BBC Newsnight and Emily Maitlis (yes, yet again)

Ok, one more, because the motherfuckers have asked for it, by not learning a fucking thing from the furore over Maitlis and her bullshit monologue.

Newsnight, once again, deserves a nomination. Aaand Maitlis is back on the show, coming out with fake statistics that purportedly show that the UK has suffered more deaths than the entire EU. Just one problem, the figures are complete and utter bollocks. The FT has already exposed the fact that reporting in EU countries, is flawed. In fact some of the data in foreign countries is so unreliable that, according to the FT’s data guy John Burn-Murdoch, if England had adopted Spain’s new ‘method’, it would have reported just 20 new deaths yesterday (3rd May).

Newsnight is supposed to provide in depth analysis of the headlines, but apparently, nobody on that poxy show considered the numbers to be in any way suspect. Apparently, Newshite got these figures from a site known as “Worldometer”, a site that even Wikipedia thinks is bollocks. The data manager for independent statistics website Our World In Data told CNN that “We think people should be wary, especially media, policy-makers and decision-makers. This data is not as accurate as they think it is.” There you have it, and expert speaks. So why the fuck has Newshite decided to ignore the scandal they found themselves in last week, and jump straight into another? Surely, nobody is that much of a cunt. Oh, wait. This is the BBC. Of course they are.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

62 thoughts on “BBC Newsnight and Emily Maitlis (yes, yet again)

  1. They should sack the old bag. She looks as if she would be better of, given her looks (if you can call it that) that she should be the madame in a Parisian brothel, used by clients about to depart in their rubber boats.

    • She can’t be sacked, she is up for an award… The Andy Pandy interview, cos it was sooooooo good.

      • She can’t be sacked because he is a transgender woman…that would be racist!…Thats right Emily or Eric as he was at school has a cock and ballacks…..CUNT!
        …erm no!

  2. The MSM can’t help themselves,they’re incurable.
    talking of ovens….
    “The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions. In this way, the people will not see those rights and freedoms being removed until past the point at which these changes cannot be reversed.”
    “If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
    “Only constant repetition will finally succeed in imprinting an idea on the memory of the crowd.”
    “The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan.”

    Adolf Hitler.

    • ““The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions. In this way, the people will not see those rights and freedoms being removed until past the point at which these changes cannot be reversed.”

      Quite. I am especially angry at the way Shapps and Boris have bent the knee to whacky Paki Sadiq Khan. He wanted facemasks worn on all fucking buses and trains – and from next week he’s got it.

      Just because some slimy mud slime and a bunch of Labour supporting Karen’s with mouths as big as their fat arses, have been wittering on about that, we all have to get on public transport wearing a “home-made” mask – ad what the fuck good is that?. You might as well have a home-made fire hose made of plastic drinking straws. It would be no more effective. We all have to look like Mexcan bandits for some arsehole who would like to think he “owns” London – and how long will this petty law drag on once Covid is settled (I won’t say cured). Get your oven ready Unkle.

  3. Great cunting QDM. Unfortunately the masses believe everything that comes out of the BBC is gospel. The BBC is a cunt.

    • Until about 10 years ago I was one of them. Nowadays, if they told me what day it was I’d check the calendar.

    • Do they still have that small print on the website ‘why you can trust the BBC’, I hope not because it’s completely out of date

      • @Sick of it………..
        They do indeed have the slogan “Why you can trust the BBC news” and it is dated 8th December 2017. They go on to boast that the great BBC is recognised by audiences around the world as a provider of news you can trust.
        I can’t and won’t quote the full bollocks it continues with as I am as pissed off as fuck with the one-sided view it throws at us.
        I feel a need to email the cunts as well as Cressida Dick and her fucking idea of policing nonsense.
        How far is this country going to appease the anarchists and loony left. One fart in the wrong place from someone who holds a right wing view and you are hauled off to the courts.
        Fuck Boris for being a fuckwit, fuck the police and all the other cunts that want to destroy this country.

