A massive cunting for Councils, Nazi recycling centre companies and recycling centres, that’s council tips to you and me, except they aren’t run by the Council anymore as they’ve farmed it all out to private Nazis.

Councils, the media and the public seem to be surprised that there is an increase in fly tipping recently. Well, the increase is not surprising really as due to Covid 19 accessing the tip to get rid of your rubbish has been made even more difficult.

One tip near me needs a payment for every time you go there, another checks where you live by asking for your postcode so that they can be sure you are not travelling out of your area to get rid of your rubbish and another needs you to register (online) a slot on a particular day for a particular type of rubbish. Turn up, for example, with cardboard AND scrap metals and you are turned away and you lose your slot and can’t get rid of any of your rubbish at all.

All this in those places where the Nazis, sorry “workers” aren’t at risk as they work outside and never get close enough to anybody to help them anyway. What The Fuck?

Ever since the increase in regulation and guidance regarding getting rid of waste over the past 30 years or so, not just the current CV19 era, (I refuse to call it a pandemic but that’s another story), the problems of getting rid of waste has escalated. I wonder if there is a link between ever greater regulation, rules and complexity and the increase in fly tipping. Maybe reducing the rules would reduce fly tipping? But that would require Councils and the companies thinking I guess.

If the UK were really interested in recycling and cleaning up this country, every community would have a tip that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year where anyone can tip any amount of anything for free. Then the Nazis, sorry “workers”, sorry operatives, could do their job and sort it out for whatever purpose.

Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Glorious Clitorious 

EXTINCTION REBELLION:

A Social Justice Warrior flag-waving salute to the great unwashed who make-up this sinister organisation, who will, once again this weekend, deprive policemen of their well-earned leave, inconvenince those who have to get to work at weekends, and do their best to spread Covid 19, as they march all over Britain – an extra special treat is threatend for London, with “mass” demonstartions (not the sort of mass the Pope would know about) and the pansies will be on the march to Brighton Pavillion, with their recycled iced pansy water along with their recycled trite slogans and whistles.

I just hope the weather is as piss poor as they say it will be, at least that will guarantee the filthy bastards will get one decent wash this year.

When I read about Singapore’s “Caning Room” last week, I just wish we could establish one in every major city in this country, so that these great unwashed warriors, together with illegal immigrants and the cunts who aid them to get here could all receive six strokes of a damp rattan cane across their fat arses. That punishment would also be suitable for roly-poly Labour MPs like Neil Coyle who yet again in a now deleted Tweet described Brexiteers as ignorant racists. I wouldn’t mind weilding the whip myself on that fucker.

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/08/27/extinction-rebellion-plans-bank-holiday-weekend-of-protests-and/

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

“British hypocrisy is to blame for the deadly plight of migrants”.

That’s right cunters; we express sorrow at “tragedies” such as the death of would-be surf-boarder Abdulfatah Hamdallah from Sudan, we “make the right noises”. But we are “complicit” in his fate (and the fate of others) by voting for politicians who “pledge to make routes into Britain unviable”.

So there you have it. We display “cruelty” to migrants, because we don’t like the fact that anybody from anywhere thinks they can pitch up on our doorstep and expect to get in. We’re “blocking off safe routes to asylum” apparently, in spite of the fact that Britain grants entry to thousands every year, and has been doing for donkey’s.

So who’s making these assertions then? Well you can read orl abaht it in the good ol’ “Groaniad”, the nation’s favourite arsewipe rag. Who specifically in that comic?. Why one Nesrine Malik (bootiful British name); er, a Sudanese-born, London-based (you guessed it) journalist, and “expert” on matters pertaining to race, class, gender and Islamophobia.

Yes, Malik has sniffed out our British prejudice and bigotry alright; it’s really quite amazing how she’s managed to put up with us for so long when she could very easily head back to her native Khartoum and act the gobshite about how terrible it all is back there. Might have something to do with the fact that she’d quite likely get her head in her hands to play with if she did…

No, it’s just a much cushier little number to stay in benighted Blighty on a nice little earner, lecturing us all on how intolerant we are. Gosh, we really are a right bunch of bastards. Thank goodness Nesrine, that we’ve got people like you to come over here and set us straight.

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

Ron Knee´s nom about Citizen Kane as an overrated film got me thinking about other things I feel are overrated. Here’s a few random samples:
Champagne – gives me a headache.
Mona Lisa – po-faced bint with olive skin.
Wimbledon – whatever happened to frilly knickers?
BBC – a once hailed institution that has lost all credibility.
Democracy – a failed system that pretends to represent society but in fact only benefits an elite.
Belgian chocolate – heavy, lumpy, looks and smells like shit.
Social media – don´t people actually talk to each other anymore?
Lionel Messi – baby-faced millionaire footballer with no personality on or off the field.
Caviar – overpriced slime.
British monarchy – bejeweled parasites decked up in crowns, robes and medals.

Any More?

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

Who? Well I hadnt heard of him either but he is bleating about being black, innit.

‘TV presenter David Olusoga has told the Edinburgh TV Festival his career had sometimes left him feeling “crushed, isolated,” and “disempowered”.

The historian and producer said he wanted to talk about his experiences as a black person working in TV “in the spirit of Black Lives Matter”.

Firstly, as with Markle, from his picture he didnt look bleck. Or perhaps in an Ali G way? However he draws attention to his blackness as a way of showing how he has been held back. Perhaps he should be Director General? Who knows.
Secondly he seems to have done alright in his woke, luvvie, organisation – the BBC. He should have a go at factory work perhaps.

Here we have yet again victim, identity status from someone who lives a life of privilege jumping on a bandwagon.

Cos I is bleck.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble