I would like to cunt The “Sister Cities” scheme.

I was reading some obscure mail to see a town in AUS has decided to cut its ties with their sister city as it was in China and China is full of cunts. Fair play to the mayor of that town for clearly defining he not wanting to be associated any longer with the lovers of fine bats.

Through boredom i decided to investigate who may be the sister city of Wuhan. In addition to Arnhem in NL, Christchurch in NZ, Pittsburgh US, Kiev in ukraine – its pleased to be sisters with none other than Manchester.

Any reason it had to take me being bored from the Bat Flu to have to be the one to make this a bit clearer – what the fuck? Why would any cunt want a sister city with these cunts and if so, not want to be the one to let all know there is a massive cunt in the family? Too busy clapping, banging pots and watching cunts like elton doing his isolation concert.

Nominated by King Cunt

The Pope is due a cunting. I don’t know if anyone has ever nominated the Pontiff before, but I’m doing it now, because his recent pronouncement has pissed me off. Pope Francis has declared it to be his belief that the Flu Manchu, far from being the fault of the Chinese and their disgusting food hygiene standards, is actually caused by climate change. Yes, you read that right. Earth’s changing climate is to blame for a deadly respiratory virus. It just happened to start in China. Quite how the climate is responsible he doesn’t say, but it is. And then people wonder why I’m an Atheist. Greta Thumb up her arse must be kicking herself that she didn’t think of that.

That has got to be THE most retarded claim regarding the current pandemic that I’ve heard so far. Earth’s changing climate had absolutely NOTHING to do with Kung Flu. Poor hygiene practices, the lies of the Chinese Communist Party and their lapdogs the WHO are responsible for the worldwide spread of this disease. And the subsequent tens of thousands of deaths are entirely on them.

Pope Francis should stick to talking about his sky fairy, rather than coming out with dipshit claims about a subject he clearly knows nothing about. So, without further ado. Pope Francis, you are a cunt.

Quick Draw McGraw

Online casinos are cunts, these vultures are advertising like fuck at the moment trying to temp their weak arsed fuckmonkey prey into getting hooked, bankrupting themselves due to not being able to resist the bright colours, flashing lights and cartoon ads, these money grabbing cunts would target ten year olds if they could get away with it, these fuckers dont care im amazed its not illegal, but i suppose if they can tempt enough mugs they will make millions out of the Corona virus….
Dont be stupid fuckers the house always wins is not a common saying for no reason…..?

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Kim Jong-unDead
I love a good conspiracy theory, you know the sort of thing. NASA faked the moon landings. Aliens crashed at Roswell. Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was replaced in The Beatles by a double. Conspiracy theories can be a great source of entertainment.
We may be in at the birth of a new conspiracy theory, namely, one concerning the fate of tinpot Mao wannabe Kim Jong-un, erstwhile Supreme Shining Light of hermit state North Korea.
Speculation seemed to start on 15th April, when The Great Hope failed to attend the birth anniversary of state founder Kim Il-sung. Since then rumours have abounded as to Kim’s condition, and a pantomine theme has developed; ‘he’s dead!’, ‘no he isn’t!’, ”yes he is!’. Reports variously allege that he sustained injuries at a failed missile test, that he’s been the victim of failed heart surgery, or that he’s in a persistent vegetative state. A former North Korean diplomat reports that Kim is alive but in a bad way, being unable ‘to stand by himself or walk properly’. However a defector named Ji Seong-ho claims that Kim is indeed dead, and that the country is grappling with ‘a complicated succession issue’. Meanwhile a photograph has been issued which purports to show The Guiding Hand alive and well, opening a chemical factory just days ago. ‘Ah’, say doubters, ‘there’s something amiss, we don’t know when this picture was actually taken…’.
So the plot thickens. Is the fat fuck still above ground, or has he actually popped his clogs, with the ultrasecretive dictatorship maintaining a facade as it tries to steel itself for the unprecedented outpourings of grief which his demise will naturally provoke?.
My own twopenn’oth on the subject (for what it’s worth) is that the twat’s probably had a dose of the old C-19, which of course doesn’t officially exist in North Korea. Unless you guys know better… has Kim been replaced by a body double to maintain the cult?. Has he been supplanted by an alien lizard?.
Anyway, Kim Jong-un alive or dead, it’s a win-win as far as I’m concerned. If he’s dead he can be carted off to China to be boiled down for glue, and make himself useful for once. If alive, he can continue to entertain us all with his bizarre and ridiculous hair styles. Alive or dead, he’s a complete cunt either way.

Nominated by Ron Knee