  4. We live in truly frightening times. First, amateur cybermen roaming the streets. Then daleks telling us to self isolate. And now, one of the weeping angels presenting Newsnight! It’s terrifying.

  5. As Donald would say “Fake News!”.
    BBC=The enemy within.
    Their entire narrative is poison.
    Fuck off.

  6. Just seen Twat Mancock telling Marr what a fantastic job the Met Plods did yesterday at the riots and how proud his is of them. For Fucks Sake, someone needs to get a fucking grip in this country.

    • Fantastic job? Going down on their knees like a bunch of cocksuckers? After that murdering bitch Strap-On had INSTRUCTED them not to do it?
      I’ve never seen such a pathetic display in all my life. No wonder every scumbag in the world is laughing at us and rounding up their rubber boats.

    • Yes great job 27 of them injured, strange when you think it was a peaceful protest, with only a small minority turning violent.

  7. I wonder if the Maitlis bitch will give us a long lecture about the irresponsibility of her commie friends all around the country yesterday and today like she did about the baldy Durham Ripper?
    Naah, I don’t reckon.

    • I dont know who Emily is apart from comments on here.
      That picture at top looks a bit like Michael Fabricant?
      Sure she lovely once you get to know her,
      You all should try a bit harder with the opposite sex, rather than wanking in darkened rooms,
      I think Emily should be invited on ISAC to defend herself!

    • I doubt it Mr Frog , that horrible cunt nandy is defending them.
      People shouldn’t stay silent in the face of racism she says, unlike in the face of anti-semitism, eh lisa ?

  8. Talking of Newsnight……
    I couldn’t bring myself to turn up the volume or read the subtitles on this Newsnight interview but I am sure it is full of praise for how good it is to live in America.

    I’m with Moggie about once being a great believer in what the BBC stood for but now they truly are shower of cunts.

    Tim Davie has been named as the replacement for Lord Haw-Haw but I don’t expect anything to change.

  9. Fucking BBC. My piss is boiling over too much at their shite.

    The latest narrative is the ‘peaceful’ BLM protests in the USAA. Here’s some reality, seeing as the BBC have stopped reporting properly. Why are the BBC ignoring this? People are not fucking stupid and heads must roll over their disgraceful reporting of racists and communists rioting and beating people up (in some cases to death it would seem).

    It’s a great monologue too, but if you want to skip to the footage go to 2 mins 36 secs.

    • Just keep saying over and over again in your head, Black Lives Matter. (But only if they are killed the police).

      The great unwashed in the US love a spell of rioting every once in a while, looting, ‘Hey I got some free stuff’ , George Who?

      • Truly The BBC (in fact the whole MSM) should be prosecuted for ‘inciting racial hatred’.That’s what they’re doing constantly with their news reports-filling impressionable minds with perceived injustice that they feel compelled to do something. Its reckless.

  10. I’m still not convinced that all this neoliberal woke bollocks won’t end in a total clusterfuck for the whole planet but there are plenty of people who think a world full of love and equality is just a heartbeat away if we all just hold hands and sing kumbaya.

    So does that make me one of the bad guys?

    • Dunno SJ, but I can’t be the only one who harboured a naive hope that the 2019 election result might just herald the start some kind of backlash against the Leftwaffe and all this bollocks.

      Remind me, who was Boris’ hero? Churchill or Chamberlain?

      • I hope (perhaps naively) that’s the case Ghee. I think the fact that the Leftwaffe are the ones who make all the fucking noise has got a lot to do with it; the 2019 result gave an indication that most people reckon they’re cunts, I feel.

  11. Another great job Quick Draw.
    I see that twat Munchetty (or what ever her name is) is gobbing off now, saying that newsreaders ‘aren’t robots’, they’re not there just to read the news blankly; they have a job to inform the public by offering opinion, analysis and insight into events.
    No, your job as a newsreader is to read the fucking news impartially. I can form my own opinion on what I’m hearing, thank you very much.
    Need I add, the fucking British Fraudcasting Corporation is run by cunts.

