Sports Science and modern coaching is ruining sport. Some sports are already destroyed due to its influence. I’m going to use football as my example.

I’ve been a huge football fan since I was a nipper back in the late 70s. In recent years my interest has waned. It finally became something I do not care about after the BLM bollocks and empty stadium football.

But I was getting bored of it way before BLM and bat flu. How so?

Well, I think it’s because every team plays the same way. There may be small formation changes, but the premise is the same. Everyone now plays like Germany to put it in simple terms.

Zee Germans were the first to want only athletes in their team back in the late 70s. Hans Peter Breigel being a perfect example. A 6ft muscular former decathlete. Pretty shite player in terms of ability, but his ‘engine’ made him a useful player. Gerd Muller received a lot of criticism from coaches and fans in Germany over the years for not being an athlete, despite an incredible goal scoring record.

This meant Germany (or West Germany as it was then) turned up to world cups with a squad of athletes who could run all day and who played the percentages. It was very effective too, with a very average team winning the Euros in 1980 and becoming runners up in World Cups ’82 and ’86.

It took a while to catch on elsewhere, but by 2010 the World Cup was ruined. Brazil now also played like the Germans. As did the African teams. European coaching and the influence or sports science created every team playing the same way. Even the East Asians are in on it now. And yes, talented players do get in teams, but they need to work for the team and know how to press and run all day. They must not take chances too and stick to playing the percentages, unless they’re on the Ballon D’or list. People harp on about the 2018 World Cup being the best. It was exciting at times, but every team played the same way (or attempted to). I found it rather dull and predictable for this reason.

Yes, the players are fitter, the game is faster and a slacker is found out quickly and will not survive…but the flair and contrast in styles has gone. Players (unless they are outrageous talents like Messi) now can’t take chances. They have to play the percentages. That 70 yard ball to the striker from a Hoddle or Platini? Hardly see them nowadays. The showboating passing (Brazil in scoring their 4th in the ’70 final)? No chance you’ll be seeing that anymore.

It used to be that the Africans would be naive but big dirty bastards. The Asians would be small, quick and skillful but lack stamina and height.

The Europeans would (mostly) be physical but have a few mavericks in their teams that they’d rely on. They usually had the best defences.

The South Americans would be skillful but cheating cunts. They’d also be dirty bastards when needed. Usually good going forward but seemed to have dodgy keepers and defences that could switch off. However, if they had one or two real talents in their teams they could be almost impossible to beat.

This diversity of styles made for some great games. Now, I know Team A will press Team B and try and work an opening. Just a glint of space is needed 30 yards out to create a chance. Sure, the players need to be good, but they really just need to be extremely fit and well drilled.

It’s like watching a load of robots now and has become boring. I don’t know much about rugby, but a mate of mine does and he claims the same is going on in rugby too with everyone copying South Africa’s style of play for the same reasons.

Sports science is the equivalent of the call centre (worked in one about 20 years ago for a few soul destroying months) versus an old fashioned office. Sure, it’s more efficient now some little Adolf times your bog break and how many seconds your calls take on average or how long it takes you to fill in a piece of admin (“Your filling in of the PS46 is taking you .37 of a second over the average so I’m giving you a warning”), but nobody fucking enjoys it anymore. Staff are lost and the business suffers in the end.

Sports Science and modern coaching can fuck off. Bring back the boozy mavericks.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

‘The archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, will take a three-month sabbatical next year for “reflection, prayer, and spiritual renewal”, Lambeth Palace has said.’

Well, it must take it out of you what with covering up child abuse, Remoaning, bishoping and living in a palace. I am sure we all wish him a relaxing holiday before he has to return to the coal face of covering up child abuse, Remoaning, bishoping and living in a palace.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

These days I only bother watching football on Sky/BT via VPN as background noise. But what really irritates me (among many other things, not least bending the fucking knee and Linecunt), is how the commentators are so up-the-arse of some footballers.

How often have we heard them say “He’s a talent”, “He’s got a wise head on young shoulders”, blah blah blah. But none of them have the balls to say anything negative!

Even if a player is playing badly they won’t come out and say “This player is fucking shit. Klopp needs to get the cunt off now!” (admittedly I’m exaggerating just a tad)

Similarly with post-match interviews with players/managers. Commentators always suck up rather than telling it like it is. Something like ….

