A watermelon-sized cunting for the Lord Charles-faced, militant eco-nutter Frances Corner and the faculty of Goldsmith’s University.

As new Head Academic Dr of Fuckbeans, she/they/it wants to ban beef from the campus of Goldsmiths.

How that will prevent cows from farting is unknown, but apparently staff and students at the college are passionate about climate change and are ready to bore everyone to death using the tactics of the libtard camp, green left; by virtue signalling and banning stuff people enjoy.

What a bunch of soy swilling cunts.

If I didn’t have to work for a living I’d turn up in the cafeteria with a bap and two 8oz beef burgers, 5 rashers of bacon and a slice of cheddar and tuck in, right in front of those anaemic bastard snowflakes.

Corner would soon take off in her JohnnyCab to find a Community Cohesion Officer.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Sorry if this has already been cunted, but I want to nominate the words such as “mansplain” and “manspreading” for a cunting.

So basically the term “mansplaining” is for when men explain something in a patronising or condescending way. So what’s wrong with using the words patronising and condescending? It also implies that its only men who can be patronising and condescending. Which is just not true. Some of the most condescending arseholes I have met have been men, but some of them have also been women.

The phrase “manspreading” is when a man sits down and has his legs spread wide and takes up space.

Now I don’t know about anyone else, but when I sit down, I have my legs spread out because that’s the most comfortable position. I’m not doing it as some sort of alpha, posturing, territorial bollocks. Now I’m not the biggest of blokes, but I have quite chunky legs from weight training and its the most natural way for me to sit; I’m not encroaching on someone else’s seat because I have a respect for other people’s personal space and my own.

Again it also suggests that women never spread out and take up other people’s space, which anyone who’s gone anywhere after a day shopping with the missus knows is BS.

For example:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4522350/Hilarious-photographs-women-FEMSPREADING.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESxRXECdMSk

The point is that people can be twats regardless of whether they are male or female/ non-binary/identify as a purple octopus/ etc…..

…but I suppose that doesn’t fit with this skewed agenda of all men being bad just for having been born.

Nominated by Cunt Duckula

This programme is without a doubt the most “woke” show on TV. Now in its fifth series, it is written by self loathing, white Bum Lord, Peter Nowalk, who has clearly taken it upon himself to lambaste white straight males and use a television station’s backing to do it.

Every single character is either gay or if heterosexual, has gay leanings. The very few who don’t are white males and portrayed as completely dense cunts, or actual murderers

The main protagonist, Annalise Keating is played by Viola Davis, who no doubt in collusion with the writer, is using it as a platform to promote causes like ‘Black Lives Matter,’ etc.

I said to my wife last night, after the Keating character defended her ex boyfriend’s father – a black man who’d been in jail for murder for decades – that when she gets him off, just you watch something will happen to him during his transfer out of jail. Lo and behold the very next scene, he is dead. How I hear you ask?

Well, I refer back to my previous comment where I continued, not only will something happen, but he will end up dead at the hands of racist white guards. And so it came to pass. The guards said he went for their gun and they shot him. Fair enough you say. Nope, the show then takes as fact that he has been murdered by these guards. Add to this a massive over representation of people of colour, but only in heroic jobs. Anyone who would in the normal scheme of things be thought of as a cunt, is obviously white, straight and male.

Other noteworthy characters

Oliver – gay IT cunt
Connor – gay trainee lawyer cunt
Laurel – Mexican cunt
Michaela – very fit straight hot girl, but revealed to have a crush on another woman ( wouldn’t be right if she was truly straight obviously)

The writer is utterly desperate to have as much deviancy in the show as possible. Gay sex scenes at almost every single turn, even when it adds nothing to the plot line. It’s a surprise when we don’t see a male stripper in a thong each episode, as the guy loves to shoehorn it in somehow, plus a whole host of other people disadvantaged by the white man throughout 5 series.

The supporting cast:

Frank – white and straight and portrayed as a murdering cunt
Asher – white straight, son of a judge , thick as fuck.
District Attorney – white, straight and an utterly naive cunt that Annalise outmanoeuvres with ease, every fucking time.

This is the worst show on television in human history and I hope anyone involved in it gets knob rot, including the women.

Nominated by Cunt of the litter

A strictly Keep Left cunting please for this bunch of commie soy boy and loud mouthed trollops who worship the ground Steptoe and McDonnell walk on.

It seems that not content with a second “general strike” proposed by mincing Owen Jones yesterday, this organisation now wants it’s dirty unwashed shambolic members to cause trouble at Buckingham Palace. It shows their ignorance in that HRH will be far away from London till October, but still it will be a chance for duckie Owen and his bum chums to show their “working class” credentials by trolling all the way from Islington on their lallies:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1171916/brexit-news-boris-johnson-prorogue-parliament-protest-queen-buckingham-palace-momentum

I get the feeling Momentum is now in the same position as Jimmy Cagney at the end of “White Heat”, when he climbed to the top of a gas tower yelled out *made it ma, top of the world* fired his gun and then fucking blew himself up. I hope the tasers get Owen and Dame Keir too, who will probably be there swinging his handbag in support of the Jones boy

Nominated by W. C. Boggs