Owen Jones (15)

Yet another nomination for this little mincing soy boy bender who, with his mates in Momentum, wants to “shut down” Britain because the little cunt doesn’t like prorogation.

Let’s have an election and kick the Labour party in the bollocks – to make sure it will take the decades to get back into power.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

What is it about Owen Jones tbat makes anyone take the slightest notice of him?

For a start he writes bollocks for a left wing anti Brexit rag. Then again he has a radio show where anyone who points out that he’s talking bollocks gets immediately shouted down. Thirdly he contradicts himself all the time.

Jones reckons that suspending Parliament is deeply undemocratic – but ignoring the biggest plebiscite in British history and the votes of 17.4 million voters somehow isn’t?

Owen Jones is an enigma and a prime example of the malaise that is afflicting modern Britain…

Nominated by Dioclese

Ken Clarke (4)

Ken Clarke, the stupid old twat, has said that he would support a Labour government led by Cuntbyn if it would prevent a No-deal Brexit, but only as long as he wouldn’t introduce any of the more extreme Labour policies.

So what do you think he would do if he became PM, you daft old cunt?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Left of Centre Voters

I would like to nominate anyone who votes for labour because “that’s what pop always did.”

Actually, fuck that… I nominate anyone who votes left of centre.

MSM call hard left – activists
MSM call hard right – extremists

Now, both are as bad as each other but activists doesn’t evoke strong emotions such as extremists.

I will not bring my kids up to believe that they are entitled to anything they want. I have strong values of aspiration and bettering yourself. Hand outs should be for the absolute needy and not wanty breed of cunts.

My wife and I work hard and live on a new estate… where, guess what, 25% of houses have to be ‘affordable’ aka council houses. Now, everyone needs to live somewhere but why are social housing residents driving around in brand new Audi Q7’s and Porsche Cayennes? And why integrate them when they don’t want to integrate.

Anyone who votes left of centre is a cunt.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

Capita

A corporate cunting please for this firm of governmental and authority whores:

On many occasions, their jobsworths have denied people who are literally dying of terrible illnesses the benefits many have paid for over the years, because they ‘fail’ their tests – tests that they design to be failed.

Last year, in yet another of their fuck-ups, they were fined which is, for them, a nominal sum of £10,000, but unable to cope with that loss they now have the fucking cheek to go to court to have the case reversed:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49208240

Why don’t Capita employees do the decent thing and get themselves jobs as ponces in Parisian pissoirs?

Fuck them.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The Green Party

These fuckin’ head cases are way due a good cunting.

When I thought about this, I came to the conclusion that this nomination writes itself. I just need to extract a few points from their last manifesto and it is self evident that these cunts make the Monster Raving Loony Party appear sane. They might appear “cuddly” to some naive voters, but just read below and these fuckers will blow your mind. Will Caroline Lucas tell you about these policies? Will she fuck. All this is buried within environmental concerns, the fuckin’ Brit hating bastards.

Merely being a member of Al-Qaeda, the IRA and other currently proscribed terrorist groups will no longer be a criminal offence under Green plans, and instead a Green Government should seek to “address desperate motivations that lie behind many atrocities labelled ‘terrorist’.

Britain will leave NATO, end the special relationship with the US, and unilaterally abandon nuclear weapons. A standing Army, Navy and Air Force are “unnecessary”. Bases will be turned into nature reserves and the arms industry “converted” to producing wind turbines.

A Green Government will “progressively reduce” border controls, including an amnesty for illegal immigrants after five years.

Access to benefits, the right to vote and tax obligations will apply to everyone living on British soil, regardless of passport. The policy book states: “We will work to create a world of global inter-responsibility in which the concept of a ‘British national’ is irrelevant and outdated.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt