voice. A Cambridge Remainer sits in a BBC studio stark bollock naked and invites Jacob Rees-Moog to join her. What a daft arsehole the woman is. Lock her up -preferably in a cell with rapists.

How fucking desperate are the Remainers and their parliamentary faggots getting. They have clearly lost the plot.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The Cunts ‘evolving’ car design, designing out safe features and designing in dangerous ones.

Last year I noticed a car entering a roundabout with one of its front lights out, not unusual I thought as modern cars often blow bulbs with their top class electronics and cunt drivers often drive with their front fog lights on when not required (a needed cunting in itself). But I noticed it again a while later as a car turned with one light out and then again and more frequently during the year before I twigged it..

Some cunt of a car designer had seen fit to design fog lights that light up individually in the direction of the turn. Bunch of bastards! Fog lights are for fog, if you want to signal an intended direction change then indicators are the expected and safe norm, not a lazy automatic single fog light, you cunts!

Same with Audi, not content with a simple and safe ‘instant on’ indicator, they have to design in a novel wanker feature to rise above the other marques.. Namely the delayed action knight rider style incremental LED indicator! What a cunt.. Such cutting edge design now means that when the Audi cunt indicates (which they rarely do), there is a one second delay while the led gets going and actually starts to scroll / indicate. Progress indeed. dangerous delay more like.

Finally, the latest design fad to reduce road safety is the eradication of the indicator side (front wing) repeater on modern motors with the added bonus of the front corner indicators being located on the inner headlight rather than outside it. If one of these cunts comes round a roundabout and actually indicates (quite rare) you can’t see the indicator as it resides grill side of a cunting bright HID headlight. ++good !

All of which means that if a modern car is behind me I can see it clearly as it burns a hole in my retina with its HID headlights, but if it’s coming around a roundabout or in / out of a junction I’ve generally no idea what it’s doing as the driver is most often a complete cunt on wheels and the car designers have made the car’s indicator systems completely useless!

Nominated by CuntryCunt