“David Moyes. You lost 3-0. What the fuck were you playing at you stupid cunt?” would be the question most fans would ask.

But instead the commentators will be more diplomatic and say “A disappointing result, David?”

Cunts.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Whiiine! Whiiiiine! ‘What’s that?’ I hear you say. “Is it the sound of finely tuned Formula One cars racing round the track?’ No you stupid cunt, the race finished days ago, that really irritating incessant whining sound you can hear is emanating from the gob of that horribly repressed, shockingly discriminated against, practically a slave, cunt supreme Lewis cunting Hamilton. With his miserable face looking like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, he can’t stop moaning about how un-fucking-fair it all is and what a bunch of cunts everybody else is.

When he’s not being paid £60m a year driving a fucking car round a track, or flying around the world on his own private jet so he can get paid even more millions for being photographed looking ‘urban’ wearing a stupid fucking £10,000 watch that only a cunt would wear anyway, or taking a selfie while jet-skiing off the coast of his luxury tax-avoiding no-plebs-allowed fucking degenerates ghetto with such a smug cunting face on him you would think he was auditioning for “Britain’s got Smug Cunts’, he’s lecturing us hoi polloi on how we all need to be even poorer, live in boxes, and stop going on holiday to ‘save the fucking planet’.

Now he’s just been crowned ‘Most Influential Black Person in Britain’ even though he doesn’t live in Britain and his only influence is to raise the level of sheer fucking cuntingness to previously unmatched heights of cuntery. I hereby nominate Lewis fucking Hamilton to the exalted title of ‘Cunt of Cunts, Lord High Cunt of the Fucking Universe’.

Nominated by: Biggus Cuntus

…and another from CuntyMort

Lewis Hamilton,
I know it’s the Daily Mail, what a piss boiler to wake up to.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8973965/Lewis-Hamilton-awarded-Knighthood-New-Years-Honours-tax-affairs-cleared.html
For Fucks sake, That’s 2021 fucked up before 2020 is even finished. Stop the world, CuntyMort wants to get off. Fu ck what this spoilt CUNT wants. About time to abolish the honours system methinks.

BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS

….and this from Freddie the Frog

Yes we all know the Jellyfish is going to give this tax dodging, anti British, rich as fuck cunt a knighthood in the New Years Honours List. Given his woke bird threatening to withdraw her pussy services the useless cunt has no choice.

Meanwhile Sir Lewis has had a major setback. He has lost a court case against Hamilton Watches for daring to use his name to sell their overpriced shit. The fact that they have been using that name since 1892 doesn’t seem to matter to Sir Lewis because he makes his own history.

I doubt if he will bother to turn up for the BBC’s Sports Personality of the Year award from fellow hypocrite and libtard Gary Taxdodger, but I look forward to his private jet arriving at Heathrow to receive his honour from Her Maj. (Sorry, Charlie the Chimp or Baldy Bollocks just won’t do for the great Sir Lewis ……. although Sparkletits might be an acceptable substitute)

A marshy, flat-earth, salt-of-the-earth guvnor cunting for Essex Cunty Council’s recently released (as in the mode of a silent fart) “Essex Climate Action Commission Interim Report”.

I haven’t read such a load of self-important and misguided twaddle for years. The “chair” of the commission is that legendary scientist Lord Randall. Yes, an ex-mp whose only claim to fame seems to be that he took “East European Studies” at university and his family run a department store in Uxbridge. The cunt isn’t even from Essex.

But hold on – it get’s worse. The two “co-chairs” are 1) Prajwal and 2) Daniel. No surnames given for either, but they are both p*kis and look about 12.

The report opening introduction has such scientific gems and proof of climate change as “When Greta Thunberg addressed world leaders at the United Nations in 2019, she said “I want you to panic.” We do not want the people of Essex to be alarmed, but we do want us all to take climate change seriously”.

Of course, the main issue of 180,000 new homes, is glossed over. We can assume that this will mean about 400,000 more people in Essex, and of course this will have no affect on the pollution in Essex, especially as we can assume these incomers will largely be filth from the third-world.

What the fuck has happened to this country? How is it that these cunts are running things? Why the fuck should children be listened to about adult issues?

If you can hold your breakfast down long enough, the full report is here:

https://www.essex.gov.uk/news/essex-climate-action-commission-publishes-interim-report