I’ve had it ! How much longer can the media & all these bleeding heart fuckwits keep whingeing about these F.S.Meals ?

Marcus Rashford …. Man U footballer Marcus Rashford…..’Marcus Rashford’ …. “campaigner Marcus Rashford” …
Marcus Rashford might hav4 come from a ‘council estate’ background, but he now ‘earns’ £875,000/month to kick a ball. He has no qualms that Man United sell home & away shirts (not full strips) at £65 each – which are sown in some far east sweatshop by a girl earning £50/month.

Local TV news reporting has gone into ‘overdrive’ …
“Local sports clubs are doing there bit to make packed lunches available for needy children” ……
John & Mary are retired schoolteachers from Worcester….”We are making sandwiches to help starving children” – WHY FFS ? ? !
Where are these ‘starving’ children ? There are regularly kids up my street. None seem to doubles for the ‘starving’ kids in Africa, but are actually chubby little fuckers (who don’t live in the adjacent 10 houses), guzzling cans of Fanta, kicking footballs into parked cars, while Mum & Dad are nowhere go be seen.

Who are these poor families that ‘can’t afford to feed their kids’ ?
You mean you can’t afford to keep sending them down the chippie, KFC & Macdonalds ? Struggling to pay for Pizza deliveries 3 days a week
a loaf of bread & jar of jam = £1
Frozen veg > £1 / Fish fingers = £1 / Frozen chips = £1
Maybe not having the latest iPhone, Sky sports, a new car on finance & 40 fags a day would help spread the £ family budget ?

And now on mainstream media (SKY/BBC/etc)…’Experts’…..
“The governments failure to show compasion is putting families into ‘DICKENSIAN’ levels of poverty” – really ? can’t see mudlarks in tattered rags
“Some women have been forced to Prostitute themselves to be able to feed their children” – are you fucking serious with this shit ? ! are we following Donald’s example now & just making shit up to get attention ?

If things are this bad, there’s a simple solution – No more child benefit paid in £sterling. A new system of vouchers that can be exchanged for ‘proper’ food & childrens clothes.
No Fags / booze / scratch cards / take-aways / Netflix / Sky / sweets-chocs.
I’m confident such a policy will be well received…..

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

…endorsed by: Gutstick Japseye

Seconded. I already pay for their housing, their food, their schooling, their medical care, and for the army of social workers and care givers, police and justice personnel. No even more food because fags booze and scratch cards are more important to the parents of these kids.
Its bollocks anyhow, as the mother and child I saw whining at the government for starving them during the school holidays were fat as fuck. The mother made Diane Abbott look anorexic, and the child looked like something dropped from a Lancaster to breach a dam.
Fuck them. Can’t feed em, don’t breed em.

..and this from The Captain

Free school meals is turning into a proper cunt.

That Rashford cocksmoker is crowing about ‘over 7 million meals’ delivered in a week. Jesus titty fucking Christ, listen to what you just said… 1 meal a day (because that’s all it is) for 1 million kids, EVERY DAY.

Congratulations Libtards, you have succeeded in turning England into a third world shithole. 1 million kids getting fed by charity tells me that society has bigger, much bigger problems. No amount of taxpayers money is going to fix that. I would love to know the ethnic make up of those in receipt of these free meals, because which ever way it goes it’s fucking tragic.

…and although not directly related, it does cover the same kind of ground, courtesy of Mary Hinge

Hygiene Poverty.

I had an email from Boots today,inviting me to donate to a charity called The Hygiene Bank.

Their mission it seems is to encourage folk to donate deodorants,shampoo etc to be distributed to those too poverty stricken to keep themselves clean. There must of course be people who are too disabled, frail or ill to keep clean and a very few who can’t afford sufficient toiletries so I am not criticising them.

But you can buy showel gel,soap,deodorants and so on for less than a pound each,especially the supermarkets own brands. Isn’t it about time some cunts got their priorities right and a bit of self-respect instead of being on the fucking cadge all the time? I got a paper round at 12 so I could buy personal things myself.

I must make a list of everything I can’t afford and write to my MP about the injustice of it all. Christ on a crutch,what a load of old wank.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8881157/Police-called-Luton-mosque-huge-row-erupts-involving-300-worshippers.html

Three hundred unmasked Peaceful People crowd into their place of worship and the only reason that Police turn up is because there is some kind of a disturbance. However later in the paper is a story about 30 people caught praying together in a Church near Cardiff…they quickly get a visit from the Police to order them home for breaking Covid regulations.

