Dead Pool [197]


Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of Emmy Tony SAG BAFTA and Oscar-winning Acor Christopher Plummer. Plummer was 91 and despite a distinguished 75-year career will always be synonymous with his role of Captain Von Trop in the Sound of Music.

On to Deadpool 197.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Armen Sarksyan
Ron Wright (US representative)
David Gulpilil
Leo Spinks

MPs Expenses

MP’s claiming expenses is a cunt. Below is a list of the top ten greedy bullshitting fuckers claims for 2019.

Roger Godsiff, Birmingham Hall Green – £265,668
Lindsay Hoyle, Chorley – £259,057
Kevin Barron, Rother Valley – £257,351
Lisa Cameron, East Kilbride, Strathaven and Lesmahagow – £256,040
Ian Paisley, North Antrim – £253,824
Jim Shannon, Strangford – £252,298
David Tredinnick, Bosworth – £247,197
Brendan O’Hara, Argyll and Bute – £245,708
Chris Law, Dundee West – £245,133
Ian Blackford, Ross, Skye and Lochaber – £243,275

The mind boggles the fucking speaker, number 2 on the list has a gaff in the palace of Westminster itself FFS. Utter cunts the lot of them. over to you fellow cunters. Bloater Blackford boy is his pie bill huge!! “Greedy Bastards”

https://order-order.com/2021/01/22/mps-expenses-rise-6-5-to-127-6-million/

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

Fouad Kakaei

A slippery bastard cunting for Fouad Kakaei

A link below for the story

This twat came across the channel in one of the illegal ferries but was returned to Denmark where he had tried to claim asylum, he didn’t seem to mind because he steered another boat load of filth to our shores 6 months later.
I guess he thought he was onto a nice little earner but he has been given a 17 month jail sentence and has been told he may be deported, what the fuck MAY be deported, it should nailed on 100%
Could he be at risk if returned to Iran, doubtful he is obviously a devious lying cunt and who gives a shit anyway, he gets what he deserves.

Surprisingly this case was reported on the BBC , but quietly hoping no one would notice.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-55758414

Nominated by: Sick of it

Dr “Rachel” Levine

Lets have a laugh at the expense of Dr “Rachel” Levine who has been appointed assistant secretary of health under Biden, just because he looks like a clown in a dress.

“trans” men are mentally ill gays .Putting someone in charge of health who is mental just shows the trajectory of senile, Biden and the mental Dems.

P.S Google has removed the most hilarious pictures.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-health-pick-rachel-levine-set-to-become-first-trans-senate-confirmee/ar-BB1cThdm

Women’s Sports Featuring Non-Female Competitors


The beginning of the end of girls and women in sport is a cunt.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-executive-order-schools-transgender-athletes-girls-sports

When I studied PE at college I chose to do sociology of sport rather than the much more difficult, in my mind , psychology, Physiology or bio mechanics. Two reasons really ; it was full of fit birds and way way easier than the other ologies.

I was viewed by the other students as a bit of a chauvinist and played to the gallery.

In reality I do believe girls and women should play sport and be encouraged to do so. Though talk of parity with men’s professional sport is absolute bollocks as I mentioned regarding women’s football recently.

Reading the article above really made me angry because we seem to be led by thick cunts that think it is fine for women and girls to now have to complete with fucking men cunts that wish to identify as female.

This is unfair stupid and will put women and girls off playing sport. My blood ? is boiling writing this because women do have rights. The right to complete against women in sport and not be forced into competition against fucking transgender cunts (men) fucking wanting to play against women because they have a better chance of winning.

They also have the right to enjoy being a female without having to share a piss corner with some deviant tran cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt