Dead Pool [194]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted former US child star Dustin Diamond known for his role as Samuel “Screech” Powers in Saved By The Bell would be the next dead dude.Diamond was 44 and died after a brief battle with cancer.

On to Deadpool 193.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Nominations (Shaun)

Captain Sir Tom Moore
Rush Limbaugh
Leon Spinks
Michael Caputo
David Gulpilil

Kelly Tolhurst MP

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A conflicted cunting for Kelly Tolhurst MP and former housing minister.

Conflicted as she is reported by the Jewish Chronicle to be an anti israel activist and I like that sort of thing.

But deserving of a cunting due to resigning her ministerial position to to bad news in the family.
What kind of woman sucks and forks her way up to a ministerial position only to throw it away when life springs some inevitable bad news her way?

Unless she has just discovered she is pregnant and bumbling BoJo is the father I feel she has neglected her duty as housing minister, not that jobs a real one anyway or gets anything done.

Nominated by: Cunt of all trades

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/16/housing-minister-kelly-tolhurst-resigns-after-devastating-family-news

BLM’s Selective Outrage

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BLM ✊? are lazy cunts…

A young 15 year old boy cut down in the prime of his life, Stabbed over 40 times by a pack of four savages but no protests, no riots, no worldwide call to take the knee as yet another in the insurmountable long line of persons of colour have their lives senselessly snuffed out.

Pfffft, BLM you’re a disgrace ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-55705479

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

Covid holidaymakers

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Covid holiday cunts and the government are retarded cunts, well this going to be a two part counting.
Part 1 the government, have these stupid cunts not realised yet that when they announce a new restriction, bone headed stupid fuckers flock like flies around shit e, g pubs, clubs, shopping and now travel abroad, what did they expect, dumb ass cunts..shut down the fucking airports…

Part 2, the stupid fuckers who go straight online to book a cheap holiday abroad as soon as travel restrictions have been announced, so the cock wombles deserve a bit of bat flu, these are the same cunts who will be crying when they are stuck in some crap hole hot version of Barry Island with all the prices quadrupled , leave the fuckers there I say, by the time they have completed the long swim home they will have completed their quarantine period absolutely zero fucks given for these arse clowns…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Daytime TV (2)

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Right having spent a large chunk of Christmas on my fat arse watching TV I’ve decided daytime tv is a cunt.
Why?
Death.
It should be called DeathTV.

Every fucking commercial advertises funeral plans and tells you about your mortality . Constantly being told that if you’re over 40 or 50 it’s time to dig a hole and jump in gets tiresome to say the least.

Now I know we will all kick it but ramming it down our throats every time there’s a break in the show I’m watching is really getting in my tits.

Whatever happened to advertising chocolate or soft drinks or women’s underwear ?

Daytime TV you’re a cunt.

Nominated by: Uttercunt