    Afternoon cunters.

    • You’d think she’d understand the job description, since it’s in the title ‘Newsreader’.

      • Exactly mog.
        Here’s her job description, taken from the BBCunt website;

        Read exactly what it says on the fucking autocue’

    • If Mowgli Munchetty wants to give her fucking opinion, she should go work for the Guardian or some other agenda based media outlet. He job is to read the fucking news blankly, so that the viewer can make an informed opinion, not bleeding hearts bs, or abject disgust at anything not considered woke, like the BBC do at the moment.
      So they elected a Tory as DG. Probably to deflect some of the bias accusations, but look at how many wet tories there are. No doubt this cunt is one of them.

    • Kaa the Serpent disguised as Mowgli.

      Naga also means dragon/serpent in Sanskrit.

  12. I probably email the fucking BBC at least once a week to give them my thoughts, I am sure they take everything I say as constructive criticism and are trying to improve the quality of news and programming

    I am of course deluded 😂

    • Me too Sick, but I gave up when it become clear that all I’d ever get back in return for my complaints was a bland ‘pro forma’. No attempt at all to address the specifics of my e-mail.
      Now I just e-mail the Tory office on ‘contact the conservatives’ and moan like fuck about the Beeb’s ‘woke’ lefty bias instead. I advise all my Beeb hating friends to do this, in the hope that small pebbles down the slope will help to generate an avalanche.

      • Thanks Moggie that’s the nicest thing I seen in the last 30 seconds 😁

      • Hey, delusion is great. I sometimes believe I’ve caught a glimpse of my knob, although it only happens when I’m pissed.

  13. I hope Cummings tears them a new one.

    Get rid of the whole edifice. It’s been bleating bullshit since before the referendum.

  14. That’s who she reminds me of…

    The kettle witch from Chorlton and the Wheelies.

  15. I fucking hate any cunt who thinks that Maitlis is ‘sexy’ or ‘thinking man’s crumpet’. What a load of bollocks. She’s about as attractive as a bad egg, and about as sexy as a shitting water buffalo or Cilla Black on a bad night.

    And don’t get me started on the bitch’s attitude and personality. Maitlis is so second rate. To the tune of Guantanemera, on three…

    Shit Sue Lawley!
    You’re a just a shit Sue Lawley!
    An Uglier Sue Law-ley!
    You’re just a shit Sue Lawley!

    • Gotta be the Killa for me. One of the sexiest women of all time (oh those gnashers…)

    • Thinking man’s crumpet?’

      In the way Arsene Wenger is the ‘thinking woman’s crumpet’.

      Media commentators are so fucked in the head (and the eyes).

      Maitlis is only ‘thinking man’s crumpet’ if the man is thinking, ‘I really fancy a tranny with a massive chin tonight’.

  16. The demented libfuck crone looks like that witch that lived in the kettle from Chorlton and the Wheelies.

  17. Some Years ago the BBC were the “go to” organisation for accurate impartial news broadcasting and investigation and were perceived as a bit dull but wholly trustworthy.
    Fast forward 30 Years of liberal and socialist management, staffing and mindset and now the BBC is now just a mouthpiece and propaganda vehicle for the hard left marxist socialists and and gives bias, spin and fabrication instead of a true representation. The Beeb used to be “the one” – now it’s the zero.
    This cannot have gone unnoticed and I think making it subscription could be the final nail in its coffin, it cannot continue in its present form and dwindling funds and viewer figures will force it to change or become extinct.
    I complain to the BBC on quite a regular basis, and contact the Government as well, the more complaints both organisations get the better the chance of them actually doing something about it and also it lets them know “the peasants are rumbling” – I would encourage all fellow contributors to do the same.
    BBC? Tosh and bobbins I say! 👎

    • Im pretty sure they know they are odeologues, given the way people like Robin Aitken and John Humphreys have torn into it since leaving.

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