Free & Subsidised Food For Politicians


Free food for our starving, underpaid and overworked politicians.

Politicians currently receive up to £125.00 a week in food allowances, funded fully by the taxpayer, on top of a basic salary of 80 plus thousand a year and apparently unlimited expenses.
The best food money can buy, in the Palace of Westminster, which would cost £2-300 per head in a London restaurant, for the discounted price of fish and chips.
As almost 1.5 million UK citizens are forced to go to food banks – not because they don’t like what’s in Waitrose, not because the Marks And Spencers delivery vehicle is caught up in traffic – because in one of the richest Countries in the world, in the 21st Century – people do not have sufficient income to avoid starving to death.
There will be the usual suspects who use food banks because their cult tells them to take everything from non followers, and the 20 stone chav sweatbags who spend their benefits on Stella, drugs, Sky TV and takeouts, but amongst these are proud people who are driven to this because they have nothing.
End this outrage.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Cheapskates

Ahoy there cunty cunting for the cheapskate cunts taking advantage of cheap ferry trips,cruises,air travel holidays and then whining because they are marooned with a Corona virus outbreak.

The reason travel is cheap is due to normal people avoiding travelling because you will never guess its not fucking safe, so enter cheap fuckers, you know the type, those cheap and nasty group on cunts who have MOT,S for £19.00 and are then surprised when it fails, or a steak for £3.99 and wonder why its more like the sole off a welly, or my favorite cheap Anadins for those daft cunts who want a headache to last for longer….

No sympathy what so ever for these stupid cheapskate cunts……

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Long Covid

A short cunting for Long Covid.

(Same shit, different year – NA)

Just like Gulf War Syndrome, Yuppie Flu, Whiplash and Lower Back Pain before it, the newly-emerging Longimus Covidicus is certain to become a malingerer’s charter for years.

It’s perfect: no clinical definition, no clear symptoms, no physical symptoms to prove or disprove. Get yourself a walking stick, mope about (when anyone is watching) as if you have shit yourself, stay off work for a few days and practise talking in a whining ‘survivor of domestic abuse’ victim voice.

Won’t really matter whether you have actually had full-fat Covid in the first place (as no-one will be able to prove otherwise) but it is a nailed-on cert that legions of skinny scrounging addicts, jobless losers and thousands of fat cunts on benefits will be the worst affected. (Oh, and of course these new vermin, the Social Media Influencers, where it will quickly become as trendy as ‘Mental Health Issues’ and ‘Anxiety Levels’).

First wave of shambling, broken, desperate ‘survivors’ have already started shuffling across the news bulletins. Malingering Cunts the lot of them.

Send Alec Guinness and a Company of cruel Jap Guards to beat the fuckers into shape; and get them to build a big bamboo bridge while they are at it.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

(Yes, this is actually a Thing! – DA

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54296223

https://www.england.nhs.uk/2020/10/nhs-to-offer-long-covid-help/ )

Heidi Hautala

(We didn’t want to scare you with a pic of the real Heidi, so we toned it down with this guy, the Predator – DA)

Oh feck me ragged…

I kid you not, but the freakshow known as the EU has a female Verminhoftwat lookalike called Heidi Hautala, European Parliament VP

(https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1374812/Brexit-news-EU-latest-Michel-Barnier-Brussels-fishing-sovereignty-MEP-Heidi-Hautala-vn).

Normally I don’t go in for attacking people merely because they are obviously gross mistakes of nature, but in this case, I have to make an exception. Straight to Unkle Tel’s hottest oven.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard 

Rosamund Kissi-Debrah

A win win win cunting for Rosamund Kissi-Debrah who will now be heading for the ambulance chasing lawyers to sue the arse off whoever she can.

She and her campaigning crew have managed to get air pollution added to the cause of death of her 9 year old daughter. Now the cause of death was respirator failure and severe asthma but as she lived virtually on the south circular and being next to a busy road the pollution levels were high (higher than EU standards) so she claimed that was the cause of death.

She claimed that during the period between 2011 and 2013 when the daughter had several attacks no one mentioned that pollution could have been an issue, I don’t believe this for one minute, this woman is a teacher so you would assume minimal intelligence and pollution was a know factor in triggering Asthma attacks.

She said that had she known about pollution in her area she would have done something to protect her daughter.

Well maybe a little research and asking questions may have given her a clue but since her daughters death she has become a campaigner, tried to get into Parliament, latched onto the Suckdick roadshow and is something or other with the WHO.

It won’t be long before she is in the news outside the high court have successfully sued for damages

Nominated by: Sick of it 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55330945