Psychopaths

I saw a fascinating film recently about the Hare Psychopathy Checklist method used to profile psychopaths.

The Checklist covers aspects common to psychos such as superficial charm, self-importance, incessant lying, manipulating people, never feeling remorse etc.
It is now the standard method for dealing with psychos who, incidentally, may be suffering from a brain disorder rather than be just potentially violent selfish individuals.

The film claimed that as many as one in five people could be psychos and therefore walking time bombs. So watch out where you leave your axes, drills and power tools and get ready to back off quickly if your good wife starts glaring daggers at you as she starts to sharpen a carving knife. Also, don´t look too closely in the mirror the next time you are shaving as you might see a psycho looking back at you.

Here is a link for you to try out the test yourself. I trust the Earl of Northumberland, Dick Fiddler of That Ilk, will let us know how he fared.
https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/psychopathy-quiz/

Nominated by Mr Polly

Sly News are doing this thing whereby they bring us news of the lockdown from various cities across the UK. Several families in a particular street in that particular city ‘tell their story’.

Well, where did they start? Leeds. One of the more ‘diverse’ cities in the UK, not that I would have an issue with it. Until they mentioned the first family.

‘Hi. I’m a housewife with six children,’ said Nazra or whatever her unnecessary name was.

Family of people of peace.

Cue blood boiling and steam emanating from my ears.

CUNTS!

Nominated by Dark key cunt

Just when you thought it was safe to go out, the weather improves and suddenly it’s time for cycling cunts to appear on the pavements. These motherfuckers are so fucking stupid that they think they’re somehow “saving the planet” cunts ,!! How are they achieving this ? In fact we’re not supposed to be outdoors, particularly if you’re dressed up in Lycra and sweating over everyone. Smelly fucking cocksuckers with stupid hats simply aren’t a welcome sight in my neck of the woods and they need to learn that physical exertion is both disgraceful and disgusting. Cunts the lot of them,

Nominated by Jimmy the Spaz

I would like to cunt The “Sister Cities” scheme.

I was reading some obscure mail to see a town in AUS has decided to cut its ties with their sister city as it was in China and China is full of cunts. Fair play to the mayor of that town for clearly defining he not wanting to be associated any longer with the lovers of fine bats.

Through boredom i decided to investigate who may be the sister city of Wuhan. In addition to Arnhem in NL, Christchurch in NZ, Pittsburgh US, Kiev in ukraine – its pleased to be sisters with none other than Manchester.

Any reason it had to take me being bored from the Bat Flu to have to be the one to make this a bit clearer – what the fuck? Why would any cunt want a sister city with these cunts and if so, not want to be the one to let all know there is a massive cunt in the family? Too busy clapping, banging pots and watching cunts like elton doing his isolation concert.

Nominated by King Cunt

The Pope is due a cunting. I don’t know if anyone has ever nominated the Pontiff before, but I’m doing it now, because his recent pronouncement has pissed me off. Pope Francis has declared it to be his belief that the Flu Manchu, far from being the fault of the Chinese and their disgusting food hygiene standards, is actually caused by climate change. Yes, you read that right. Earth’s changing climate is to blame for a deadly respiratory virus. It just happened to start in China. Quite how the climate is responsible he doesn’t say, but it is. And then people wonder why I’m an Atheist. Greta Thumb up her arse must be kicking herself that she didn’t think of that.

That has got to be THE most retarded claim regarding the current pandemic that I’ve heard so far. Earth’s changing climate had absolutely NOTHING to do with Kung Flu. Poor hygiene practices, the lies of the Chinese Communist Party and their lapdogs the WHO are responsible for the worldwide spread of this disease. And the subsequent tens of thousands of deaths are entirely on them.

Pope Francis should stick to talking about his sky fairy, rather than coming out with dipshit claims about a subject he clearly knows nothing about. So, without further ado. Pope Francis, you are a cunt.

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