The board of the Nobel Prize.

I actually thought April fools day had come early when I first read it. But no, unless this is some kind of troll, it’s true. Vladimir Putin, that nasty, corrupt, Dobby the elf looking motherfucker, with a fetish for poisoning his enemies and then not having the guts to admit it, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. What the actual fuck?

This wretched piece of shit, who has to rely on photos of him topless on horseback to show Russians how macho he is, and has done exactly NOTHING to further the cause of peace, is up for the award.

I shouldn’t be surprised really, considering Barack Obama actually won one, just weeks after coming to office, for doing exactly fuck all.

And let’s not forget, that annoying little Swedish gobshite, Greta Thumbnail received a nomination for publicly spouting off on a subject she knows less about than I know about the back end of Mercury.

Trump has also been nominated, but he has actually done something recently to help bring peace to the middle east. He won’t get it though, because the woke cunts who make the decisions hate him more than they hate the Flu Manchu.

Alfred Nobel would be spinning in his grave if he knew just much of a parody of itself the prize named after him has become.

What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Order! Order!,

Greetings pop-pickers hows about a there’s-no-fool-like-an-old-fool cunting for the 88 years young Beast of Bolsover, who is encouraging his disciples to get him into the top 40.

A song has been written for and about him, and Jeremy Steptoe-Corbyn amongs others was keen that you should download it before midnight last night (which explains why I put temptation out of your way till this morning):

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1339252/Jeremy-corbyn-news-labour-party-dennis-skinner-song-uk-top-40-music-chart

You will see that this shaming load of wank has a contribution from not only John McDonnell, but also Richard Burgon, two of the biggest wankers in Steptoe’s shadow cabinet. I am just surprised Tom Watson, another self-satisfied failure didn’t join in on his ukulele.

Good is NOT the word.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(I thought this old relic kicked the bucket years ago! – DA)

In yet another example of her being a complete and utter moron, she recently gave a speech to a room full of misandri….sorry…feminists, telling male bosses that should step aside (including her own boss, Starmer,) that they should step aside to allow a woman to get further up the ladder in their careers.

Call me a sexist, but if the only way a woman can climb the promotion ladder, is for a man to step aside, then she doesn’t DESERVE to be promoted. If can’t get promoted on her own merit, she isn’t capable of doing a more responsible job. And why just stop there Angela? Why not call for white people to step aside, so that non-white employees can climb the ladder? Couldn’t possibly be because that would that YOU as deputy leader of the Labour party, would then have to practice the bullshit you preach, could it?

Comments like this, are not feminist. Women have had equal rights, along with homosexuals and transsexuals for decades. This is pure, unhidden female supremacy. That’s what the likes of Rayner, and gay and trans activists actually want. As I said, they’ve had equal rights, enshrined in law, for decades. But that isn’t enough for them. They want special treatment. They’re simply too gutless to admit it. And for that reason, Rayner is a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

No need to make a racist or sexist comment, Gary Lineker has already presumed you have and got his reply in first.

Jug eared Gary appears to have jumped the gun by publicly congratulating Alex Scott (mixed race female) on becoming the new host of the BBC’s “Question of Sport”. The BBC have not confirmed this and it is appears Gary’s tweet is the first to break cover on the subject. It is therefore irritating the twat felt it appropriate to write “Smart, knowledgeable and perfectly qualified for the role. Oh… and if you have a problem with Alex getting the job, you might just be part of the problem.”

What a self-righteous cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt Spotter

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (Joe Biden)

Calling this individual a cunt is an insult to cunts. I can’t find a worse word than cunt so I must settle. The best I can do is add modifiers like Ultra, Mega, Turbo, or Super to the word cunt to attempt to describe this creature but it still falls short. Oh well, I bet y’all have been able to relate at times with certain noms.

JB is the lowest form of life on Earth; Opportunistic, self serving, deceptive, corrupt, creep of a male homosapien (not a man). A person entrusted with power to serve the people and uses that position to enrich himself and betray the people is a special brand of cunt. He is everything a bad politician on a TV show or movie ever was and more.

If he “wins” the US election, it will be like a final torpedo broadside in an already listing ship. What a Megalacunt!

Nominated by: Texas Trumptard

and seconded by Norman 

Joe Biden is a cunt.

The doddery old twat has recently attempted to get down with ‘tha kidz’ by being ‘interviewed’ by Cardi B.

Yes, the same plastic slag who has songs entitled ‘Wet Pussy’ and admitted to drugging men before having sex with them (err isn’t that rape?).

The company he keeps shows what sort of a cunt Biden is, but to associate himself with such an anti-white, anti-male cunt who is basically a prostitute with a record contract is a major mis-fire and pure stupidity.

Satan Blair looked a cunt when he hooked up with Noel Gallagher (bliuenose cunt) back in the day. But a man running for the American Presidency with a piece of garbage like Cardi B?!

What a stupid old cunt he is. They should share notes on their proclivities. Pair of dirty cunts.