Fuck me. Just read about this cunt. He was going through a divorce (I wonder why?) and his kindly elderly parents gave him a place to stay while he sorted his life out.

However, this fella was a fan of the grumble. A fucking huge fan by the sounds of things. He had over £18,000 worth of porn which he decided to bring into his parents’ home (without asking it seems). The collection also included two boxes of sex toys. The mind boggles.

Anyway, after 10 months the cunt was still living with his put upon parents and wanking himself half blind, while ramming stuff up his arse and shoving pumps onto his bellend and maybe even clips onto his balls (who the fuck knows? Sounds like you do – NA) I’m guessing his parents were thinking he’d be there a month or two and be getting on with sorting his life out. He was going nowhere, except to the eye clinic and to the repetitive strain injury department.

The cunt’s in his 40s and his parents, in my opinion, were trying to help him when they threw his ‘collection’ out.

Did Mr Wanking thank them and sort his life out?

Did he fuck.

He took them to court. Not only that, he won. He can now claim damages for losing his spunk stained grumble collection.

I’m not some puritan who wants porn banning, but fuck me.

I hope the cunt goes blind if he hasn’t already.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55370919

Comedy chat shows and their hosts are a load of cunts.

When I was younger I remember when a chat show was just two or maybe three people talking. There was a presenter and one or two guests. The quality of these shows sometimes varied, but on the whole they were done by people who could do their job properly and keep a serious conversation going with insightful and interesting questions. Presenters like David Frost, Gay Byrne, Michael Parkinson, and Terry Wogan come to mind. They weren’t without humour, but it as subtle and there was a time and a place for it.

Now? We have the abomination that is the comedy chat show. Some loudmouthed ‘look at me’ cunt who has very little to no conversation skills who wants to get as much attention as the celebrity guest they are ‘interviewing’. This type of twat always has to think they are a comedian and that every appearance and every show has to be funny.

They can’t have a serious conversation with a guest and stupid pranks, quizzes and childish games are rife. Numerous props are used as well as gimmicks and a simple one to one talk is beyond their grasp and capabilities. Then there is every question being made into a ‘joke’ or an innuendo. Graham Norton with his ‘ribald humour’ and Jonathan ‘cunt’ Woss interrupting everyone and his smutty probing with every female guest he has on.

Both these two clowns are heavily reliant on props and every show has to be some sort of big joke. Can anybody imagine either Norton or Woss interviewing past greats like Richard Burton, Jimmy Stewart, Matt Busby, Audrey Hepburn, Bill Shankly, Michael Caine, John Wayne and Bette Davis? They would think the idea of those two pricks hosting a serious chat show would be a joke, and they’d be right.

Comedy (decent comedy, that is) is all well and good. But it has no place on a chat show. One never saw David Frost or Melvyn Bragg playing for laughs or saying to some female star ‘Coowor! I can see your knickers fwom ‘ere!’. Woss and Norton (and others like Alan Carr) are cunts who have ruined what was once a fine art on television.

Nominated by: Norman 

Liverpool’s Joe Anderson and Our Friends in The North

For an old cunt like Yours Truly who has had a relationship with the construction industry, it’s happy days are here again and back to the ‘70s. Then political corruption and back handers reached dizzying heights. Large brown paper parcels stuffed with cash left in station khazis for retrieval by bent plod, bent developers and bent politicians. All expenses paid holidays to Torremolinos or Call Girls and Shampoo (what we called Champagne in those comb over days) in exchange for Planning Permission etcetera etcetera and all managed by Enforcers disposing of Awkward Cunts face down in concrete and propping up motorways all over Brum and Newcastle. T Dan Smith and Reggie Maudling ring any bells?

Fast Forward to the Covid ‘20s and Livverpoool takes centre stage. Joe Anderson the Labour Mayor has “stepped aside” (how we love that phrase) following serious allegations of fraud, theft and intimidation in relation to vastly overpriced capital projects. We refer interested parties to the link below so that they may read for themselves and make their own judgements with regards to these matters (as me brief advises) there-bye keeping ISAC’s nose clean and Yours Truly is able to refrain from having to write “allegations” every second sentence.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/arrest-liverpool-mayor-joe-anderson-19408761

We are further advised that we may describe Mr Anderson as a slap head pig faced Liverpoool cunt, our defence residing in the truth of the statement.

We always like to close on a gag or in this case Kharma. One of the alleged miscreants is a Mr Elliot Lawless.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Arise Sir Hamilcunt.

As expected, this years list is “the most ethnically diverse” yet, according to the official release?.

14.5 % bame, 4% LGBTQ.

Hoorah?.

Jimmy Greaves gets an MBE, some black make up artist a damehood?.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

and this, from Brian Stoat

“SIR” Lewis Hamilton? Surely a joke.

The cunt isn’t even British. A Swiss resident with an American accent. Do I need to say more?

I probably could’ve left it simply and concisely at “Hamilton. Cunt.”

What a cunt.