Ridiculous pandering to “the enrichers”…what next?…Multiple gangs of kiddie-diddling grooming gangs allowed to operate without without the Authorities interfering for fear of inflaming racial tensions?…Nah,that could never happen in this Green and Pleasant Land.

Fuck them.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

and seconded by Paul Maskinback:

Cunting seconded, but just look at the contrast here when the church in Wales broke the rules. The worshippers were all sent home.

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/police-church-service-wales-firebreak-lockdown-082936527.html

In regards to the goat-worriers, these cunts just got a ticking off and the police observed that the mosque had capacity for 400 people (socially distanced), but over two floors. Oh, that was fucking convenient as it allowed the rozzers to fuck off without upsetting any of these cunts. Praying on two floors, do me a fucking favour.
I don’t know who are the biggest cunts here.

(Donald, hard at work – DA)

“Infamy ! Infamy ! They’ve all got it in for me !” Yes, the ‘man?’ the world loves to hate just for his usual lies, has outdone himself and left media, newstations & historians speechless, as he slags off the very democratic electoral system that put him in office for the past 4 years.

In general, Don ‘knows’ the election is a huge fraud, that everyone is in on, & sleepy Joe & the democrats are stealing the presidency from him, when he’d already ‘won’ the election on Nov 4th.
so…
1) The ‘fraud’ is being carried out by Democrats, big business, big media & the rich elite.
2) How could I be 500,000 votes ahead on election day & now my lead’s being whittled away by all these ‘illegal’ votes ‘they’ are finding – well Donny, you knew all along that post votes were being made. You decided to call them illegal & told your fans to vote on the day. You might still be getting Repub votes if you hadn’t told them not to postal vote.
3) They are counting these votes secretly & won’t let us near. Repubs are using ‘binoculars’…WTF ! Debunked – all votes witnessed independently, video’d, CCTV, public viewing galleries.
4) Stop counting the votes ! they’re all illegal if not done & counted on the day – many postal votes could have been counted before, but REPUBLICANS passed a law so they couldn’t count till Election day over.
5) Keep counting the votes – where they are for me, not Joe.
6) Trot out my mob lawyer Gulliani & my useless family to makes false claims & frivelous law suites
7) Republicans nowhere to be seen – in fact Republican Senate & congress calling for all votes to be counted ‘as the constitution & state laws require
8) Rile up all the gullible Trump supporters “Fraud” “stealing the election” – doesn’t matter if it leads to division, distrust, violence, riots, deaths. America doesn’t matter, as long as I have a reason why I was cheated.
9) US soldiers, farmers, workers, nurses, doctors, all the ‘good’ Americans voted for Trump – Rich, elite, liberal, big money all ‘bad’ Americans voted for Democrats.
10) If the election is ‘rigged’, how come you got record voters Trump ? & how come you’ve won a lot of close counts ? if it was rigged, Dems wouls have got 270EC on election day & wouldn’t be waiting for count to finish.

You might be a selfish Ego Maniac, but please don’t trash your own country & get your own voters killed by making wild accusations, telling lies, wasting everyone’s time with pointless legal cases & playing a victim while America burns.

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

I was sat one evening back in August in my study, doing a few bits of paperwork before retiring with Lady Quimson to the bedroom, when I heard a groaning sound coming from the bottom of the garden that backs onto an abandoned quarry.

As I got closer the noise became louder and louder until an “aaaaggggghhhh yeah” came from the bushes.

I shouted “hoy ya dirty fuckers” with that a group of men and women came out of the bushes on the other side of the track, tits like a 15 year old friesian cow dangled down, as well a tawdry todgers the size of drawing pins. (Anyone from IsaC perchance? – DA)

I mean don’t these cunts have houses to fuck in, why do they have to perform sex acts at the bottom of my garden the selfish, thoughtless cunts!!!! (So did you errr.. join in then? – DA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

I nominate that stupid thick boxer cunt Anthony Joshua, you know, the racist cunt who was saying in the summer ‘don’t buy from white people’.

Now the cunt is advertising google, a tax avoiding tech giant under the guise of ‘help local businesses’

How stupid does one cunt need to be?

Deserves a cunting in my opinion

Nominated by: Oh cunt off