Good King Wenceslas

Good King Wenceslas is simply a cunt.

He last looked out on the “Feast Of Steven” but under the new government back of fag packet rules this would clearly be banned under both Tier 2 and 3 so he should be arrested with haste for that alone.

Then he had the sheer cheek to call a local degenerate/thief a “poor man” and a so called “peasant” which clearly breaks all the new regulations for the protection of the permanently baffled in society, the “poor man” was probably a member of our colourful LGBTTFFFQQA community too which makes it a capital offence.

Last but no least he mentions Saints which clearly do not belong in any religion in the UK and finally he does not get on his royal knees to the brave BLM activists who have just arrived to steal his car and VCR.

I therefore conclude he should be thrown into jail…or a KFC/McDonalds whichever is closest.

(On behalf of your admin crew, have a safe and fun New Year’s celebration this evening, cunters. See you all in 2021 – NA)

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

BMW Drivers (2)

Cunts in BMWs who are too busy holding a cup of coffee to use their indicators on roundabouts.

That is all.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

 

Supported by Spanky Mc Spank 

Second this one with an additional cunting for Aldi, VW and Seat drivers.

You’re just envious because you can’t afford one aren’t you? nope, I just don’t want to look like a benefits cunt or a photocopier salesman.

As Dick says above, that is all.

Marcus Rashford (3)

A sorry tale of poverty and misery.

St Marcus ‘s mum has opened up about the extreme poverty at home. Mel Maynard (?) has said they often couldn’t even afford bread and she shipped the fledgling saint off to Man Yew Academy aged 11 so he could eat. Yes she basically sold him off.
Shocking. However, a few questions arise.

Where is his father in this? Surely not absent, that would be a cliche.
How come no one at Man Yew, who took him on aged 7, noticed he was starving? I thought fitness and nutrition would form part of the training.

This took place during the Labour glory years of benefits for all before the wicked Tories starved all the children, so how come the poverty?

And at which point did he become aware of the benefits of tax avoidance via ‘image rights’.

I think there is much more to this than the authorised version. I wont hold my breath for any in depth reportage.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

(Interesting links – DA https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/13519324/marcus-rashford-mum-skipped-meals-to-feed-children/

and on the flip side, https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9069589/Marcus-Rashford-set-bumper-new-Manchester-United-deal.html )

BRINO (BRexit In Name Only)


I would like to nominate BRINO for a maiden cunting from me.
(Welcome aboard – NA)

Nearly 5 years ago 17.4 million voters carried a majority in the referendum to leave the EU. The questions posed were quite simple: “…remain a member of the European Union?” or “leave the European Union?”. No caveats, what ifs or riders. “Remain” or “Leave”. Leave won it.

I have just looked up the OED definition of “leave”. They define the meaning as “depart from permanently”. This raises the question of what frigging dictionary the Government use as their definition appears to be “stick a toe in the out door but don’t open it whatever you do”.

The news today is that a “deal” has been agreed with the EU. The PR campaign to sell this “deal” has already started with the Government stating they have “won” 43% of negotiating issues with the EU, “compromised” on 40% of issues and the EU “won” 17%. They try to make it sound like a wonderful thing for Leave voters:

https://order-order.com/2020/12/24/exclusive-governments-own-deal-analysis-scorecard-reckons-uk-won-43-of-negotiating-issues-40-were-compromises-17-eu-wins/#comments

But here’s the thing the various points laid out in the PR piece don’t have any weighting and, if they did, that “43% win” wouldn’t be a tenth of that. From what I can make out of it on the important issues we look as if we won’t be paying the EU for the future privilege of licking their revered arses and we may get our fishing rights back after a 5 year wait. We’ll still be following their directives and laws though and hoovering up the immigrants they keep pushing at us.

Honestly, I think the Government’s PowerPoint skills are exemplary compared to their negotiating skills. BRINO is a mega CUNT!

Nominated by: mikdys

The Year 2020


I’m just going to cunt the year 2020 as it comes to a close. There are so many reasons why this has been the biggest cunt of a year ever. Even without Covid the cuntitude that surrounded George Floyd to wanker police and footballers taking a knee to arseholes like Hamilton, Morgan and Lineker telling us what to do and what to say and that shitstain on humanity Matt Hancock grizzling about the so called step grandad he barely knew and the administration of a vaccine to some old bint who will be brown bread in a couple of years Covid or no Covid. Now I realise that 1939 – 45 will have been far worse but who can remember them so therefore 2020 has been the biggest shitshow ever and this is just a chance if admin allows for all my fellow cunters to add their two pence worth and say 2020 fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

and this from Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

New Year’s Eve 2020 – New Year’s Day 2021

What a giant cunt New Year “festivities” will be this time around. Normally, people look back over the past year and forward to the prospect of things perhaps being better in the year to come.

This year we can look back at a total fuckfest, and forward to the veil of Tiers that SAGE and the puppet government have set out for us without any end date in sight. Millions unemployed, millions with mental health problems, millions with untreated medical conditions, fucked up education system, no elections that might change things, thousands contemplating suicide, millions of cunts in masks, older people dying alone and in misery without the consolation of even a hug from a loved one…

The only reason to raise a glass at midnight will be in order to raise another, and another, in an attempt to blot out the fucking wreckage. Fuck the old year. Fuck the new year. Nothing but cunts and their pious fucking cuntishness for the foreseeable future.

Fuck off.