Dead Pool [190]

Congratulation to me i.e Shaun who correctly picked American Football Hall of Famer Floyd Little who was next to conk out.Floyd was 78 and played for the Denver Bronco`s where he was nicknamed “The Franchise”

On to Deadpool 190.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun) :

Dai Davies
Carlos Menem
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Matt Hancock

Stanley Johnson (3)

What a cunt!

I understand this prick has applied for a French passport. Why would they give him a passport?

Oh yeah, because he’s stinking rich and owns a chateau.

Not only is this wanker a remoaner traitor but a tree hugger as well.

Fuck off to your wonderful EU then Stanley ……..and don’t let the door hit your expansive arse on the way out.

Absolute CUNT.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog 

..and seconded by: Liberal Liquidator

A supporting nom for Freddie the Frog.

No surprise that the jizz-mop headed, EU loving twat is desperate to get balls deep back up ‘Le Cunts’ arse after the protracted Brexshit debacle by proclaiming he “will always be European” and because his “mother was French”. Why wait until you are eighty then dickhead?

He also has Turkish ancestry but understandably not so keen to take citizenship and claim his ancestral homelands of a rabid dog infested village and shack by the female moustache waxer’s shop.

(More here  – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55499773 )

Owen Jones (22)

Emergency nomination: Owen Jones

Looks like everyone’s favourite bedwetter has been drunk tweeting…

https://twitter.com/kulganofcrydee/status/1345040275408908288?s=21

I bet the “bastards” are scared that a man who can fight off an entire legion of far right thugs without a scratch on him is going to “get” them.

From a legal point of view, isn’t this incitement to violence?

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

The FA and Edinson Cavani

They have charged Manchester United “New Boy”, Edinson Cavani for daring to use a word that sounded like it might be offensive, to someone, somewhere?

Here:
Edinson Cavani has been charged with misconduct for a breach of FA Rule E3 in relation to a social media post on Thursday 29 November 2020.

It is alleged that, contrary to FA Rule E3.1, a comment posted on the Manchester United FC player’s Instagram page was insulting and/or abusive and/or improper and/or brought the game into disrepute.

It is further alleged that the comment constitutes an “Aggravated Breach”, which is defined in FA Rule E3.2, as it included reference, whether express or implied, to colour and/or race and/or ethnic origin.

The striker has until Monday 4 January 2021 to provide a response to the charge.

FA Rule E3.2 – WHETHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED???
For fucks sake-it’s a fucking witch-hunt. McCarthy had nothing on these libtard cunts.
They will ban him for 3 games.
So what is his crime? (perceived or otherwise):

Negrito.
He responded to a congratulatory post from a friend on instagram, after scoring a brace for Man Utd, with the phrase “gracias negrito”-a term of endearment in south America. It can mean someone with dark hair, as well as slang for “mate”.

He removed the post and apologised. And hasn’t played for Man Utd since?.

Life really is imitating art-think of the scene from “The Life of Brian”-where everybody gets hysterical over the use of the word “Jehova”.

The FA are spineless cunts.
There rests the case for the prosecuntion?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

….and a follow-up from Cuntfinder General

The FA

Dear Admin,

I recently nominated the FA (Fucking Arseholes) for their treatment of Edison Cavanni, more specifically the interpretation of a South American phrase he used to celebrate his debut goal For Manchester United, on a South American social media, in response to a message of congratulations from an old friend.

Well the FA (CUNTS) have held the kangaroo court:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/12/31/football/edinson-cavani-ban-fa-spt-intl/index.html

I don’t know if that nomination went into IsAC room 101.
If not, this link would finish it nicely.

PS: Happy New Year Admin(s)?